Brütal Legend 2: The Return of Darkness and Evil
Chapter one
Industrkial was a land wrought with bandits, prostitutes and crime. But this land was in the world of metal, so everyone was happy; except for the king, White Zombie. He was losing control of his land's outer regions to a force unknown, described only as terrifyingly evil and disgusting, more so than his wife during her period (Zing!). In all seriousness, King Zombie was worried that the evil would strike at the heart of the land, his hometown palace, the House of 10,000 Corpses. So he had his mobile fortress, Dragula, reinforced and his army, the Devil's Rejects went through vigorous training. "King Zombie, I have reports of the superbeast colony in Queensrÿche being invaded." Colonel Blasko shouted from the Dragula control room."200 are dead and the attack was only ½ an hour ago!" "We can't help. Get General John5 down here now!" King Zombie shouted back. "Sir?" General 5 asked anxiously. "John, to the Super Charger Heaven room, play the vertigo solo, and be quick!" King Zombie commanded. "We need all soldiers around my home. Colonel D, get my microphone. I have a feeling we're gonna burn some bitches." 45 minutes later, King Zombie and his entourage arrived back home to find the surrounding area burning but the palace safe. Suddenly, from nowhere, there was a flash of light and (s)AINT, leader of the Beautiful People, flew from above the light. "Well, hello Zombie. I hope you know of the fate of the superbeast colony." (s)AINT asked disturbingly. King Zombie shook his head. "No, you don't do you? Well, I personally over saw the destruction and eradication of the buildings and population. Ain't life grand?" (s)AINT smiled a sickening grin. Sergeant Tempesta threw up. "You sick bastard! " King Zombie screamed at (s)AINT, and lunged to scream into his mic. "No, you don't want to attack me Zombie, and I'll show you why." (s)AINT snapped his fingers, and 2 of his winged soldiers' appeared, holding up King Zombie's wife, Sherri Moon. King Zombie slowly came upright and whispered in shock," Sherri, what has he done to you?" "I left her in the dope show, she's drugged, for now any way. For her to be safe you must leave with your entourage and I will allow her to go with you to which ever land you choose. Get the message?" (s)AINT requested smugly. "We will leave on one condition, that you don't lay a finger on the castle. You can't anyway, as General 5 played the vertigo guitar solo, which if you lay a hair on the castle, it will drop boiling acid on you. Capice, (s)AINT?" King Zombie offered. "Very well, farewell Zombie." Sherri was handed over, and King Zombie left with his family and entourage to a land where they would definitely find help. As they left, they didn't notice 3 giant bat-like creatures land near (s)AINT. All King Zombie could hear was 3 inhuman voices rasping and screaming.