It's BAAAAAACK! This time, we're seeing the Titans parody… drumroll… anyone… no one… OK, we'll drum… TADA! PHOENIX WRIGHT! And just guess who the judge is!
DISCLAIMER: If we had a dollar every time someone got to own Teen Titans, we'd be broke.
INTERJECTION! Wait, no, that's not it…
Slade banged his gavel, ignoring the sickening cracking sound coming from the desk. "So we're here because so and so died… or something. Just get on with it."
The Defense Attorney, Raven, rolled her eyes. "Someone, specifically the Boy Wonder, was hit in the back with a green laser. He died, obviously, since he's Robin. Anyways, the witness, Cyborg, claims that the defendant, Starfire, did it. Is this how you see things, Chief Prosecutor Beast Boy?"
Beast Boy nodded. "Alright! Cyborg, buddy, testify to the court, will you? Great, thanks!"
Slade banged his gavel again. "THE PUNY GREEN ONE WILL REFRAIN FROM BEING HAPPY IN THIS COURT!"
Cyborg, at the witness stand, pointed a finger at him and yelled, "I OBJECT!"
"I OBJECT! YOU CANNOT OBJECT, CYBORG!" Starfire waved her fist in the air. "YOU ARE NOT PART OF THE COURT!"
"WELL YOU CAN'T EITHER!"
"WELL EXCUSE ME, MISTER!"
"OH YEAH?"
"YES!"
Raven plugged her ears. "Would every one please STOP YELLING?!"
Silence.
"Thank you." She pointed to Cyborg. "Witness. Testify to the court. NOW."
Cyborg gulped. "Yes Ma'am! I was walking along when I heard a saw a floating figure shoot a green light at someone across the road. It was dark, so I couldn't see the boy, but I clearly saw her! She did it!" He pointed to Raven.
Raven stepped to the side so that he was pointing at Starfire. "O…Kay? So, say that again."
"It was dark, so I couldn't see the boy, but I clearly saw her! She-"
Raven pounded her fist on the desk. "OBJECTION!"
Cyborg sweat dropped. "WHAAAT?"
"If it was dark, how could you have seen the killer, and known the victim was a boy?! There's no way you could have seen it!"
Cyborg shrugged. "OK, you got me, I lied. See ya."
"WAIT WAIT WAIT!" Beast Boy pushed Cyborg back towards the stand. "You're supposed to lie and make up other lies so WE DON'T LOSE!"
"But I don't wanna…"
"Just do it, man!"
Slade whacked his gavel. "THE PUNY GREEN ONE WILL REFRAIN FROM BEING HAPPY IN THIS COURT!"
Raven sighed. "The witness has admitted to lying. He will now testify what really happened to the court. And why we don't throw him in jail for perjury is beyond me. Just… testify."
Cyborg opened his mouth just in time to be cut off by Beast Boy slamming his hands on his desk and yelling, "INTERJECTION!"
Raven sighed. Again. "It's 'objection', not 'interjection'."
"Don't make my SELECTION for me!"
"You're just being silly now…"
"CORRECTION! I'm just doing my job, you can't blame me for that!"
"Please, stop it."
Don't make me give you an INJECTION!"
"Where did that come from?"
"Don't question me, or else I'll EJECTION you!"
"You didn't even use that word right!"
They paused for breath, and realised the whole court was staring at them. Beast Boy banged his hands on his desk. "I've got one last word!"
He banged his hands again, and was cut off by Raven yelling, "STOP THE FREAKIN' BANGING!"
Slade slammed his fists in approval. "Exactly! Wait, oops."
All of a sudden, Terra appeared and yelled to Beast Boy, "WANNA GO OUT?!"
Beast Boy smiled. "A use for my last word! NO! REJECTION! HA!"
Everyone started laughing so hard that they never figured out who Robin's murderer was. So they all gave it up and went home to call Batman to replace him.
Beast Boy became a grammar teacher, forcibly by Raven, and taught how to use words ending in 'ection'.
Cyborg became a lie detector to pay for his sins of lying in court.
Starfire wept for 1 000 000 Tamaranian years for Robin, which is 23 earth milliseconds, and began to go out with Batman.
Robin was dead. Oh well.
And Raven started to overuse the word OBJECTION for the rest of her life. Isn't that right, Rae?
"Don't call me that! OBJECTION!"
For those that don't get it, or play Phoenix Wright, I've got two simple steps for you to be laughing your head off.
One: Go buy Phoenix Wright, Ace Attorney. It's worth your money.
Two: Know that the word OBJECTION is so overused that they actually concluded the game with you yelling it into the speakers.
Three: Review us and tell us how we did!
That's all for today! Love the randomness!