Today was horrid. As was yesterday, though I suspect mew had PLENTY of fun ruining my day.. Though, you will read about those occurrences in our journal- which should be updating soon. For now, our very first question, though I am not sure whom it is directed at, so I suppose I will be the one to Answer it.

zar...something...um...hold on, going back to check...ah!

Zarbapha asks:

did you ever manage to deduce the cause of ashes petrifaction?

Actually, no. I was just as confused as anyone else when it occurred, as it was seemingly random. Try as we might, neither I nor mew have been able to locate the cause of that phenomenon. But I have a suspicion it may have simply been a result of his body molecules being super heated and changed when the two beams crossed, pardon the pun. However mew thinks, and I quote,

"it was magic. Or plot convince."

at this point, I'm thinking tis the latter.

Unfortunately, tis the ONLY question we got. Mew feels a little put out that people have been reading this without asking anything, or even saying hello. Please, for my own sanity, say something to her! Someone! ANYONE! She is driving me insane! Not ten minutes ago she destroyed the only crate of food I have. Now I need to-yet again- go get a new one. Arceus have mercy..

mewtwo left. I think I kinda drive him over the edge huh? , I guess I have to wrap it up this time! Not that I have a problem with that, I LOOOOOOOVE talking to you guys! But...I love everything so I don't know if it counts. Dose it? I think so. Do you think so? I don't OH OH, and by the way!PAHLEEEEEEEESE leave a question for me I wanna Answer one oooooh can I can I can I?!pretty pretty please! With cherries on top! Wait, no not cherries, then mewtwo will think I'm taking his stuff, he loves cherries, did you know he loves cherries? He does. One time he ate all my cherries. But it's okay though becuase I got more from the tree outside. It was easy as one two three! Well I guess that isint easy for everyone, cause babies can't talk! Or can they? Maybe they ca-nooo!mewtwo I wanna keep talk-

my deepest apologies for her. She rambles much more then she should. I suppose I WILL have to wrap this up on my own after all. So, then..

we will greet you again,next time. Goodbye.