A/N: So hey guys im baack~

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DISCLAIMER: ONCE AGAIN I DO NOT OWN GINTAMA. IT BELONGS TO THE AMAZING GORILLA SORACHI HIDEAKI

The Banana Split Formation

Ch. 2: Sibling reunions are not as heartwarming as they are

"Hiya imouto-chan!" Kamui smiled with a chirpy voice. The room was enveloped in a tense silence as Kagura stared at her brother with wide eyes. Kondo, who just came back from taking a dump, was cautiously walking into the room, realizing the tension. As Kamui sat down into his seat with Abuto following, Kagura finally decided to greet her brother.

By putting bullet holes in his seat.

"KAMUIIIIII!" Kagura let out a war cry as her umbrella was blasting holes through the walls where Kamui was. As she landed several other hits, Kamui skillfully dodged them with his umbrella.

"You have indeed gotten stronger since last time imouto-chan." The older yato said with his usual smile. The two were in their zone, exchanging their magical steroid yato powers. Punches, kicks, and bullets were exchanged without them realizing the other people still in the room. Hijikata looked like he was about to kill someone. (A/N: But doesn't he always look like he wants to kill someone? Lolz jk)

"KORAA! STOP PUTTING HOLES IN THE WALLS!"

"SHUT UP MAYORA!" Kagura and Kamui blasted their umbrellas at the demon vice-commander and then returned to their concentration zone. Suddenly, Okita decided to join in as well. Abuto sighed.

This is why I didn't want to come along.

"DIE HIJIKATA!" Sougo said as he shot his bazooka towards the man who was already sprouting his second afro.

"GYAAAA! SOUGO YOU BASTARD I'LL KILL YOU!" Another brawl was forming between the Shinsengumi men.

Then, it was Kondo who decided to be the peacemaker

"Everyone calm down, I'm pretty sure this was all a mis-"

"GET LOST GORILLA!" The yato siblings threw their umbrellas at him, which conveniently was lodged in his ass. The mayo lover and the sadist threw their swords at each side of his butt at the same time.

The most epic gorilla scream was heard.

They continued to fight with their fists, and somehow managed to mix up their fighting partners. It was Sougo who was landing a punch on Kagura's side while she was landing a kick on his thigh, and Kamui was chasing Hijikata around, the latter knowing full well what would happen to him if he were to receive a punch or kick from the yato. Abuto was still sitting on his cushion, unnoticed by all. (A/N: poor Abuto) Kondo was still out cold with all four weapons still lodged in his butt. All of the other Shinsengumi men ran out of the room the moment Kagura fired bullets at Kamui. The fight continued on for a great amount of time.

After hours of screaming, cursing, punching, kicking, family jewels being kicked, and weapons that were being unlodged out of asses, they finally continued their meeting. The Shinsengumi conference room was practically destroyed. The walls were beaten and battered with bullet holes and sword slashes, the tatami mats and slides were ripped to shreds at some point during the fight, and there was a huge brown stain that covered the area where Kondo was pierced.

No one dared to go near it.

(A/N: I feel like im bullying Kondo too much .;)

Hijikata coughed to get everyone's attention, and once again, resumed the meeting.

"Ahem, the yato trio killed seventeen highly skilled bakufu officials and samurais in several weeks. Not to mention, they have wounded several of the Harusame's most powerful yatos. The Harusame," Hijikata gestured his hand toward Kamui and Abuto, "have made an alliance with us. They have agreed to help us catch them, but are taking them away once they are captured to receive further punishment from their superiors. "

Kagura glared at Kamui and thought of his bloodlust and Gintoki. "How do you know this asshole isn't going to betray you? He's a wanted criminal who could kill you in your sleep!"

I feel sorry for him, all the others in the room thought.

"The alliance has assured that if any of us betray, hurt, and lie to the other party, the alliance is broken off and there would be hell of a lot of trouble to catch the other three yato." Hijikata showed Kagura a dusty paper with the agreements on it. Kagura felt slightly relieved but didn't show it. Instead, she cast another glare at Kamui and decided to admire the handwriting on the contract.

"By the way China, are you related to that guy?" Okita pointed at Kamui, who was dusting off his shirt from the previous fight.

"Damn right I am. I'm that useless asshole's fucking sis-"

Click

Kagura looked down and saw a pair of silver handcuffs.

"Oi Sadist, what the hell is this!" Kagura fumed at the sight, seeing as she couldn't take them off, she figured they were customized for yatos.

"Now that I know that you're the sister of one of the Harusame space pirates, I have no choice but to arrest you." Okita smirked while holding up a book. "This book is "A Hundred ways to discipline Someone," we can't let you learn bad habits from nii-chan over there so what shall we start with? Candles? Rope? Whips? Blindfolds?" The Sadist looked up from his list with a smirk on his face.

"No way in hell am I letting you touch me Sadist! I would rather die before you start doing that!"

"Oh really."

Meanwhile, unknown to Kagura, a certain yato nii-chan was shooting lasers at Okita that were easily distinguished as get-away-from-my-little-sister-you-sonofabitch-or-else-i-will-permanently-damage-your-manhood-with-my-bare-hands. Everyonebu Kagura turned to Kamui.

Everyone: Oi….don't tell me…..

Hijikata: Oiii Sougooo! What the hell have you doneee! Now you just pissed him off! Why the hell did he have to be a sicon!?

Okita: Heh, I could use this for blackmail material later on. But then it would be troublesome to be with China…..hmmmm

Kondo: siscon? Maybe we could become stalker friends….nononono Isao! What are you thinking?! He's the enemy?!

Abuto: Now I know what's in his secret photo stash…why did I have to come along…..

Hijikata was once again, the first one to break the silence. " S-Sougo, uncuff the jou-chan. Hurting the other parties family members are also a breach in the alliance."

"Tch." Okita uncuffed Kagura with a disappointed look on his face.

But I already planned out her "training resume."

"Okay" Hijikata said, "We will begin the operation with the jou-chan, Kamui-san, and Sougo in two days. Make sure to be prepared for the worst."

"Wait a second Mayora. Why not let the old yato do the job? Or the other yatos in the Harusame." Kagura was still not sure why it had to be her. Surprisingly enough, Kamui answered.

"Because Abuto has to attend an important meeting in my stead with another planet it two days, and the other yatos in the Harusame that are unharmed are too weak to even stand up to them. So it is only us, and that human over there." kamui made a gesture towards Okita.

"A-And the shinsengumi men would be wiped out the very instant they come into contact with the trio." Kondo hastily added.

Kagura sighed. Why do I have to do this dammit!

"Come back tomorrow and we'll discuss the rest of the details concerning the trio you guys are fighting." Hijikata added while stifling a yawn.

It was already nighttime by the time Kagura realized it. She was going to have some explaining to do with Shinpachi. Gin-chan would usually trust her in where she went.

"I'll walk her home."

All heads turned to the source of that voice and it turns out to be Okita who said it. Everyone stared in shock. Especially Kagura. Kagura's jaw dropped, Hijikata dropped the cigarette he was lighting, Kondo let out another bowel movement in surprise, Abuto just stared in shock, and Kamui was clenching his teeth while struggling not to do anything else to the sadist but glare at him, knowing full well that he didn't want his sister hate her more than she did already.

That bastard, how dare that human say that to my sister! Wait imouto-chan, onii-chan will save you!

"I should be the one to take her home! I am her brother after all!"

Kagura turned around, slightly in shock, and then in anger. "Yeah, a brother who abandoned his 5 year old sister with their dying mother."

Silence reigned once again.

"I'm going home. Sadist, aren't you going to walk me to the Yorozuya?"

Sougo silently got up and walked to her side. He was surprised at what she said, but decided this time not to say anything.

This was going to be a long walk home.

Ch 2 is complete~

This took longer than expected, but I had a lot of fun writing this part

Next chapter is going to deepen the relationship between Sougo and Kagura, look forward to their loooooong walk

Critiques are greatly appreciated

Til next time~