TDCI Ch.1 Meet the Contestants
The show opens on a large cruise ship sitting at the dock. Various crew members board and load things on to it. The camera then shifts perspective to the side of the ship wherein gold letters the word Drama is spelled out. The camera shifts again to the deck of the cruise ship. The camera lazily pans around showing the deck. A large pool is in the center of the deck with a hot tub off to the side. On the other side of the pool is a youngish man with black hair with his back to the camera. He turns around to face the camera and smiles. "Hello," the man says.
"I'm Chris McCain and welcome to Crossover Drama Island!" He pauses for dramatic effect then continues his monolog. "Well, you probably know what this show is about but for those who don't know, soon 28 contestants from all over the multiverse will be competing to win a valuable cash prize. Over the next few weeks, they will have to endure brutal life-threatening challenges, disgusting meals, and of course each other." Smiling, Chris then begins to walk along the deck while continuing his intro. "Alliances will form, enemies will be made, hearts will be broken. Tears will be shed. Needless to say, there will be a crap ton of drama." Chris gives a slight pause then continues. "Some of you may wonder how this is possible. How can we gather so many different people from different worlds?" Chris shrugs. "Well, that's above my pay grade. I'm here to look handsome, host a show, and torture some poor saps. Speaking of saps-" Chris checks his watch and nods to himself. "Let's go meet them, shall we?
The camera then cuts to Chris walking down the gangplank of the ship smiling at the very angry teen glaring at Chris. "Huh," Chris checks his watch. "Guess I'm a little late. Well, welcome contestant to Total Drama-"
Before Chris could finish, the teen marches up to him. "How long did you intend to keep me waiting!" The teen shouts. This teen wears a navy blue overcoat over a white shirt. His pants and boots are also the same whitish color. He has a green scarf around his neck and wears silver gauntlets. His brown hair is in a pompadour style. He sneers at Chris waiting for an answer. Chris shrugs. "I don't know. If I had known you'd show up early I would have left, you wait an hour."
"An HOUR!" The teen snaps. "Do you know who I am? I am Navarre, a Samurai from the Eastern Kingdom of Mikado. On top of that, I am a Luxurorer and above having my time wasted." Chris just laughs at the outburst. "You're going to go far with that attitude, kid." Before Navarre could respond Chris continues on. "Just introduce yourself and you can board the ship. Navarre glares at Chris but decides to introduce himself. "Like I said I am a Samurai from the Eastern Kingdom of Mikado. I am a skilled swordsman and expert strategist. There was this one time where I expertly captured the Black Samurai and I-"
"And I'm done caring," Chris interrupts as a taxi drops off a contestant. Navarre glares at Chris, but when he spots the next contestant he quickly walks past Chris and boards the ship. The next contestant entire body is hidden by the large suit of armor they wear. The armor is black with dark red spots on it. The helm of the suit as well as both the gauntlets look to be made out of lava. As the contestant approaches, Chris shrinks back a bit.
"Ah L..Lord D...Dominator. We...Welcome to the show. Dominator looks around then looks at Chris. "Where's my money," She booms in her robotic voice. Gulping down all his fear Chris replies, "it's not here. You'll have to win it. Why don't you introduce yourself."
Dominator shrugs then points to herself. "I am Lord Dominator, destroyer of planets and crusher of dreams. And I will win this simple challenge." Dominator boomed then moves past Chris to board the ship.
Chris visibly relaxes as she leaves. The next taxi arrives and drops off a robot. Chris immediately deflates on seeing the small robot. "Welcome from the planet Pandora, Claptrap," Chris sighs.
"Hello, all in T.V land. It is I CLT4P-TP or Claptrap." Claptrap introduces in an over-enthusiastic voice. "I've come to win." Chris just nods, "let's move this along introduce yourself."
"Of course my adoring fans will want to know more about me. Well, I have an incredible story that I could tell all day. In fact-"
"Five words or less."
"Five words, Uhh, I guess I am Awesome!"
Chris just massages his forehead. "That'll work. Go on ahead."
Claptrap rolls up the ramp while another taxi drops off another contestant. The next to walk up is a Japanese youth with light brown skin. His brown hair is in a dreadlocks style. He's wearing a greenish jacket over a white unbuttoned shirt, and yellow shirt underneath that. Black pants and sandals. The youth smiles as he walks toward Chris. "Welcome, Yasuhiro Hagakure," Chris introduces as he shakes hands. "Or just the fake psychic. "Fake!" Yashiro says outraged. I may be many things, but fake is not one of them! I'm the Ultimate Clairvoyance."
"Yet, you can't predict some simple lottery numbers," Chris replies. "Hey, don't abuse my gift like that." Chris just rolls his eyes.
"Whatever just go and board the ship," Chris orders. Yashiro is going to press the issue but then decides to drop it.
The next taxi drops off two contestants then quickly departs. Both of the new arrivals are short weird colored aliens, one red the other green. The green alien is green all except for a white patch on his stomach and in the center of the white part was a star. He also has a yellow hat that has a red star in the center of it. The red alien also has a white patch on his stomach. Although he has no symbol on his stomach and instead has a belt strapped around him diagonally. He also has a scar going down the left side of his face. "Welcome Sergeant Keroro the green one and Corporal Giroro the red one." Chris introduces. Keroro smiles and waves at the camera. "Hey, host man can we collect our prize money already because we're going to win," he declares as he walks up to shack Chris' hand. Chris just rolls his eyes. "Sure, you will," Chris says. "Just go board the ship."
Another taxi drops off another duo. One of them being a young boy with curly black hair, wearing an orangish shirt with a yellow star on it and blue shorts. The other contestant is a short green humanoid. "Welcome, Steven Universe and his sis- uhh friend Peridot." The two walk up to Chris while waving to the cameras. "Tell me, Steven, why are you here?"
Steven shrugs. "Well, I just wanted to make friends and have fun."
"What about the money?" Chris asks. Steven just shrugs again. "I don't need it. I mean it would be nice, but friends are more important." Chris chuckles and shakes his head at that but moves on to Peridot. "And your reason?"
Peridot shrugs. "I just did this thing because Steven said it would be fun. He also said I could practice my people skills."
"Well no one said you needed good reasons to join the show," Chris mutters. Louder to the pair he says. "Anyways go on and board the ship." Steven and Peridot do just that as, yet another taxi arrives and drops off another duo.
A pair of twins, a boy, and a girl. The girl wears an odd sweater while the boy wears casual clothing. "Welcome, the Pines twins," Chris announces.
"Wow, we're going to be on a cruise!" Mable yells excitedly. Chris simply gives a dry laugh at that. "What's so funny?" Dipper asks.
"Nothing," Chris says still laughing. After calming down from his laughing fit Chris smiles. "Tell us something about yourselves or what you will do with the money.
"Well, I'm here to meet cute boys," Mabel confesses. "Also, the prize money for a human-sized hamster ball."
Dipper shrugs. "To win the money, obviously. Then use it to fund my paranormal investigations."
"A paranormal investigator?" Chris asks with a smirk. "What are ya, going to do look for Bigfoot?" Chris asks mockingly.
"Yes," Dipper says with confidence.
"Well if you win I have a bridge to sell you," Chris mutters.
"What?" Dipper asks as he walks up.
"Nothing you're just going to fit in here," Chris says. Dipper is about to press the issue, but Mable excitedly drags him up the gangplank.
The next taxi drops off a single contestant. This is a tall muscular early 20 something male. He wears sunglasses a black shirt and blue pants. He walks casually up to Chris and looks around the place. "So, uh where are the babes," The muscled blonde asks.
"Johnny Bravo, everyone," Chris introduces. Johnny sticks a pose. "That's me Johnny Bravo. Handsome, Single and very handsome." Johnny says.
"And humble," Chris says.
"Of course," Johnny agrees. "Now, host dude about those babes?
"Well, first it's Chris. And there's one on the ship, but she's uhh." Johnny is already walking up the ramp. "Later," Johnny calls. Chris watches him go and shakes his head.
The next taxi drops off a very angry looking man then speeds off in a haphazard manner. "That's right," the dropped off man yells after the taxi. "You better run. When I win this prize money. I'm going to buy you and your stupid cab." The man walks over to Chris and glares. "Well," he says after a minute. "Oh right, this is Dan," Chris introduces. Dan nods in satisfaction then looks at the cruise ship. "Amazing we're going on this?"
"We're walking on it." Chris answers.
"What does that mean?" Dan asks.
"Nothing," Chris says with a smile. "Why don't you go, board." Dan shrugs off the comment and walks up the gangplank. "There better be food on this ship!"
A red fur humanoid cat is the next contestant to arrive. "Welcome Katz, ladies and gentlemen," Chris announces as Katz walks up. He walks up to Chris while starring up at the cruise ship behind him. "You call that a cruise ship?" Katz asks. "I've owned better."
Chris shrugs. "Yeah, where is that cruise ship by the way?" Katz gives Chris a glare before rolling his eyes. "Is this what passes for humor?" Katz says with a shake of the head. He boards the ship before Chris can reply to his comment.
The next taxi arrives before Chris could think of a reply to Katz's comment. The next contestant is a short young girl with green eyes. She has light pink hair in bushy pigtails. She wears a black jacket over her white shirt a red and green plaid skirt, and black boots. Her jacket has light pink on the cuffs and collar. "Welcome, Clover Field." Chris introduces. Clover smiles and waves at Chris and the cameras. "Hi everyone."
"So, tell us, Clover, why did you decide to join the show."
"The money obviously," Clover replies. "My waitress job is just not paying the bills. Chris nods at that, and Clover boards the boat.
Chris let's out a sigh of relief and starts to stretch. "We're coming into the home stretch now. Halfway done." Another contestant arrives via taxi. This contestant is a female robot which comes with all the things being robot entails mainly a body completely made of metal.
"Welcome, to the show P.I.X.A.L," Chris introduces as P.I.X.A.L walks up. She looks over at Chris then at the boat. "Strange," she says after a while.
"What's strange," Chris asks. "Me being this handsome and famous yet not having any hot girlfriend."
"No, that has an obvious answer. Your personality explains your lack of a significant other. "I was referring to this ship. According to my records, you and this show should have no way to pay for or rent a cruise ship like this for any length of time. That is strange." P.I.X.A.L replies.
"Ok first hurtful, second I have rented this cruise ship for the show. " Chris says annoyed.
P.I.X.A.L studies Chris then simply walks past him. Chris let's out a sigh of relief as she does so. "That was close."
Another contestant arrives via taxi. This one is a tall man. He smiles and shacks Chris' hand. "Matrim Cauthon everyone," Chris says. "So tell us Matrium why are you here?"
"Well first call me Mat. Secondly the prize money of course. The fact that there's no Aes Sedai out here also helps." Mat replies. Mat points to the boat. "We are done here?"
"Go on up," Chris replies. Mat walks up the gangplank as the next taxi arrives.
This taxi drops off three new contestants, a trio of boys. Chris pinches his nose as the three move closer. The first to walk up is rather tall and wears a green jacket, a striped shirt, and baggy pants. The second is thin and looks like a nerd. He wears a beanie, an orange shirt with blueish shorts. The last one is short with three hairs on his head. He wears a yellow shirt with a red vertical strip with blue shorts. "What's with that smell?" Chris asks as the trio walk up. The two smaller boys look at the one in the green shirt. "Probably Ed," the shortest one says. "Let's make this quick one," Chris says. "Welcome the Eds. Ed, Edd, and Eddy, now please get him out of here."
"What not even going to ask us what we're going to do with the money?" Eddy asks.
"Nope, don't care just please get that smell away from me," Chris says with a shooing gesture.
"How rude," Edd comments and the other two Eds nod in agreement. Once the Eds board the ship Chris smiles and stops pinching his nose. "That's better. Now let's keep this show rolling."
A female duo is the next to arrive. The first has shoulder length light purple hair, red eyes, and a pale complexion. She has a bored expression as she walks toward the group. The other girl has light blonde hair with tea green highlights, blue eyes, and fair skin. Both girls have the same style of uniform on. A long navy-blue tunic and a matching pointy hat with a belt around the waist and long boots. The one with purple hair uniform goes down to her ankles while the other girl just goes down to a little past her knees. "Welcome, Sucy Manbavaran and Diana Cavendish," Chris introduces. The two witches don't stop to talk to Chris they board the ship. "Friendly aren't they," Chris mutters.
Another taxi arrives to drop off a single contestant. The contestant is a man about Chris' height who has slight stubble on his face. His clothing is incredibly regal in appearance but gives a military leader vibe. The man himself is smiling and looking around impressed. "Elend Venture, the Last Emperor." Elend greets Chris with a handshake then looks around. Before he can introduce himself and talk to Chris another taxi arrives, dropping off a trio of two boys and a girl.
The girl is short with light purple hair and focusing all her attention on play her game. The boy closet to her has a slightly big head. The third arrival stands as far as he can from the other two. He has green skin and a light purple outfit and backpack. "Welcome, Dib, Gaz, and Zim," Chris says with little enthusiasm."
Elend looks over the trio concerned. "Do people normally have green skin. Where you're from?"
"No," Dib explains. "He's just an al-"
"LIES!" Zim shrieks. "Slanderous LIES! I Zim have a skin condition! Dib just hate me and my diseased self." Elend is about to question them further, but Gaz stops him.
"Trust me," she says walking past him to board the ship. "You do not want to get in the middle of their arguments." Elend considers this and decides to board the ship. Zim pushes Dib down and runs to board the ship. Dib picks himself up and dusts himself off then goes to the board as well.
The next contestant to arrive is wearing a suit of armor. Unlike Lord Dominator the armor is normal and no sci-fi elements to it. Just a simple suit of armor. The helm is the most interesting part of the suit. The suit's helm resembles a monster fish's head. "Welcome the leader of the Monster Royal Guard, known online as StrongFish91 Undyne." Undyne marches up to Chris, her suit of armor clanking as she moves. When she is in front of Chris she removes her helmet revealing her face. She has blue scales and blue and red fins on blue and red scales on the sides of her face. Her long red hair is in a ponytail. She grins at Chris revealing her sharp yellow teeth. He takes a slight step back. Undyne laughs at Chris reaction. She walks past him still laughing. Chris glares at her as boards the ship.
He mumbles to himself completely ignoring the new arrival. The contestant is a short teen. He has a kind of big head and grape like hair. "Uhh excuse me, Chris," he calls waving his arms to get Chris' attention. "Hey, Chris!" He yells snapping Chris out of his muttering. "Huh, oh right," Chris says snapping out of his trance. "Minoru Mineta. Everyone's least favorite grape themed person."
"That's not true," Mineta replies. "I am well liked by people. Lot's of people in fact." Chris just rolls his eyes.
"Sure you are buddy, sure you are. Well go on and board the ship." Mineta does just that. Chris smiles at Mineta's sadness. See why can't they all be that easy to put down. I swear putting more than one metahuman on this show was a mistake." Chris puts on his best fake smile and looks at the camera. "Well everyone it been a long one but we're almost done. Just one guy left." As if hearing Chris speak the last Taxi arrives dropping off the last contestant. This one is a tall well-built man in his older years. He wears an eyepatch over his left eye and a black mustache. "Welcome, King Bradley ladies and gentlemen,"
Bradley smiles and shakes Chris' hand. "So, tell me, Bradley, why did you agree to be on the show."
"Well, Chris I'm just here to test my abilities," Bradley explains. "An old man like me needs to keep in top shape."
"Well whatever, go ahead and board the ship. You're the last contestant to arrive so we will set sail soon." Chris then turns to the camera and smiles. "Well, that's the cast join us next time for the first challenge, to see the teams form and to see which of these losers will be heading home first.
The camera fades to black.
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