WoooHooo! I have received high praise from The Noble Platypus!! Go me!! *does happy dance* so far I have only got like 3 reviews but that's okay doing this spin off will get me back wash publicity! I hope. Any way…on to the Disclaimer!

Disclaimer: I own almost nothing. But as Zyte pointed out I do own the name Beyonhilaritneyessica! Go me! But I must give credit for that to 3 very stupid girls and one cool singer. Beyoncé (the cool singer) and Hilary Duff, Britney Speers, and Jessica Simpson (3 stupid girls). Any way…on to the Story!...spin off…thing…

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        As soon as Platy was done screaming. She collapsed in to a quivering, convulsing pile of women turn elf. Elrond blinked and walked over.

        "Beyonhilaritneyessica it's not that big of deal." He said as he bent down and touched her shoulder. Platy jumped up and screamed again.

        "Don't touch me!" She screamed before she sprinted off in the other direction.

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        She wasn't sure how far she had run but she was pretty sure she wasn't going to get any where. She fell down out of breath, but not tiered. She looked up and what she saw almost made her puke. It was Rivendell, not only that, the counsel. She whimpered and every one turned around to look at her.     

        "Ah Beyonhilaritneyessica, nice of you to finally show up. Please take a seat." Platy sat there stunned for a moment then laughed like a maniac. She got up and walked over to the counsel. When she got to the middle of the circle of chairs and people she heard some one ask some one else what was so funny. She turned around to face them.

        "You think you're so smart don't you? Well I got news for you Celestina, I came up with this. I know all the loop holes. You can't pin me to this. Oh no you can't!" as she said this she walked around waving her hands. They were all looking at her like she had lost her mind. Which given that she had just been dropped down in Middle Earth as a Sue by her own creation, she wasn't probably more then a stone throws away from it. But then again we are talking about a Fanfic-er and that offends softens the blow of things like this.

        "We'll Windbreaker I have a way out oh yes I do." She spun around grabbed a knife of the guy sitting behind her.

        "Hey!" He gasped as he jumped up.

        "Sorry, can I use this?" She asked right before she plunged it deep in to her heart.

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        "No, no, no, no, no! You can't do that!" Celestina cried in anger. Platy laughed manically.

        "Told ya. I came up with this. Did you really think I wouldn't get out of it? You'll have to do better than that. But then when I wrote you up, I made it so you would fail." Platy cried in triumph. "Besides how often do you get to say you successfully committed suicide?" She laughed as she walked around. Celestina glowered.

        "Oh, you are so going to get it this time. And this time you won't be able to kill your self. Let's see you get out of it that way. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

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        Platy woke up looking at a wooden ceiling and a genital rocking. Her eyes widened. She didn't need to now any more she knew where she was.

        "Oh no." She muttered very slowly. She slid off the bed she was on. This was a bad thing. No one had finished a POTC spin off yet. This would be hard but she could play it by ear and see how far she got. Besides this could be fun. And she had the perfect opening line. She bust open the doors to the rest of the ship.

        "Spring is the air, every time I turn around, the hills are alive with the sound of music." Platy went on singing lines from bad musicals tell she realized she was singing to a lot of really undead pirates.

        "I just though that singing lines from bad Disney musicals was fitting." She mumbled as she inched over to the edge of the ship. Just then a very important part of the movie stared.

        "Barbosa, you dirty lire, you!" yelled Will.

        "Don't dare in prude me honor boy!" Thundered Barbosa.

        "You swore they'd go free." Spat Will. Platy couldn't hold back she had to get in on this.

        She pushed through some of the pirates to where the fight was going on.

        "If I may interrupt here. Hi, how you doing." She said as she stuck out her hand to shack Wills hand then Barbosa. "I would like to point out that I don't have a major part in this and I really, really would like to get my share of hits in on Elizabeth." They blinked at her. She blinked back.

        "Hi." She said with a wave.

        "Jessa, go back to bed. You're not saposta be up in your condition." Will said in very OOC voice and wording.

        "What condition?" She asked tilting her head, knowing she wasn't going to like the answer.

        "Don't be silly, you know." He said in an even more OOC way. She shook her head vigorously.

        "You're with child." Will replied. Platy blinked.

        "Oh crap!"

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Platy please pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaassse don't kill me!...On to the reviews!

Platy: I love you so much! Thanks so much for the review, it was so nice.

Zyte: Yah that is a mouth full and if you look at the disclaimer I clam the name. A Sue would have a name like that XP

Meg: Yah it's funny but you haven't seen Platys yet.