Because I'm so drunk I got sent home early by my friends and colleagues. Good friends that lot.
"Wait seriously?"
"Yea man. Justice and Time."
"At the risk of making a pun and staining my good name," began Madara, "at the same time?"
Naruto just nodded. Madara whistled.
"That's damn impressive." A cough interrupted their banter.
"Excuse me gentleman. If you don't mind, we'd like to ask you some questions." Asked a black haired youth. He was surrounded by a group of fellow young ones. To be honest neither immortal could care less.
"Are we to understand that you were the ones to take out the fallen angel a few weeks ago?" continued the annoying one. Madara tsked.
"No. Now shoo. He," pointing to Naruto, "was about to give me some juicy details about his epic and amazing love life."
"I'm sorry," chuckled the one who was most likely about to die, "but I do believe you don't know who you're talking too. If I may-" He was cut off by the sudden hand at his throat.
"You may not." Without thinking twice, the "gang" the the youth ran with moved to intercept Madara, but suddenly and inexplicably found all of their legs and arms broken. "Because you are all humans, I'm giving you this one chance to leave. Waste it and I honestly couldn't care less." He tossed the black haired kid, who looked to be contemplating some form of revenge before choosing to run. Borrowing a sword from his compatriot, who pulled it out of nowhere, he opened a hole in space-time.
"You'll regret this." He quipped. Madara sighed and the hole closed… before the group could go through. Black hair (soon to be cripple) stammered and slashed at the air again. This time it was funny. Well, to the two immortals anyway.
"Seriously man, he was gonna let you go, why'd you go and do that?" asked Naruto who was content to stay in the back quietly enjoying the beatdown of the younger generation. Honestly, kids these days.
"I should kill you, but I won't. You remind me a bit of this one chinese guy I met a long time ago."
"You racist!" shouted Naruto from the back.
"Shut up! That's not what I meant! Damnit, there goes my badass moment." He tore off black hair now-a-cripple's arm and cauterized the wound with a quick pass of his palm. "Bye bye." A portal swallowed them up.
"Now back to that threesome." he said, turning to Naruto while they both giggled. They continued to giggle until they both tripped on a tree root.
"Shit." exclaimed Naruto on the way down to the party between their faces and the ground. "Sorry dear."
Til' the next time.