Guten tag! (or Guten Abend, Guten Morgen, Guten Nacht) So I've finally come out of the fox hole that I've been living in for a while… but guess what? I'm updating this story! wOOt! I have everything for this story planned out now, and it looks like it might end up being five or six chapters. I know that's fairly short, but that's the most I could write while keeping in PG (well, I guess PG13 since their's a clearly out gay guy…) So if there is a sequel, you can bet it wouldn't be so innocent. I have some serious things to ask of you though, A.) What do you think Jaidan's nickname should be and B.) What guy do you want Jaidan to romantically pursue? I have some ideas for both but I'd like your input. Anysways… On to the story!
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"How very… drab," Jaidan stated as he entered the tent. "Very bland and blah, but I guess that's what you get with a detention center for juveniles. Hey fishies with your mouths hanging down to the floor, which ones my bed?" Jaidan smirked as he looked of his shoulder.
"Uh this one," Stanley said as he walked over to a single vacant bed that looked surprisingly clean. "It's a new bed, so you might want to be kind to it." He said in the same confused tone he had earlier.
"Why's it new? Did someone go all pyro on another bed at some time?" the gay youth said in a very excited manner.
"Uh… no, it's just the warden decided to increase attendance and registration at the Camp so every tent got one to three new beds… uh… so you're really gay?"
"Well I don't like vagina, that's for sure!" Jaidan said with a grin the size of Texas as he placed his belongings on the bed. None of the boys knew what to say to this even if they wanted to. Suddenly Jaidan squealed, "Who is this cutie in the corner?! He's adorable!" he screamed practically running over to zero's bed. The younger boy in the cot positioned himself on his elbows to see who was disturbing his sleep, which was a fatal mistake as he soon had Jaidan pinching his cheeks in a grandmotherly fashion.
"That's Zero, he doesn't talk to pretty much anyone besides Caveman here." ZigZag stated.
"So are you two like lovers?" Jaidan said glancing back and forth between the two boys.
"NO!" they both said in unison.
"I think you are…" Jaidan said wiggling his eyebrows.
"We're not, we are both straight men. We're manly, manly men." Stanley said waving his hands up before him as if they would somehow defend his position. At this movement and outcry Jaidan gave a hearty laugh.
"All right lover boys, I'll take your word for it this time." He said with a wink. He then put his arm around zero, "But me and this cutie are going to be like, BFF's, because I can't let someone this cute go unprotected in such a mean place like this." At this statement Zero gave a moan as if saying, 'How do I get into these situations?'.
"Hot damn! The new kid's a girl, and Zero's got her wrapped around his finger!"
Those in the tent all turned their heads to see who was speaking to see the remaining boys in the doorway.
"Well I'll be damned, Zero's a playa!" Magnet exclaimed. At this statement Zero groaned even more.
"What's wrong with him?" Squid asked.
"Oh nothing, just a little chit-chat between two friends," Jaidan said with a huge smirk on his face. "Now what are your guys' names?"
"Squid."
"Armpit,"
"Armpit, what kind of a name is armpit? Why would someone call you that?"
"Trust me honey, you don't want to know," Squid said in a manner that ended that part of the conversation.
"And who are you?" Jaidan said to the remaining teen.
"Well chica, the name's Magnet." A Hispanic boy said.
"Jaidan" the boy said with a flirtatious smile, "So what flavor of Latino are you?"
"Mexican, why?"
"I like me some Latinos, Ricky Martin, Ricky Riccardo… they're all damn spicy, hot, and moi sexy."
"Well in that department, I'm the full-fledged package baby." At this comment everyone who knew Jaidan's real gender start to bust out laughing. "What's so funny?"
"Oh nothing…" Jaidan said with a smirk. Just then what could only be described as the sound of Chewbacca giving birth to a water buffalo pierced the air.
"What was that?!" Jaidan said scared and alert.
"Time for dinner," one of the teens said.
"That's the dinner bell?" Jaidan spoke in a completely disbelieving tone.
"Yeah, well you get used to it around the second month you've been hear." X-Ray stated.
"So chica, you want me to take you to dinner?" at that Jaidan nearly toppled over laughing.
"What? Is me asking to take you to the dining hall really that pathetic?"
"No, no, it's nothing." Jaidan said giving a content smirk to those who knew the truth. "Now which way to the dinning hall?"
"Follow me," Magnet said as he led the group to the building.
Jaidan couldn't help but gag a little when he saw what they were to eat. It was every kind of bean imaginable from the refried family and they had some mysterious meat in them. "Umm, excuse me but do you have anything that's vegetarian?" Jaidan said giving the teen currently serving food a hopeful glance. All he got in return was a dirty look. "Uh, that would be a no, so can I have like extra bread?" this time an even deadlier stare, "no? Okay, I'll just be going then…" Jaidan scanned the room looking for a place to sit when Magnet flagged him down.
"Over here, chica!" Jaidan gave him a nod and sauntered over to the table.
"You know, I think you should stop him from calling you that before he makes a habit out of it, Jaidan," ZigZag commented.
"No, I think I'll let him continue, it'll just make him seem like more of an arse later." Jaidan said with a grin.
"What are you guys talking about?" Magnet said, confused at the change of topic.
"Oh nothing…nothing" the teen said in a nonchalant manner.
"So, Jaidan, what are you in for?" asked X-Ray.
"Well…it's nothing that great; I didn't murder or jump anyone…."
"Someone's beating around the bush."
"Well basically I was arrested for shoplifting some items that formerly belonged to the label known as Prada. I would have made it out too if I wasn't so distracted by the cute boy currently shopping there," Jaidan said with a smile on his face as three of the teens still didn't know that 'she' was in fact a he.
"That's crazy chica! Same thing happened to me, only I was freeing a dog from this cruel shop that makes you pay like a thousand dollars per pup. I would have made it out if my pocket hadn't started to bark. But hey chica, the boy was probably gay; I mean what straight guy shops at Prada? You know what, you need a real man chica, someone strong and Mexican, like me."
Jaidan and a few of the others at the table busted out laughing at the sheer irony of Magnet's rant.
"What?" Magnet said feeling that he was missing out on something.
"Oh nothing..." Jaidan said gasping between laughs.