Beck, Jade, Andre, Tori, Trina, Cat, and Robbie all sat at the table in Andre's kitchen. They had just ordered a pizza.
"This is nice, guys. Just relaxing. No conflict. No craziness, just a normal day eating pizza with friends." Tori said smiling.
Everyone sat in silence for a while. Robbie broke it.
"Guys, you do realize that Andre lives on the third floor, right?"
"You're right!" Andre realized. Everyone except Tori groaned.
"So?" Tori responded, confused.
"So, whoever goes to pay the pizza man has to go down 3 flights of stairs, you idiot." Jade said rudely. Tori looked offended.
"I'm not getting it." Trina said.
"Nose goes?" Tori asked. Everyone but Beck put their hands on their noses.
"No, I'll roll this die..."
"You mean, dice?" Cat asked, cutting Beck off.
"Dice is more than one. Die is just one." Andre informed.
"Are you sure?" Tori asked.
"Yes."
"I don't like that word, die." Cat said, crossing her arms.
"Well get over it. Continue, Beck." Jade said.
"Like I was saying, I'll roll the die..."
"Dice."
"Okay, fine Cat. I'll roll this one DICE, even though that's not grammatically correct, and I'll count down the table from my left the number I roll. For example, If I roll a two, Andre goes." Beck explained.
Everyone agreed.
"That means, they'll be 5 other alternate universes with different outcomes." Robbie said flatly, Everyone looked at him weird.
"You don't honestly believe in that stuff, do you?" Jade asked. Robbie shrugged his shoulders.
Beck threw the die in the air.
It landed.
TWO.
"I guess I jinxed it." Beck shrugged.
"Well, it IS my house." Andre said, shrugging .
The doorbell rang. Andre sighed and left to go get the pizza.
Jade stood up and started looking around the kitchen.
"Do you think Andre would notice if I stole his kitchen scissors?"
"What's with you and scissors?" Tori asked.
"I like scissors. Got a problem?" Jade responded, taking a sharp pair out of her purse.
"No ma'am." Tori said, frightened.
They sat in silence for a little bit.
"This is boring." Beck said.
"Want to play a game?" Jade asked, smiling.
"Not if the game is as scary as the way you just asked that question." Robbie said, Beck laughed.
"What game, sweetheart?"
"Never have I ever." Jade said, getting a bottle of soda and filling up 6 glasses.
"I'll say something like 'never have I ever jumped off a cliff, and everyone who has jumped off a cliff would chug their glass of soda."
"Okay, start us off, Jade."
"Never have I ever kissed one of Cat's boyfriends." Jade smiled. Cat gasped. Tori sighed and drank her glass.
"Never have I ever struggled for DAYS on the bird scene." Jade said. Tori drank another glass.
"Never have I ever lied to a sibling about their talent level." Tori and Trina both drank a glass, then glared at each other.
"Never have I ever been made friends with a psychopath."
Tori drank another glass of soda and burped really loud.
"Excuse me."
"Never have I ever burped in the last 10 or so seconds."
Tori drank a 5th glass of soda and burped again.
"This is making my stomach hurt." Tori complained.
"Let's stop playing this." Beck suggested.
"No, this is getting good. Never have I ever used armpit hair cream."
Tori took a drink.
"My turn, never have I ever sweat in an RV." Tori smirked as everyone but Jade drank their glass.
"I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK OF THAT!"
"I TOLD YOU TO NEVER TALK ABOUT THE PIT CREAM!" Tori spat back.
Just then, Andre came back with the pizza.
"The pizza guy is weird. He correctly guessed what shampoo I used this morning by sniffing my hair, then he asked me if I had a sister and said he's pay $900 bucks to marry her!"
They sat in silence as Andre put the pizza on the table and sat down. Tori burped again and everyone laughed.
"I wonder what happened in those 5 other universes." Robbie said.