"So, a thousand years of darkness, huh?"
"Pretty much."
"That gonna happen soon?"
"Pretty soon, yeah."
"During our high school years?"
"Nope."
"College?"
"Probably."
"Damn."
"Why?"
"I was planning on spending most of the time fucking like rabbits. Er, with you, of course."
"Don't worry," Damien laughed, patting his red-haired boyfriend on the head, "you'll spend the thousand years of darkness with me. We can fuck like rabbits then."
A/N: I thought it'd be funny... As a teenager, Damien would probably curse a lot, and it would rub off on Kyle, and this would, of course, have to ensue.
