the Other Doctor, a Twilight Doctor Who Crossover
By: SquidQ
Rated: T
Point of View: ME! (whoelse?)(JK) (EPOV dans la chapter)
Rated: T
Summary: New Moon Doctor Who Crossover.
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, Doctor Who, or the internet. Stop accusing me of such
Awesomeness!
CHAPTER TWO: Doctor Evil?
Alright- you've found me out.
"What's your next move, Edward?" the Doctor asked in a cynical manner.
The Doctor was staring Bella down. Oh yes- whichever option keeps her safe. (A/N: the Doctor was unknowingly thinking of Donna)
In Bella's case, it was like the first day of biology all over again. Except back then it was easy.
No secrets.
No vampires.
No Edward.
She grimaced at the memory. Sensing her tension, Edward tightened his protective stance.
"You will NEVER touch her!" he roared.
It's not like you can kill me, Edward, The Doctor thought.
And in a blink of Bella's eyes, The Doctor was at the other side of the room.
I'll just regenerate.
"Edward? What's going on?" Bella shrieked in panic.
"Edward? What's going on?" The Doctor repeated. (A/N: think MIDNIGHT, Doctor Who, Season 4)
"Is he going to kill me?"
"Is he going to kill me?"
Bella's jaw dropped in sheer terror.
The Doctor's face was focused- nay locked on Edward's eyes… but after sensing her fear, his eyes traveled to hers.
"Oh my God," Edward exclaimed.
"Oh my God," The Doctor repeated.
Bella couldn't take anymore of this. She spotted The Doctors laser in his jacket pocket, and lunged for it.
"Bella-" Edward started.
"No!" The Doctor completed. He pushed her aside, took his laser and shot in Edward's direction.
Fortunately, he missed.
EPOV
And suddenly, Jacob was in front of us…
Never have I been happier to see that dog. (A/N: in this Fanfic, Jake can phase.)
Bella was still unconscious, so I gave him a nod of approval for him to phase in front of The Doctor. He was infected with some sort of Parasite. I'd have Carlisle get on that immediately.
The Doctor snapped out of it out of it soon after Jacob phased. Then I biatch slapped him; The Doctor, not Jacob. He left soon after I thought about kicking his ass.
My love still laid on the floor. I looked over and she appeared to be fine. There were matters to discuss with The Doctor.
"Doctor-" I began.
"Edward, I am so very sorry," he stared.
I looked over at Bella again. I was planning on leaving her in a few days; as for told by Alice, The Doctors invitation took me by complete surprise. Knowing full well that my love was asleep, I had to accept. Here and now. No turning back.
"Doctor, I'd-" she just had to wake up…
"Well so much for a birthday present Miss Swan! Now how would you like to take a trip in my TARDIS?" The Doctor asked.
"U…"Bella was drooling, "Sure?"
"I thought you said that Carlisle had it," I said tensely. I was too eager and anxious to accept his invitation.
"He does…"
Look.
I saw nothing. But I heard thoughts of Shoes, The Doctor, and- oh Lord! I was going to slice him (A/N: Emmet) Dice him (A/N: Emmet) Burn the pieces (A/N: Emmet) And eat the ashes! For thinking such vile and disgusting-
"Oh my Gawd!" (A/N: think Janice from FRIENDS) here we go.
Not only was there a lack of interest for Bella's health, but…
"Look at what you did to your hair!" Bella flushed a deep shade of magenta.
"And your shirt! Edward- can you try to keep it in your pants! It's her birthday for crying out loud. We don't want Nessie-"
"Oi!" The Doctor called.
"Oh right, spoilers. Natalia Vodianova!" Alice screamed.
BLOOD!
Let the frenzy commence.
A/N
Edward: Bella! Noooo! You idiot!
SquidQ: It's not my fault your future wife is an idiot face
Edward: Where is she? Where am I?
James: Always the same questions. Like who are you?
SquidQ: And what do you want.
James: Exactly! *High five occurs*
Edward: Well, what do you want?
James: Can't you just read my mind?
Edward: Nope. I'm just words on a fanfiction.
Harry Potter: Cedric!
Edward: Not you again! I thought I was rid of you in the NoMoreMarbles video!
Harry Potter: [rips off mask]
Dobby: It's me everyone! Dobby in the house! Review or I shall kill Bella!
James: [kills Dobby] So many interrupt-
SquidQ: [kills James] And he was dead at the end of Book 1! Stupid Carlisle that lives in my brain! Review or face the wrath of Edwards Flaws!!!
And a big thanks to my fanfiction friend Rosie! (BadWolfJr)
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I however will not be continuing my other Fanfic "First Quarter" because I'm actually writing a book. If you'd like to know more about my book, you can message me here or deviantart. And if you'd like to know my deviantart, then review.
I will be continuing "the Other Doctor" since I've grown attached. I know you people are out there reading this! Reviewing takes two whole minutes on a descent connection! I don't care what you put, just review.