Blonde Cat

A/N: Okay the call Helga gets will be in French and at the end I will have it translated. Curly and Rhonda and Curly are married and meet Helga during a 'special' time. I do not know French so if you could help I would really appreciate that! Right niw I am using Google Translator. XD Oh. And it just hit me. Before you ask no they are not just drug Lords

Recap: "Come on, Gerald! Don't you miss that innocence he has, I mean he's no fucking virgin, but he's pretty GOD DAMN innocent compared to us." Helga said with a laugh. Gerald shocked his head. "I wonder how long it's gonna last." He said under his breath, yet Helga still eard him."I wonder the same thing too, Gerald." Helga said with a grin.

Summary: AU After Phil and Gertie's death Arnold left America after being offered a job in France working as Mr. and Mrs. Barlett butler. What He doesn't know (besides their age) is that they run the world's biggest drug ring. And that he was only hired because of his innocence, but how long can he keep it before. The lust, jealousy, hate, and greed in that house claim him just like it did the rest.

Oh and everything I know I googled, or guessed on... just saying.

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Chapter 2: A Phone Call For Curly!

~One week later~

Arnold's POV Third & First person.

Dear Journal:

I've been working here for a week now and it feels kinda nice. Gerald and I have became best friends, Phoebe helped me learn the 'ends' and 'outs' of the castle, and I get along with the rest of the guys great! I really like it here, I think I even may have a chrush on Lila..um.. A-anyways... Brainy is cool too, he really is smart, it might be dumb to write this but Brainy's good at making weapons too. He showed me the way he did it, and I had to say it was fun.

Okay... so maybe I was only half paying attention, but come on. When will I have to care about weaponry? But it was cool of Brainy to try to teach me that stuff. He was kinda out going yet still a gentleman. For that, he has my utmost respect. I also like Helga, but she's more well, like Phoebe said... 'secretive'. She stays in her office most of the time. I don't really think she even eats all that much. And I also noticed how everyone looks to her as a leader. I could see that, she's strong, passionate, kind at times, yet she can be a bit scary.

Arnold heard his name being called and quickly hide his journal away. He was wearing his butler outfit, sitting in the chair that was beside his window that went from one side of the room to the other. He jumped his spot and started walking. "Arnold!" Oh it was Helga calling him, she sounded mad. Arnold learned very fast that you don't keep Helga waiting, you run when she's mad.

He picked up the pace, yet tried to move in a dignified manner. Arnold rushed into Helga's office where she spent most of her time, and everyone didn't go in there often (they knew not to come in unless told to). Helga's office was amazing. It had the same view as Arnold's room, yet she also had a beautiful Koi pond, and a large Zen garden surrounding it, the pond only had to two Koi fish. It was cute but he thought they held a meaning, one was black with a white dot on its head, and the other was white with a black dot on its head.

Helga was sitting at her desk on the phone a deep scowl on her face. "Did you call for me Ma'am?" Arnold also knew that when Helga was mad, it was wise call her Helga; or risk her blowing up at you. Instead of answering my question, she pointed at the broken glass and liquor on the floor across the room. She must have thrown her bottle of rum... Arnold thought to himself. He calmly left the room to get the broom and dust pan. When he came back Helga was arguing on the phone with someone.

She was speaking French so Arnold had no clue what she was saying. So he continued to clean up as Helga spoke.

"Est-il causer dis ennuis?" (Is he causing trouble?) She asked with an annoyed sigh.

"Le mettre sur la ligne." (Put him on the line.) Helga said rubbing her temple.

Helga span around in her chair so that Arnold wouldn't see the dark look, and evil grin on her face. Yet he still felt the room become a little colder.

"Je dois ta femme et les enfants, celui qui est vivanti; et celui qu' elle 'pourrait' nue." (I have your wife and kids, the one that is alive; and the one she 'could' bare) Helga cooed darkly.

Arnold grew confused then startled when Helga burst into an evil laugh.

"'Drop dead vous mal chienne'! Est-ce le meilleur que vous pourriez faire?!" ('Drop dead you evil bitch' is that the best you can do?!) Helga said laughing loudly.

Helga turned back around smiling normally and kindly. Arnold looked at her, and she winked at him. Arnold felt blush rise in his cheeks, Helga was obviously in a better mood. Helga motioned for Arnold to sit down on the couch next to the window by the Zen garden.

"Où avez-vous masquz la cachette?" (Where did you hide the stash?) She asked kindly. She then let out another laugh that sent a shiver down Arnold's spin.

"Bon garçon. Maintenant dire à l'homme que je suis fait avec vous, et rappelez-vous; je vais vous regardis." (Good, boy. Now tell the man I am done with you, and remember; I will be watching you.) Helga said. Her voice was like honey coated poison. She reclining back into her desk chair, and closed her eyes nonchalantly.

"Ouais ouais. Je vous souhaite de mourir d'une mort doulour euse aussi." (Yeah, yeah. I hope you die a painful death, too.) Helga said. She then quickly pulled her phone away as someone yelled.

"Je l'espère vous brulez en enfer, Blonde chat!" (I hope you burn in hell, Blonde cat!) A voice yelled from the other end.

Helga again, spun around in her chair, a sickeningly evil grin on her face, and cooed; almost lovingly.

"Je suis déjà allé en enfer, bêbê. Dites-le diable je l'ai dit 'Salut', quand vous y arrivez." ( I've already been to hell, baby. Tell the Devil I said 'Hi', when you get there.) She giggled before her face turned serious.

"Tuez-les, il m'a énervé." (Kill them, he pissed me off.) Helga said calmly. She then hung up the phone, and pinched the bridge of her nose. God his wining gave her a headache,

Arnold on the couch and played with his hands nervously. Helga told him to sit down but he didn't know why. He just sat there as Helga continued her conversation, when she stopped he looked at her. She had her head on the backboard of the chair. Her eyes were closed, she looked so relaxed, yet so tensed. Arnold just watched her, the room was filled with the glow from the afternoon sun, and in a weird way the sun made her glow like... like an angel.

Arnold blushed at the thought. "Arnold?" A Soft voice said. Arnold looked up to see Helga's eyes were still closed. Arnold couldn't help the playful smirk that made its way onto his face. "How do you know it's me Mrs. Helga." Arnold asked trying his hardest to sound like Stinky. Helga still had her eyes closed, smirked as well. "Well 'Stinky'..." Helga said using air quotes. "Would you be a dear and open the window for me? I need some air." Helga said, relaxing more.

"Okay Mrs. Helga, and it's Arnold by the way." Arnold said with a chuckle. Helga (still with her eyes closed) pointed at him smiling. "I knew I felt your Football Headed gaze!" She said with a giggle. Her giggle made Arnold feel a little light headed. "Your not going to stop calling me Football Head, huh?" Arnold asked with a good natured only placed her head in her arms on her desk. "Nope." She said simply.

Arnold sighed with a smile, and turned around. His breath nearly caught in his throat. Helga looked like a little kid that fell asleep at her desk in school. Her hair looked like a layer of sun light that covered her lovingly. Her cheeks had a natural flush to them, her lips looked so cute and plum while she pouted them. Arnold didn't know when he started moving from the window, to Helga's desk, but the next thing he knew. He was standing before her ready to reach out and touch her hair.

Before Arnold could touch her hair, her desk phone rang. Arnold quickly grabbed it trying to calm his beating heart. "Mrs. Helga... you have a call." He said calmly. Helga looked at the caller ID, and groaned.

"Oui?" (Yes?) Helga asked in a tired voice.

She then jumped to her feet anger in her eyes. Yet when she looked at Arnold it was like she calmed down some. Helga sighed and sat back down, using her left arm to cover her eyes.

"Qu' entendez-vous il ya des complications?" (What do you mean there are complication) Helga asked growing frustrated.

"Avez-vous beso in Brainy aller?" (Do you need Brainy to go?) Helga asked pushing her hair from her face.

Arnold wanted to hold her, he guess it was just the strong dislike her had for seeimg people uneasy. Yet why with Helga it felt... stronger. Helga let out a loud sigh, then nodded.

"Et combien d'argent est-ce contrat d'une valeur?" (And how much money is this deal worth?)Helga said as she crossed her long legs. Arnold shifted uncomfortably, he knew Helga might still need him since she hasn't told him to leave yet. But he felt...um... uncomfortable around her, though he didn't know why.

"Beaux combien de temps il aura de rester là-bas?" ( Fine how long will he have to stay down there?) Helga asked tapping her fingers on her desk.

"Quatre semaines, huh?" ( Four weeks, huh?) Helga asked twirling the hair around her finger. She needed Brainy to stay here... when ever Helga came home from her long ass 'missions', Brainy would hold her, or just be there for her for two weeks. It was like watching a comedy after a scary movie, Helga has never came home ,and had Brainy not comfort her for the full two weeks. She bite her bottom lip nervously.

"Cerveau accord sera là demain." (Okay Brain will be there tomorrow.) She just had to be strong. She could keep her sanity, right?

Helga nodded again to one of her many over sea workers.

"Oui. Cela devrait fonctionner, le parti est ce soir." ( Yes. That should work, the party is tonight.) Helga said with another nod. Arnold breathed a sigh of relief, as Helga cracked a smile, and giggled. Yet her smile, to Arnold's dismay, was short lived.

"Oui Curly arrive ce soir... oui, je vais lui parler... pas cette fois Lila travaille le sol. (Yes Curly is coming tonight... yes I will talk to him... no this time Lila is working the floor.) Helga sighed, and placed her hand on her temple.

Helga sighed and looked at Arnold,who stood there watching her in a daze. "Arnold, Go tell Brainy to come here." Arnold nodded and rushed off. He did truly understand why he just fantasized about the married women before him,but he knew that had to stop. As Arnold ran throw the halls, he quickly turned the corner to see Lila about to walk into the kitchen. "Hey, Lila." He said feeling a tiny flutter in his heart.

Lila turned towards Arnold feeling a slight blush rise in her cheeks. "Hello, Arnold where are you coming from, I am ever so curious?" She asked sweetly. Arnold thought Lila was cute, and just like him, he thought she was a very innocent girl. Arnold smiled a goofy smile, then blinked and blushed. "Oh I was with Helga in her office. "Arnold said trying to sound cool like Gerald whenever he tired to flirt with Phoebe.

Lila giggled. "Where are you heading now?" She asked placing her hands behind her back. Arnold blinked coming out of a daze. "OH..! I...I was... was um.. going to find Brainy, have you seen him?" Arnold asked. Lila nodded with a giggle. "Yes he is in his lab, if Phoebe is in there could you tell her Gerald said he needed her help in the garden?" Lila asked. "Sure, Lila. But... what Lab?" Lila blinked for a moment.

Then she noticed out was, Arnold She was talking to. Lila pulled at her collar. "Never mind, you go help Gerald, and I'll get Brainy for you!" She said with a big smile. "What do you need him for?" Lila asked. Arnold shocked his head, oven again brushing off,yet another one off someone's wierd acts. "Oh, I don't need him Helga does." Lila's eyes snapped opened. "Helga?" She asked worried. Every one knew that Brainy would stay by her side after she came home from a long 'mission'. And the fact that she went on another, one soon after she came how. Plus she had to make some calls, only had people more worried.

Helga had to deal with wores stuff then anyone in this house. They wondered why Helga choose to go on her 'missions' alone, but no one dare asked. One time Harold tried to ask her as soon as she came home... big mistake.

~§*§~FLASHBACK~

It was at midnight when Helga came home under the vail of darkness on that rainy night. She looked horrible, she was covered in cuts, blood, and she held her weapons out in the open. In one hand She had her favorite gun an AK-47 and a UZI. She was so tired, she just came back from Russia. She had a deal with the biggest coca Lord there.

Everyone was terrified when Helga came home two weeks later then planned. As soon as she opened the door everyone rushed to her side. The only people smart enough not to was Phoebe, Gerald, and Brainy.

"Helga your home!" Eugene yelled overjoyed.

"Helga why are you home so late?!" Sheena asked.

"Yeah Helga why can't you take us?!" Harold asked annoyed.

"Yeah how come you get all the fun?" Sid said stupidly. Sid had a strong blood lust... it was sad.

"Mrs. Helga We were worried sick!" Stinky pipped in.

"Helga I'm ever so sure this isn't healthy for you." Lila said timidly.

Helga said nothing just walked past them. Yet like loyal dogs, they followed. They didn't notice that Helga's eyes looked dead, they just keep coming with their questions. They really didn't mind her ignoring them at first, but as they made their way to the kitchen. Harold had enough, he wanted answers.

"Helga why can't you take us with you on your 'missions', we know what you do! And we've killed before.."

"Some reluctantly!" Sheena, Eugene, and Lila said.

Horald rolled his eyes, and Helga just keep walking. Harold growled, she just keep walkimg like his words meant nothing to her, he had, had enough. "Hey!" Horald yelled as he grabbed Helga's shoulder. After that everything moved in slowly. Helga dropped her guns, and used all her strength to pick up Horald but his neck. She slammed him against the wall.

"Don't ask me no fucking stupid questions." She said seething. Everyone looked at her in shock and slight fear. Helga has never layed hands on them other then training, and she never sounded so evil. She took care of them, protected them, and gave them the love them losed. By now this time they noticed her eyes were a darker blue, and a dark shadow slide on to her face. She looked so... demonic.

"Helga stop!" Phoebe said.

"Helga your chocking him!" Gerald yelled

"He can't breath!" Sid observed. He too, was scared.

"Helga let him go!" Lila yelled crying.

"Helga!" Sheena gasped.

"Stop!" Eugene begged.

"Willikers! She's gonna kill him!" Stinky said.

But it was like she didn't hear them, her eyes were glued to Horald. Brainy stood there silently, he knew this would happen. Helga has always pushed, but they didn't know where her breaking point would be. Harold was starting to die, and Helga eyes were becoming darker. Brainy calmly walked up behind her, she didn't notice, her eyes said they wanted to watch Harod die by her hands.

Brainy gently slid his arms around Helga's torso and pulled her to him. As a result Horald fell to the ground. He coughed and gasped for air. Helga turned her dark gaze to the one that interrupted her kill. She looked up at Brainy and started swinging around trying to hit him. Brainy just held her, everyone, besides Phoebe and Gerald, were terrified. What if Brainy's grip on her slipped, would she kill them?

After a second later she stopped, breathing hard, and was sweaty. Brainy looked down at her she looked sad, tired, and broken. Brainy raised her chin so she would look at him. Her eyes still looked so dark... madness, sorrow, anger, and pure evil swirled in them. Brainy sighed he loved this woman before him, and it hurt to see her like that. Brainy slowly leaded down and kissed Helga's lips adoringly.

Helga struggled at first, but as Brainy pulled Helga closer She sighed into the kiss. Brainy broke the it , and picked her up bridle style. He then calmly faced Harold, who was being held up by Sid and Stinky. "Listen here Harold, I know you sometimes don't like the things Helga do, but she always has our good intentions at heart." Brainy looked rown at Helga, who fell asleep, she looked so weak and fragile.

He then turned a strong glare back towards Horald and Sid, who on their part looked down in shame. "Helga wants you to keep your humanity, don't not question her. We survive her, understood?" He asked firmly. Harold and Sid looked down like children that have just been scolded, then they nodded. Brainy then threw a glance at Phoebe and Gerald. "I am taking her to our room." With that he walked away.

~§*§~FLASHBACK END~

It is true that Helga has gotten better, but Lila has seen Helga slip up and nearly kill them all... often. "Um... w-what did she saw e-exactly, Arnold?" Lila asked innocently. Arnold scratched his head. "I don't know, fisrt she was speaking to someone on the phone in French, then she told me to get Brainy." He said with a shrug. Lila nodded, then she smiled. "Okay you just wait right here, and I'll go get him!" Lila said happily.

Before Arnold could stop her she was off. Two minutes later Lila and Brainy came running down the hall. Brainy have a half lidded soft smiled. "Hey Arnold you said Helga wanted me?" He asked. Arnold nodded, and Brainy gave him a nod back. Brainy walked pass Arnold with a strut. Calculating every step he took. Arnold followed him.

Back at Helga's office they walked in to see her again leaning back into her chair, her eyes closed. Arnold was about to speck, when Brainy raised his hands to silence him. Arnold looked at Brainy confused, but Brainy just keep his eyes on Helga. Then to Arnold's surprise Helga opened her eyes to look at the ceiling. Arnold thought it was strange, and looked at Brainy to see what his reaction would be; but his were still resting on Helga calmly.

"Brainy..." Said a soft voice, Arnold could have sworn his heart skipped a beat. Arnold looked up to see Brainy's eyes go soft and a small ghost like smile appear on his lips. "Yes, my love." He cooed lovingly. Brainy swiftly made his way to his wife's side sitting on her desk, and taking her hand in his own. Helga looked at him firmly, and his smiled quickly disappeared.

Arnold stood there and watched in awe, and slight envy, as they gazed into each other's eyes. Brainy sighed. "Helga where do you plan on having me go? I have a meeting tomorrow." Helga gave him a shaky smile. "No where far, some of our French partners are having a hard time in Sweden. And as for the meeting, I can take care of if! Your people love me!" She said simply with a fake almost forced smile.

Brainy looked down at Helga, then he slowly slide his right hand on to Helga's soft cheek. He caress her cheek softly, and looked at her with concerned filled eyes. "Helga..." He said said in a gentle warning tone. Yet her gaze still held strong. "Brainy... this deal is worth a lot." Helga Syriac firmly. Brainy sighed knowing he could never win with her, nor could he truly deny her. Braying leaned down to kiss her again,settle looking her in the eye.

He pulled back still looking her I threw eye, still caressing her cheek. "Okay, my love. If that is what you want. Then I shall go tomorrow after the party." He said. Helga's face softened and she smiled. Even though it was directed at Brainy,for some reason Arnold blushed. Wjy am I still in here?! Arnold asked himself. Helga stood up and kissed Brainy, smiling thankfully. "Thank you Brainy." Helga said with a smile. As she walked over to the door before she turned around with a giggle.

"Oh! And Curly and Rhonda are coming to the party too!" Helga called as she left three room. Brainy's eyes widen before he groaned in frustration. Arnold Favre him a confused look. "Who's Curly?" He asked innocently. Helga's booming laugh could be heard from the hall way. "He's a crazy son of a BITCH!" She said laughing louder. Arnold raised an eyebrow towards Brainy,who just shrugged. "She's right." Here Said walking or off the room, Arnold following behind.

I feel like this is going to be an interesting night. Arnold thought Shacking his head inn a good natured way.

~MIDNIGHT~

People from far and wide were coming too this social event, and Arnold was nervous. Everyone told him this was important, and being new to this stuff Arnold wanted to make everyone proud. He almost chuckled at the thought. "Hey, Arnold! Could you give me a hand here this ice sculpture is really fucking heave!"

Gerald said from the kitchen. Arnold quickly rushed to his aid, as Arnold's walked into the kitchen He was welcomed but the sight of Gerald trying to left a three feet tall sculpture of a cat with it's tail curled around it. Arnold laughed a as the sight.

"Here get those gloves on the other counter." Arnold did as he was told, them read to his friends side. "Where are we putting this thing?" Arnold asked in a strained voice. "Over there in the center of that big ass ice bowl!" Gerald said equally strained. Both men hobbled their way over to the ice bowl, that looked like a waiting pool, on a long table. Carefully placing that sculpture down so not to waist any ice, both reached for their backs at the same time.

"Man! That was a pain!" Gerald yelled.

"I know I think I threw my back out!" Arnold agreed with a laugh! Gerald sighed then chuckled softly. Arnold smiled, then it hit him. "Hey, Gerald. Do you know who this Curly guy is right?" Arnold asked. Gerald looked at Arnold with a big grin then chuckled. "Yeah we all know CURLY! Is he coming tonight?" Gerald asked amused.

Arnold nodded. "Yeah, could you tell me what he's like? After saying he was coming, Helga laughed, and Brainy groaned." Her said still confused by their action. Hearing that information Gerald laughed himself. "Arnold, My man. By the end of the night, I promise you will KNOW who Curly is." Gerald said then gave a loud laugh. Brainy walked. Into the kitchen wearing another black suit and a red and black tie.

Brainy smiled. "Is everything ready guys?" He asked. Gerald and Arnold smiled then nodded. Yes, Mr. Bartlett." They said in perfect unison . Arnold was told that then they had guest over, to call Helga and Brainy, Mr. and Mrs. Barlett. "Good. Arnold..." Brainy said fixing his tie. Arnold snapped his attention back on Brainy after fixing his own tie. "Yes, Sir?" Brainy looked at him seriously, it kinda sent a chill down Arnold's spin.

"During this party you will only stay by my or Helga's side understood?" He asked. Arnold nodded not really knowing what was the problem. Brainy smile then came back a little brighter then before. "Great, now lets go meet our guest." Brainy said. Arnold couldn't help but feel like there was a different meaning to his words. After double checking themselves Arnold, Gerald, and Brainy walked out into the back yard, and where welcomed by bright lights that lit up the night sky.

Arnold was kinda in awe, looking at the people around him. Arnold looked to his side to see Brainy smiling. "Hello, Phoebe." Arnold turned his head to see Phoebe walking up the steps that lead inside. "You look nice Phoebe." Arnold's said nicely. Phoebe had on a dark blue long sleeve dress, with a silver choker necklace, her long hair was done in a bun, and she looked go in her makeup.

"Why are you so dressed up?" Arnold asked truly puzzled. Phoebe blushed. "Well tonight Helga asked me to sing for a special guessed." She said with a smile. Arnold raised an eyebrow as he and Brainy made out down stairs. "Yes I can sing a little." She said bashfully. Arnold was about to say something when the doors that lead outside were pushed opened forcefully.

"BRAINY YOU OLD SO AND SO!" A male voice yelled behind them.

Arnold turned around tho see a smug face looking down at them. He had short black hair that spiked out towards the front of his face, brown rimless glasses that fit his face nicely, and a devilish mustache. He had a dark black suit, but no tie. Instead the first three buttons on his shirt were undone. In a different light... he kinda looked like the Devil's demon.

Arnold turned to see Brainy look up at him almost...hateful. But that look wa quickly masked with a smile. " It's nice to see you too... Curly." He said with a bright smile.

Maybe Gerald was right. Arnold thought to himself. Maybe I'll know who he is before the night is over. Arnold thought as he looked at Curly's devilish grin.

A/N: I think people are gonna love Curly! I felt like I had to add him! Don't worry Rhonda gets some love too, just wait and see! XD I think that's all for now hope you like the chapter.

RR&F I'D LIKE THAT EVER SO MUCH! X3