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Day 2 at Google is picking teams.

And yes, we don't have to wear the ridiculous propeller hats.

"Welcome to Day 2. I'm Sid, eighth-year googler. You guys are new, thus are Nooglers! Now, this place is all about community and collaboration, so you'll be working in teams from here on out…" a guy with crazy hair, named Sid started before Chetty snatched the mic from Sid's hands. "You have five minutes. Pick your teams." Chetty said, grumpily. The asshole who's not even British came up to me. "Hello, Brown. You're coming with me." Graham said, but when he grabbed a hold of my arm, I didn't even budge. When he turned around to give me a confused expression, I backhanded him. "I'm not your bitch." I snarled. I continued to find some people to be on a team with and I ran into Neha.

"Hey, Vanessa." she said, relieved. "Thank God, I ran into you. You wanna be on a team with me?" I asked. "Hell yeah." Neha said as we high fived. I just sat down while Neha was standing. Neha was asking if anyone wants to be on a team. She was saying that we were super fun and smart. I just didn't bother to speak up and I continued to be on my phone. When I looked up and noticed that barely anyone was here, I went down the stairs and I went up to Dana.

"Hey, Dana. My friend and I don't have a group." I said to her. "Look's like you'll be with the leftovers." Dana said and when I looked behind me, it was Luke, Han, Beanie Guy, a shy boy who seems to be my age, Neha and I on one team. I was about to leave, but Dana speaks up. "Before you go, be careful of the blonde one." Dana started, pointing at Luke. "I think he's stalking me." Dana said. "Thanks for notifying me, Dana." I said as I went back upstairs to go back to Neha. "According to my aunt, we're left with the leftovers." I told Neha. Neha sighed. "Great. We're stuck with Luke and Han as well." Neha said.

"Alright, let's get some meet and greets going up in this heezy. I'm Lyle and it's pretty much WYSIWYG, what you see is what you get. I've been at the Goog for four years. I made, um, 7 projects esto momento." our team manager, who's name is Lyle, said. "Wow, 7 projects." Luke said in astonishment. "If they ask, I dos it. What can you say, I'm a people's pleaser, especially the ladies, my mercedes." Lyle said, directing the last statement at us. "Do you get anything he's saying?" I asked, whispering to Neha. Neha just shook her head. "It's all good in Lyle's herd, you heard?" Lyle added, chuckling awkwardly. "Yeah, is Lyle gonna be always referring to himself in the third person. Because if he is, I might wanna punch Lyle in the face." Beanie Guy said. "Good note. Lyle's just a little nervous. Lyle's a first time manager...I'll stop." Lyle said, noticing that he is still talking in third person. The shy guy who is around my age stood up.

"My name is Yo-Yo Santos." the guy, Yo-Yo said. "Yo-Yo, how about a high five…" Han started but Yo-Yo flinched away. "Yo-Yo, eazy buddy. I come in peace." Han said again. "Did you get beat up a lot at school?" Luke asked. "I was homeschooled by my mom." Yo-Yo said. "Did you...get beat up a lot at homeschool?" Han asked. Are these two fucking kidding me? "Discipline is a very important part of growth. But my mother is a very nurturing person. For example, she provided me selflessly with the milk of her bosom...until I was seven years old." Yo-Yo said. I could understand him. My mom breastfed me up until I was five because breastmilk leads to a higher IQ. "So, tying your shoes, climbing trees, blowing up fireworks, then you got mouth on mom. "Breastfeeding leads to higher IQ." Yo-Yo said. Han nods in understanding. "Actually, science isn't definitive on that. I was bottle fed and that never slowed me down. Vitamins are vitamins, whether it's from a teat or baba." Luke said.

"Wrong." Beanie Guy and I said in unison. "What?" Luke asked. I decided to let Beanie Guy explain. "Wrong. The teat or baba thing. It's wrong. I just googled it, so you're wrong." Beanie Guy started. "Oh, yeah. I'm Stuart." Beanie Guy says. "Pleasure to meet you, Stew. You know, you can't trust everything what you read on…" Luke started. "The Journal of the American Medical Association? Pretty trustworthy. It says that breast milk has more nutrients, which are more easily digested and absorbed." Stuart read from his phone as we all nodded in unison. "Your confusion is understandable...you were bottle fed." Stuart added. "He's right." Yo-Yo said. "Woah, guys, where's all this hostility coming from?" Han asked. "Where do you think it's coming from? ⅖ of our team are two old guys who don't know shit." Stuart snapped.

"Okay, guys. I, for one, am very happy to have two...strapping, mature gentlemen on the team." Neha said, standing up. "Thank you." Luke said. "Oh, I'm Neha Patel and oh my God, you guys would be the best Luke and Han." Neha said, dreamily. "Excuse me?" Han asked. "Oh, Star Wars cosplay." Neha said. "Cosplay?" Luke asked in confusion. "Costume play. You know, when people dress up as their favorite anime or movie character. I'd be Slave Girl Leia. Yeah, metal bikini top, metal g-string panty, leather boots, of course chained to the neck. Not too constricted but just enough to make things interesting." Neha said. "The neck constriction interesting." Han said to Neha. "A few of us get together and whatever happens happens. Oh, but workwise, your skills aren't relevant here...or in this millennium, so stay out of our way...we'll do this shit on our own." Neha said as she sat down.

"Well, I'm loving this friction, you know why? That's how you get the fire started. I'm Nick, this is my pal, Billy, and despite what you think, we're just like you, running down a dream." Luke, or Nick, said. "All right, Team Lyle!" Lyle exclaimed. "Wait, what about her?" Stuart asked, pointing at me.

"Well, I'm Vanessa Reyes and I don't know what else to say." I said. "What about the fact that you graduated Brown University at 19 years old? Or the fact that you skipped 4 grades when you were only 11? Or the fact that you speak fluently in 7 languages? Or the fact that you majored in Computer Science, Neuroscience and Physics? Or…" Lyle was rambling but I cut him off. "Please stop with the showcasing." I said. "Wow…" I heard someone mutter in fascination. I looked at Stuart and he was staring at me in awe. I just blushed, embarrassingly as I sat down. "All right, Team Lyle!" Lyle exclaimed again and we all gave him a look. "We'll workshop on that. That's in beta. Our translate lecture is in 15 minutes." Lyle said.

We are now at the translate lecture. I was just tuning everything out and Lyle was checking out some dancer named Marielena. Honestly, I find his crush on this Marielena girl cute. I was just tuning out the translate lecture as I was thinking about Stuart.

Wait, why am I thinking about Stuart?

No, Vanessa. This is Google, like Chetty says. But why can't stop thinking about him?