Harry Potter and the Everyday Life of Normal Wizard People
Chapter 2 – Harry Changes his Wardrobe
Harry Potter thought that his outfit sucked one day, as he wore wizard robes, but no one else did because that was dumb. So he opened his closet to find 37 shirts and 37 pants. Unable to decide on an outfit, he used magic and put on all the outfits at the same time because magic. After donning all the shirts and pants, he tried to leave his room, but couldn't fit through the door frame because of the new width gained from the shirts and pants. So he destroyed his house in pure rage, and then destroyed his shirt and pants, because of pure animal rage and magic, which should never combine.