My Stupid Life ... With My New Wife.

A Sasu-Hina Story.

Summary : When two people ... exactly opposites ... are forced into marriage, what would happen ? Of course ... C.O.M.P.L.I.C.A.T.I.O.N.S.

Disclaimer : I do not own Naruto , unfortunately. But some day ... I WILL... NOT ... Hmph :P

Author's note : Speaking – "Blah"

Thinking – 'Blah'

Chapter 2

Getting Ready

"Ne Naruto..." A girl... I mean woman with blonde hair and baby blue eyes tried to get her boyfriend's attention.

"Nani Ino ?" Naruto asked Ino and continued packing.

"I can't believe that Sakura and Gaara are getting married." Said Ino while painting her nails with her favorite shade, Purple.

Naruto looked towards his girlfriend in a state of huge confusion. He zipped his bag and went over to her and sat beside her.

"So ? It was meant to be. We both know that they were, are and will remain head over heels for each other. End of discussion." Said Naruto with a grin on his face.

"But it's... It's unbelievable." Ino looked towards Naruto with a pout on her face.

"Well, BELIEVE IT!" Naruto exclaimed... Obviously not denying the fact that he is ALWAYS right?

"When are you going to quit saying this stupid line?" Ino got up from the couch and glared at the (other)mischievous blonde.

"..."

"Well ?" It was clear that patience was one of the many things that Ino DID NOT have.

"I know you like this line Ino." Naruto squeaked after finally finding his voice.

"NARUTO~!"

"IYAAA~H !"

After a long session of screaming and crying, Uzumaki Naruto found himself outside his apartment with his bag in his hands.

"Do we really, really, REALLY have to go? *Yawn*." A pale skinned male with a funny yet sexy hairstyle asked his fiancé.

"Yes Shikamaru." The fiancé, a woman with dirty blonde hair tied into four pony tails, answered.

" *Yawn* Why? " Sikamaru asked while cleaning his right ear with his pinky finger.

"Because it's my BROTHER'S freaking WEDDING !" A very fumed Temari folded her arms and glared at her fiancé who was sitting/lying/ half sleeping on the bed. She stormed up to him and yanked him off the bed and stared down at him with a smirk on her face, proud of what she had done.

"Aah." Shikamaru nodded and stood up. He looked towards Temari who was packing her clothes.

"Why the fuck are you staring at me like that Lazy bum?" Temari asked and kept both of her hands on her waist.

"..." Shikamaru turned towards the bathroom to get changed.

Temari huffed with all her might and sat on the bed.

'He hasn't changed a bit. But thank Kami he isn't that lazy like he was before. I mean... this time he did his packing HIMSELF. Oh god... I love him so damn much.' Temari thought.

Shikamaru came outside with a tooth brush stuffed in his mouth and said to Temari,

"Pack for me , I'm sleepy."

"SHIKAMARU~!"

With that said , Shikamaru found himself outside the apartment with a toothbrush in his mouth and his clothes in one hand and a bag in the other.

"Do I look fat ?" Asked a brown haired girl with chocolaty eyes averting her eyes towards a lean figure sitting on the floor surrounded with many types of files and folders.

"..."

"Do I look F.A.T Neji ?" Tenten marched towards Neji and stood in front of him.

"Hm? What's the matter Tenten?" Neji asked in a state of confusion when he saw his beloved standing on his MOST important file.

"Hyuga Neji, I asked you something ... but it seems that you're not interested in listening to me." Said Tenten with a grumpy face.

"Oh I am ! I really am..." Said Neji and stood up.

"Oh really? I don't think so ! I mean look at Sakura and Gaara! They're just... what... 24-years of age and are getting married! And look at us... You don't even care if I look obnoxious in a dress...*Sniff* I thought that in this vacation we would finally spend time together *Sniff-Sniff* But all you care is about your fucking job..." Said/Screamed Tenten with all her might.

"Please stop crying sweet heart... I can't see you cry, ya know?" Said Neji and hugged his girlfriend of 5 years.

"... *Sniff*..."

"Now don't cry ... You're not a cry baby , are you ?"

"Hmm.." Tenten nodded her head untagled herself from Neji.

"So, how do I look ?" Said Tenten looking towards her reflection in the mirror.

No answer.

"Neji ?" Tenten turned around to see what Neji was up to.

The said man was sprawled out on the carpet with a folder in his hands ... yet again.

"HYUGA BOODY FUCKING NEJI ! GET OUT !"

Before Neji could even understand the situation, he found himself standing outside the door with a stack of files in his hands.

I know this is a short... in fact VERY short chapter but I have my chemistry practical tomorrow :P

Ja ne.

Punkified Angelica.