"Miku! Don't play with my hair!" I whined as I tried to slap away Miku's working hands. We were in our pajamas because Lily said we should get into our, and we did.
I had the kind of pajamas where the pajama bottoms are like shorts, which I didn't mind. I mean, it's summer, so of course I wouldn't. Then, for the top, it was an orange T-shirt. Seriously, who picked these pajamas out?! At least whoever did could've been creative! Miku had the same, but of course, in teal.
"But Rinnie, I want to!" Miku complained, still taking strands of my hair and trying to braid them. Said tealette had her hair down a few inches past her shoulders and was tempted to do my hair.
"You're gonna mess up my curls!"
"Rinnie, they're natural!"
"DON'T CALL ME THAT!"
"Rin?"
My head turned as I saw my dimwitted twin. "What?" I asked, annoyed.
"C'mon, we're gonna watch movies in the living room!" Len answered, wearing plaid yellow pajama pants and a yellow T-shirt. Seriously?! I mean, we all love these colors, but what's up with being color-coordinated?
"Okay!" I cheered, my honey hair running through Miku's hands and finally out of her grasp.
I ran down the stairs and hopped onto the couch. Rinto was sitting there, basically wearing the same thing as Len, but in orange.
"You like orange too?" Rinto asked.
"Are you kidding me?" I asked. "I LOVE IT!"
"Nice!" he said. "So, what movie do you want to watch?" He set a pile of movies in front of us. Most were nerd and geek movies, which were my favorite kind.
"Hmm…let's see…" I said, starting to pick out movies. I listed them off, "The Hobbit, The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug, Harry Potter movies one through eight, the new Star Trek…" The movies ran on forever.
"Sorry if they're too nerdy…I'm a big nerd…" Rinto apologized.
"It's fine!" I replied. "I love these kinds of movies."
"Please pick my favorite, please pick my favorite…" he prayed.
"As you wish." I told him, smirking
"Isn't that quoted from Westley?" Rinto asked.
"Inconceivable!" I exclaimed, quoting Zizzini.
"The Princess Bride!" Rinto and I exclaimed in unison.
We shoved the DVD into his DVD player, sat back down on the couch, and started watching. The movie started in the boy's bedroom, as it always did. Dad had showed me this movie when I was younger and fell in love with it. Anyway, the boy's grandfather had just entered the boy's room.
"Shouldn't Len and Miku be here by now?" Rinto asked.
"Oh, Miku probably forced Len to do her hair." I asked nonchalantly. That, I knew, was true.
"Hey, Rin."
"What?"
"Think fast."
Rinto and I tumbled off the couch and onto the floor, where he pinned me there. I struggled to get out of his grip, but that only made it harder for me. My golden bangs flew into my face, and I could only make out Rinto smirking. His face suddenly turned red as he looked ahead. There stood Miku and Len, and they were in front of the TV. Miku's hair was braided, just like I thought. Miku and Len weirded out and ran upstairs. Rinto looked back at me, blushing. After he got off of me, Buttercup was crying over Westley's death.
"S-sorry about that." Rinto apologized.
"It's fine," I replied. It was just a coincidence, my grandfather didn't like me.
"Really?" Rinto asked, a bit flabbergasted. I have to admit, I go with the flow and I'm fine with most things that ever happen.
Besides if my grandfather were to fall in love me.
But that's outrageous! He doesn't love me! It was just a "think fast" thing. I had zoned out a whole five minutes because Buttercup had jumped into the sea when I looked at the TV. I grabbed Rinto's hand and squeezed it.
"Really." I answered.
Miku and Len stepped back into the room. Rinto and I looked down, our faces red as beets. I heard Len whisper something to Miku, then she whispered back. They giggled.
I got up and punched Len's arm. "Ow! What was that for?" he asked.
"Being an idiot!" I answered, smacking him.
Rinto and Miku laughed. I sat back down on the couch and shared a mischievous glance with Rinto. We each picked up a couch pillow and chucked them at Len and Miku.
"Retaliate!" Len shouted, running into the kitchen. He came out with a bowl of bananas and threw them at us. Miku joined him, throwing some more bananas.
"Crap, Miku!" I yelled.
"What the hell?!" Rinto shouted, running into the kitchen. "LAST RESORT!" He picked up an orange and threw it, smacking Len's cheek.
The fight continued until Westley and Buttercup were in the fire swamp. By this time, the doorbell rang. Everyone pointed at me to get the door, and I groaned. My hand turned the knob, revealing a few guys. One had pink hair, another was albino (I quickly realized who he was), and the last had red hair.
"Piko, seriously?" Rinto asked the albino. "Why did you bring Yuuma and Ted?"
"Sorry!" Piko, my great uncle, said. "I didn't know you brought home your girlfriend and her friends!"
"She's not my girlfriend!" Rinto replied, turning off the TV.
"Then who is she?" Piko asked.
"I HAVE A NAME, 'YA KNOW!" I shouted. I calmed down. "It's Rin Kagamine."
"Woah, Rinto, I'll take her off your hands," the pinket offered, holding his hands out.
"Yuuma, I wouldn't do that." the redhead warned. "Don't you remember what happened when you did the same by taking Miki from Piko?"
"Don't be a Negative Nancy, Ted, just lemme do my work." Yuuma replied.
"Look, take my sister away and you die. Deal, or no deal?" Len asked. "Same goes for Miku."
"Runaway orphans." Rinto explained. "After a few hours, I still don't believe Rin."
"Hey!" I protested. "It is true! I even made a song for it!"
"Hottie, Rinto." Piko said.
"All you ever think about is girls." Rinto rolled his eyes.
"If girls minus the breasts, ass, hair, attitude, looks, shape, legs, and sexiness existed, I wouldn't talk to them." Piko replied.
"Sexist…" I muttered under my breath.
Yuuma kept trying to seduce me while Ted stopped him. (A/N: CRACK PAIRING: YuumaxTed. Eh?) Len growled at Piko for getting near Miku meanwhile I sat close to Rinto. Ted complained that the movie didn't make sense, and Rinto and I screamed at him.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T GET IT?!" I barked.
"I-I just don't get it!" Ted stammered.
"Okay, I tell you how it goes." I began. "A boy is sick one day, so his grandfather tells him a story. It's called 'The Princess Bride'. The story begins with a poor girl named Buttercup. She falls in love with a farmboy named Westley. Westley is killed by the dreaded pirate Roberts. Buttercup cries. Five years later, she's going to marry Prince Humperdinck. She doesn't like this and runs away with a horse.
"She meets three so called 'lost circus performers' and gets abducted by them. Zizzini is the brain, Fezzik is the brawn, and Indigo Montoya, who knows what the hell he is. I guess he's the cool guy with the need to kill the six-fingered man, whom killed his father."
I paused and looked at the TV. "OH MY GOD, SHUT UP! HE'S IN THE CHAMBERS!"
By this part, Westley and Buttercup were out of the fire swamp. Westley was trapped in the chambers, were Prince Humperdinck was going to torture him.
"Humperdinck" sounded too much like "humper dick." After I stated this, Rinto blushed. Yuuma said something perverted, so the guys yelled at him. Afterwards, I fell asleep on the couch.
I rolled around in my soft bed, smiling. It was just a dream.
I had only just realized blond hair in my face. "Len, why are sharing a bed?" I asked, flicking it away. "We only share a bed at Grandma Ne-"
I cut myself off before I could fully say, "Neru's house before she and Grandpa Rinto died." I quickly noticed the boy wasn't Len but Rinto.
I screamed.
VW: The long awaited second chapter of my horrible fanfic. Omatase minna and I'm sorry to say, but I'm going to have to put this on hiatus. I mean, I really have to start updating Oranges and Pineapples, then I'm probably going to continue My Little Cat and yeah. Headaches.
In the meantime, I've changed the first chapter of this story as well. I do not care to change the time machine part because I still have yet to see Peter Capaldi and Jenna Coleman explain it to me in a police box. (Brownie points if you got that reference. Minus five brownie points if you had to Google that, or the Princess Bride.)
Sayonara minna, and please review!