Andre's body laid limp and cold in Beck's arms. He had stayed on that grassy hillside all night crying over the loss of his dear friend. "WHYY, WHYY, WHYY!" he screamed, into the dark oblivion below the hillside (because, of course all grassy hills lead to a dark, scary, oblivion).
His cries where received, and a dark figure climbed from the oblivion. Beck squinted, and the form was slowly engulfed by a bright shining light. "God, is that you? Am I dead?" Beck asked the figure. He was replied by a deep omnipresent laugh, "No, I am not God. I am the Monkey who killed your friend!"
"Fuck you, man! Why do get a cool light engulfing you, and an awesome ass omnipresent laugh?" He cried, at the monkey.
"Because I'm god." Beck screamed then promptly killed himself with copper wire.
AN: This is what happens when I'm supposed to be studying for an exam…
Anyway, I hope you enjoy part two. DD97 this one's for YOU!