Chapter 2
I choose you
AN: STOP FLAMING! My english teacher said this was good so fuk you dont know whAt you are talking abot. (If your English teacher thought this was good then she doesn't know what she's talking about either.) Ur just jealous that I can wirte better than you. (*snort*) IVE READ YOUR STORIES THEY SUCK ASS! I know some of the spellins wrong Im doin it on wordpad so there! (Then get a spellchecker!) The spelling doesnt matter its the story that counts! (If it didn't matter then no one would be flaming you.)
For tha people that gave me good reveiws thankx ill keep the chapters coming. (What good reviews?)
Any way I was so shocked that I was getting a pokemon. "Ruby please come inside." Professior oak inquired. (Inquired: to ask a question, not make a request.)
I walked through the crowd who was all talking abot me. (You are so vain.) They knew i lived in my house all alone and was good at training pokemon and touf n stuff. (You are so touf.) I spent a lot of time traveling through the wild all alone so I was not afrade. Anyway the house that the proff was taking me was a round house with a huge telescope thing on the roof. (*shudder* I wonder what he needs that for...)
I went insdie. "Wait here I ll get some pokemon to for you to chose." The proffsoroak ran away through a door which he closed loudlhy. (Physics impossibility count: 1)
I statred (Invented word: 1 statred: the state of being red.) to txt on my phone which was red with rindstones all on the top and had a ringtome like the bruno mars catch a grenade (an: OMG best song eva!)
"I'll catch a grendade your ya, throw my hand on a blade for ya, jump in front of a rain for ya" My fone stated to sing. I got a fright coz i dint know what it was. (You are so stupid.) Then I answred it. Then the proffssor oak came. (Ew.)
"I have 3 pokemon for you to choose but first you must pass a test." He said all mysterious. (Dun dun dun)
"OMG what the test is?" I ask. (No Ruby, what is the test.)
"You must prove you are worthy by capturing you pokemon. firt you must answer my question ok." porfessor oar said. (Who is porfessor oar, I thought we were talking to Proffesor Oak?)
I was nervous coz i dint know what the test was. (Of course you don't he hasn't told you.) I looked up and saw it wa raining outside which menat Gary must have gone home so no help me. (*Sigh*, the case of the missing words.) He looked so hot with his brown hair into his blue eyes like pools with a blue water like ocean. (Attention span of a nat, I see.)
I looked at the balls oif pokemon. I chose that one, charmader. "No you cant its taken." Said Oka. (Who the heck is Oka?) "I was sad. I wnated charmander coz it was fire type and better. "Ok I take squarter." (Pokedex pick: Squarter, the squating pokemon, continually suffers from diaorea.)
"Squarter is dead." Proffesor oak sadily. "it got into a fite with bulbasuar and was beat. we will bury it son." (As Sarah later says, "I AM A GURL NUT A BOI!")
"Thats ok i dint want squarter anyway. (Then why did you ask for it?) I will take bulbasur" I said happily.
"bulbasuar run away." Oak said cryin coz he was a pote and they are sensitive about stuff and write poems. (I don't know about potes, poets on the otherhand tend to be a bit weird.)
"WTF what pokemon i have!" i stated to yell coz ihad none. (You are such a brat.) "There is one moar but only the best rainer can manage it."
"I dont fukking care give to me!" (What a lovely person you are.)
Ok oak went and brought out a round ball. "try it." I threw the ball. Red light pooured out and made a pokemon. (Wow! Magic!) It was yellow body with red stripes instead of brown on the back and its tail was like RED lightnine and its cheeks were pink with different picures on them like fire and water and leafs. "it is very rare thedre isa only one (Hence the species soon became extinct and was never mentioned in the series.) its name is Pikafire not pikachu." siad oka. (Suddenly Oka appeared.)
'I will take it." I said happy. Pikafire was happy it was making fire and watre electrictiy. (Physics impossibility count: 2) I gaspecd. "Ya it can do fire and water and grass and all the attacks so it can use all the TMs. Take good care of it i knew it would be perfect for you. siad oka"
Ok I went outside a nd went away from Pallet toen to start gtoward the first gym.
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Lord Seaver out.