Hey! HarukaSakuke here! Sorry about the long wait for the update... Don't have much to say, so hope you like:D

"Dad! We're home!" Sakura and Ino called out.

Minato hugged the three in a group hug. "Welcome back! How'd it go?"

Sakura smiled. "Pretty good. We made a new friend."

Minato looked around frantically. "Where is he?" Ino sweat dropped. "On Naruto's shoulder."

Minato waved. "Hi, kitty! What's your name?" Sasuke smiled. "My name is Sasuke. Nice to meet you!"

Minato sweat dropped. "Did I just understand that cat?" Sakura smiled. "Yeah, dad." Ino poked her. "Hey, let's go buy him some clothes for when he turns human."

Sakura squealed. "Yeah, let's!" Sasuke sweat dropped. "I'm not your little brother."

Sakura and Ino ran out so fast, they didn't even hear him. The two sweat dropped. Then Naruto got an idea. "Hey, Sasuke, while they're out, let's try and teach you human language."

Sasuke sweat dropped. "As a cat?" Naruto shook his head. "As a human." Sasuke's eyes widened and he sweat dropped more. "H-how do you propose to do that?" Naruto grinned evilly. "Called 'Sling the Kitty'."

Sasuke hissed. "Don't you dare throw me!" Naruto grabbed him by the tail, spun him around fast and threw him into the nearest open room.

He heard a yowl and then a poof. Naruto chuckled and ran upstairs to his room to retrieve some clothes for him.

When he got back, he threw the clothes in there. "Wear those! I don't wanna see you clothes-less."

Sasuke put them on swiftly and ran out after him. "What was that for, you-- what's wrong with you?"

Naruto was a little wide-eyed. "That's what you really look like?" Sasuke sweat dropped. "Um, yeah…why?"

Naruto had a panic attack. "No! You're too pretty! I thought you were a guy!"

Sasuke got super irritated. "I am a guy." Naruto put his hand over his eyes. "No, no, no… How do you transform back?"

Sasuke smiled. "When I go to sleep for more than 2 hours." Naruto pushed him away. "Go to sleep!"

Sasuke stood up on his feet and smirked. "You're just mad that I look better than you."

Naruto got irritated. "At least I don't look like a girl!"

Sasuke grabbed his hair and closed his eyes in irritation. "You better be saying that because I have long hair."

Naruto shook his head. "I can get past the hair! I have friends with long hair. You just look like a girl all the way. Your face, your hair, everything!"

Sasuke growled and clawed at Naruto. "I'm going to kill you!"

Naruto ran from him with Sasuke chasing him when Minato came and grabbed his tail. "Hold on, Sasuke. It's not that crucial."

Sasuke whined and pointed accusingly at Naruto. "He started it!" Minato sweat dropped. "Aren't you being a little immature about this whole situation?"

Naruto peeked his head out of the kitchen. "You're one to talk, dad." Minato growled at him. "Go back where you came from!" Naruto hid again.

Minato sighed. "Man, sometimes I wish he had a girl or boy that'd occupy his time. He's so--"

Sasuke did a double take. "Did you just girl OR boy?" Minato nodded. "Yes, I did. Why, what's the matter?"

Sasuke shivered. "You just told me one of my owners is bi…" Minato nodded again. "He is, though he prefers girls more so over boys."

Sasuke sighed with relief. "That's good…" Sasuke jumped when Sakura ad Ino kicked in the door, Sakura with a few bags of grocery and Ino with a few bags of clothes.

Sakura beamed at Sasuke. "We have clothes for you!"

Immediately after, the two squealed with utmost content. Sasuke and Minato sweat dropped and Naruto ran out of the kitchen. "What?! What happened?!" He then looked over to Sasuke, who was still in human form. "Oh."

Sasuke blinked. "I don't get it." Naruto slumped over. "They saw you, that's what happened."

By that time, Sakura and Ino had sped and put the stuff where it belonged. They came back down swiftly.

"You are almost too cute to be a boy!" They remarked. Sasuke closed his eyes in irritation. "I take that as a compliment."

Ino grabbed his hair from the bottom. "Your hair is almost as long as mine!" Sakura thumped his bangs. "And your hair's so silky and flow-y."

When they looked up, their eyes sparkled. "Ooh!" Sasuke sweat dropped. "What?"

They each poked an ear. "Are they real?" Sasuke moved his cat ears in their hands.

They squealed. "Oh my gosh! You moved them!"

Naruto sweat dropped and crossed his arms. "You two are raving fan girls."

Sakura glared at him. "What was that?!" Naruto glared back. "You heard what I said."

Sasuke grabbed Sakura's collar and sighed. "Please stop arguing."

Naruto smiled wickedly. "Hey Sasuke." Sasuke blinked. "What?"

Naruto raised his foot above Sasuke's tail. "Tell me if this hurts." Naruto stomped as hard as he could on Sasuke's tail, received a loud yowl of pain from said cat-boy.

Sasuke fell to the ground in pain, his tail wrapped around him. He then quickly sat up and glared, tears nearly dripping down. "Yes, that hurts! Very much pain, you creep!"

Naruto nodded in triumph. "That's what you get for making fun of me." Sasuke flicked his tail and cringed. "When'd I make fun of you?" Naruto glared at him. "I consider that conversation you had with dad 'making fun of me'."

Minato sweat dropped. "You heard that?" Naruto pat his own head. "I may act like I'm stupid, but I can hear just fine!"

Sakura and Ino pat their father on the back in pity. "We told you not to tell any one else or he was going to get all emotional."

Naruto growled and ran through his hair in frustration. "Like I care if anyone else knows I'm bi!"

Sasuke blinked. "You knew?" Ino pat his head. "I believe the question here is 'who doesn't know?'. We just met you, so your reaction isn't too much of a surprise."

Naruto got in Sasuke's face. "You have a problem with my preferences?" Sasuke blushed lightly and pushed him away. "As if I care."

They heard a yawn and another voice. "Eh…Sasuke is…bi too." Sasuke blushed deeply and sharply turned to the source. "Shut up, dad!"

Minato smiled and looked at him with intrigue. "You are, huh?" Sasuke closed his eyes and sweat dropped. "Seriously, Mr. Minato, you shouldn't listen to my father." Then he turned back to the basket, glaring at one of the cats inside it. "All that sleep has messed up his brain."

The brown cat stood and jumped out of the basket. "Sasuke, you wouldn't get so worked up unless it were true." Sasuke blushed deeper than before. "Dad!"

Naruto grabbed one of Sasuke's ears. "Therefore, you have no right to judge me." Minato smiled. "And the fact that you're a boy that looks very much like a girl puts you in double trouble." Sasuke blushed and got Naruto's hand off his ear. "Not helping."

Naruto rolled up his jacket sleeves. "You better be lucky I like girls more than boys." Sasuke did a dramatic fainting pose. "Oh, I'm so crushed," he said sarcastically.

Naruto pulled him closer and got in his face, smiling slyly. "That doesn't mean I don't like boys at all though." Sasuke got both arms free, one hand covering his blushing face and the other pushing Naruto away. "Stop messing with me."

Ino got an idea. "Hey, if you two are total opposites, wouldn't that mean that since Naruto prefers girls over guys, Sasuke prefers--"

Everyone else's eyes except Sasuke and the brown cat's widened. "Guys over girls…" Sasuke sweat dropped. "T-that's not--" Naruto draped his arms over Sasuke's shoulders (Sasuke is shorter than him). "Oh man, it's gonna be easy to win you over."

Sasuke flicked Naruto in the face with his tail. "It's not going to be easy." Upon realizing what he said, Sasuke blushed and Naruto and Ino smiled slyly. "So it's not impossible."

Sasuke shook his head. "No, no, no! I don't like you. I met you less than an hour ago! I can't easily fall for you!" Sasuke, once again, realized his words came out wrong. He blushed and smacked his forehead. "Man, I cannot win today. I get 3 owners I don't even like, they all see me as a human, and now they're trying to figure out my preferences, not to mention the guy's trying to seduce me!"

Ino sweat dropped and Sakura crossed her arms in irritation. "One, we don't care, we like you anyway. Two, that's Naruto's fault. Three, if we wanted to know that badly, we'd ask you…" Naruto added in. "And four, if I was even mildly interested in you, I would've done that already."

Sasuke rolled his eyes. "Please. I don't believe either of you." Naruto chuckled arrogantly. "You make all of this so easy for us."

Sasuke narrowed his eyes. "How so? What do I make so easy?"

Naruto smirked. "Like I said. Everything. You leave yourself open for just about anything." Sakura nodded and smirked. "For example, we commented on your looks but you only recognized Naruto's activity. Apparently, that's all that interests you."

Sasuke blushed and crossed his arms, looking down. "Leave me alone. You two aren't as annoying as he is."

Sakura looked down to the cat. "Mister…" The brown cat sat. "Fugaku. Fugaku Uchiha at your service." Sakura smiled at him. "Mr. Fugaku, were we right on our guesses?"

Sasuke stomped. "Hey! You said if you were that concerned, you'd ask me!" Sakura nodded, smirked, and waved her finger. "Tsk, tsk, Sasuke. I said if WE were that concerned, WE would ask you. I believe that's called a loophole."

Sasuke sighed in disbelief. "Well, whatever…You and your loopholes." Naruto sighed and went upstairs, Ino and Sakura following.

Sasuke wrapped his tail around the handle of the basket and gestured for his father to get in. He ran up the stairs after the three and Minato, bored, went back to what he was doing.

"Come on, Ino, play me!" Naruto exclaimed.

Sasuke peeked his head in and Ino sighed. "Alright. Sakura, you play winner." Naruto smirked. "You know you can never beat me, Ino." Ino turned on her DS. "We'll see."

Sasuke blinked. "What's that?" he whispered. Fugaku shrugged. "Heck if I know. Just ask instead of spying."

Naruto touched the screen. "Moon Fang!" Ino smiled. "Roar, Ash Cat!" Sakura sweat dropped. "I see no reason to exclaim your attacks. And translating them, no less."

Naruto ignored her. "I win! I want Mr. White light!" Sakura sweat dropped. "That's not even close." Ino ignored her. "I want the empty guy!" Sakura sweat dropped even more. "I think it's Hollow."

Naruto touched the screen again. "Needle Shadowy Cherry Blossom Dinosaur!" Sakura sweat dropped again, but with irritation. "What the heck is wrong with you?! Just because Yoshi is a dinosaur does not mean that's what it translates to!"

Naruto turned his head. "Well, excuse me for having fun." Sakura put her hands on her hips. "Just admit you have broken English…or Japanese. Whatever language you're speaking."

Naruto smirked. "Stupid." Sakura balled her fist. "What was that?!" Naruto whistled and went back to playing the game.

Sasuke decided it was time to make his presence known. He grinned evilly and threw the basket into the room, aiming for the pink curtain draped over Ino's bed. "Duck!"

Sakura blinked. "Duck?" Ino threw her arms in the air. "Goose!" They all ducked and heard one yowl.

They fell on the floor at the sound. When they looked back up, they saw a woman sleeping with her tail curled around her visible parts and a man covering himself up completely with the rest of the curtain. He glared at Sasuke, whom was standing in the doorway.

"Sasuke!" The man yelled. Sasuke was on the floor snickering like crazy. "You should see the look on your face, dad!" Sasuke got a good look at the two of them. "Wow, dad. You slept so much, you look a lot younger, since those wrinkles on your face went away."

Fugaku blushed lightly. "Shut up. You made me feel old." Sasuke snickered. "You are." Fugaku growled. "I said shut up!"

Ino smiled. "You look like you just got out of your teens, mister Fugaku." Fugaku blushed again. "Thanks."

Sasuke pointed to the woman. "Looks like mom sleeps through anything." Naruto got up. "That's your mom?! She looks like a teenager."

Sasuke glared. "You have a problem with my mom?" Naruto shook his head. "No. In fact, she's very pretty." When he turned back to his mother, he turned 4 different shades of red. "Sakura, get some clothes from your mom! Please!"

Ino chuckled. "Naruto, you look like you're about to die." Naruto covered his face with his jacket sleeve and squirmed. "I've never seen a female naked, and I don't intend to today! So get her some clothes!"

Sakura ran out the room. Ino smiled. "I'm glad she's listening to you for once. Even she can't stand to see you in agony. At least no kind she didn't cause." Naruto sweat dropped. "That's reassuring."

Sasuke sweat dropped. "You know, I wanted to ask a question, but somehow I think it's gonna be incriminating."

Ino and Fugaku blinked, and Naruto sighed. "No, Sasuke, I've never seen a guy naked either."

Sasuke grinned slyly. "I've learned to love loopholes." Ino corrected Naruto. "Yes, you have. You saw dad naked before." Naruto growled low. "You don't know when to shut up. And you only know that cuz you were there!"

Sasuke nodded. "I suppose that counts. Thank you, Ino." Ino was going to say he was welcome, but her ear twitched. "Sasuke?" Sasuke blinked. "Yes?" Ino tilted her head. "Did you say my name?" Sasuke nodded. "Yes, why?"

Ino smiled. "You said it in our language." Naruto blinked. "He did? I barely noticed." Sasuke sweat dropped. "Are you even conscious?" Naruto pouted. "You don't have to be so mean."

Sasuke smirked and crossed his arms. "I'm just telling the truth." Naruto stuck his tongue out and Sasuke growled. "Put it back in before I yank it out." Naruto grimaced. "This is why I like dogs."

Sasuke's eyes started watering dramatically. "You mean you don't like cats?" Naruto sweat dropped. "I thought I made that obvious when we met--" Sasuke scratched Naruto in the face in anger.

Naruto narrowed his eyes. "This is why I don't like cats." Sasuke blinked. "You said that the last time I scratched you…" Ino smiled and raised her index finger. "That's because that's the main thing he hates about cats. He says he'd rather get bit by a dog that scratched by a cat." Sasuke chuckled smugly. "Well, isn't that incredibly stupid!?"

Naruto glared. "Shut up, person scratcher!" Sakura ran back in and dressed Sasuke's mother before the four could even notice. "Done."

The four blinked. "Wow." Sakura pat herself on the back mentally and smirked outwardly. "Feel better, Naruto?" Naruto sighed with relief. "Very much. Thanks."

Sasuke jumped on his mother, waking her up abruptly. She yowled in pain. "Ow!" She looked around. "Huh? Where am I? Why are there so many humans? Why am I human?"

Fugaku flicked his tail at her. "Welcome to the real world, Mikoto. Apparently, we're their new pets."

Ino clapped to get their attention. "First order of business…" The others sweat dropped. "Is this a court?" Ino ignored them. "Since there are three cats and three of us, each cat rightfully belongs to one of us. Sasuke goes first."

Everyone's ears twitched.

Ino nodded. "Sasuke belongs to…"

I decided to leave it there! Look forward to part 3!

Oh, and those Bleach translations. Haineko, Getsuga Tensho, Byakuya, and Senbonzakura KageYoshi:D