A/N: This is my first fan fic. so please be nice in your reviews. If you think there is something I can do to make it better, tell me. I'm open to suggestions. And I'm not very good with the whole quotes thing. If you see any spelling mistakes, they're typos. I know how to spell. Thanks for reading.

Detention from Dolores

"What?" There was a burst of outrage form the students.

"Would you like for me to repeat it again? Seeing as all of you have been part of an illegal group here at Hogwarts, all of you will be sent to a castle where you will serve your punishment. The Inquisitorial Squad will be staying with you to make sure that these illegal activities do not continue. If backup is needed, it will be provided. You will have to cook and wash on your own. Get used to each other kids, because these are the faces that you will have to live with for the next two moths."

The students looked at Umbridge in outrage. They knew that they would get punished severely for organizing Dumbledore's Army, but this was crossing the line.

"And what does Dumbledore think of this?" asked Ginny Weasley.

"What Dumbledore thinks is not important. The Ministry has decided that this is the best punishment for such an illicit activity." Umbridge looked down on the kids with a smile on her face that suggested she might have just spotted a chocolate fountain with strawberries lying next to it.

"Where exactly is this place?"

"Faroe Island. Off the coast of England, but part of Denmark. Now, if you will excuse me, I have to make all of the, hem hem… arrangements.

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"She can't do this, she just can't."

"Sorry to break it to you Hermione, but she just did."

The three were sitting in lunch, surrounded by their outraged fellow DA members.

"Oh, what will my Gran say?" whined Neville.

Hermione continued her rampage. "How could the Ministry agree to this? It's disgusting. What are we going to do about our education? Two months down the drain, and with O.W.L's this year too."

"Yeah and we have to cook and wash our own clothes," said Ron in a disgusted tone. Hermione shot Ron a withering look. "That's going to be the least of our worries Ronald."

"It'll be a perfect opportunity for Voldemort to kill me. Nothing standing between me and him except a bunch of 15 year olds who don't even know how to wash their own clothes let alone defend themselves against one of the most powerful wizards," said Harry in a somber tone.

There was only one person who seemed to find this as a wonderful opportunity, and she was sitting at the Ravenclaw table.

"Oh, this will be a wonderful opportunity to spot a Blibbering Humdinger. I hear they live off the coast of Faroe Island, " said Luna.

The Slytherins were raising their goblets in a toast.

Draco Malfoy led the toast- "To Umbridge, to the Inquisitorial Squad, and to two months of torturing those dim-witted Hufflepuff's, Ravenclaw's, and especially the Gryffindor's." A roar of laughter erupted form their table that made everyone stare at them.

"This is going to be a fun two months", thought Draco.

A/N: All right, that's the first chapter. Thanks for reading it. I hope it didn't suck. Keep reading. It'll get better.