Chapter Two! Huzzah! Sorry I haven't updated in a while. I watched "Backstage Rush…again. It was so cute how Logan lost his book…I did that once, I went totally berserk and my mom got annoyed and fished the book out from under the couch. Oh yeah and then my brother (he's only six) was like, "How do they sing so loud?" And it was so cute! Cuz then I just said, "Oh…they have microphones." And then he said, "No they don't." And it was SOOO adorable. (Both my brother and Big Time Rush.) Total TANGENT! Enjoy the chapter!

The idea for this chapter was from the one with the divine smile.

Disclaimer: I don't own iPod, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, or AngryBirds.

This chapter is dedicated to my baby brother. Annoying+Cute=Brothers!

Also to the one with the divine smile. Thanks so much!

How to Annoy Draco Malfoy

#1. Torment him about Muggle things.

Malfoy's POV

As usual, I was being a jerk.

"Oi! Malfoy!" I heard an irritatingly familiar voice. I turned to see Weasel holding a strange device. "D'you know what this is?"

"What makes you think I know what the hell that contraption is?"

"Well, I figured you'd have some idea, on account of the secret stash under your drawing-room."

"Nobody's supposed to know about that!" I hissed, with much concern about how Ron came by the fact. "Keep your voice down! There are Dark Arts things down there that are illegal."

"Before you said that, did you keep in mind that my father works for the Ministry?" Weasley remarked sarcastically. I face-palmed. "Urrghhh."

"So got any ideas?"

"Go ask your Mudblood friends." I realized the statement was a bad idea far too late. One second I was smirking, the next, whimpering in pain.

"I guess I deserved that…" I said, clutching my nose.

"No kidding! So do you know what it is?"

"No."

"Come on, please?

"I don't know what it is."

"Yes you do, you're just not telling me."

"No, I don't."

"Could you at least guess?"

"Fine. Look at it, maybe it says something."

"It says, 'iPod. 16GB."

"Now you know what it is. It's an Eye-pod sixteen jee-bee." I turned around. "Bye, now."

"But what does it do?"

"I don't know, Ron. Stop bothering me."

"OH MY GOD!"

"WHAT?"

"I think it works!"

"Great! GO AWAY."

"Wait, wait! Look!"

"WHAT?" I was now completely exasperated.

He was furiously staring at the Eye-Pod sixteen jee-bee and poking it. "This thing reacts when you touch it."

"Wonderful."

"Come look at it! It's got little pictures and each one has a little thing that goes with it."

"I really don't think that's dark magic. It's more like Muggle stuff." I really didn't know. I just wanted him out of my hair.

"Who cares? It's got GAMES!"

"Just go get the Muggle Studies teacher."

"LOOK! LOOK! HIGH SCORE!"

"Oh, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?"

Weasley looked at me like a little kid without candy. "Just to play AngryBirds…"

Yup. So that's my chapter. I didn't really like it much. Oh well. This SOOO reminds me of my little brother. Whenever he's playing AngryBirds, he's always like, "Come play with me!" But when I try to play, he swats my hand away. Little brothers are so annoying. BUT THEY'RE SO ADORABLE! Anyway, My summer vacation is here! Yay! Hopefully I will be updating more now… Review please? BIG TIME RUSH IS AWESOME!