The SeeD Duke stepped forward and raised his sword twoards Wedge, "Are you going to stand in my way too?" he asked Wedge after two to three seconds, not only got out of the way but gave a gesture normally used when a door man says "come right on in Sir may i take your coat?" Duke seeing he was victorious strode past, almost strutting.
By this time when he was half-way to the crystal Biggs recovered, he got up and shouted"alright now i'm mad!"
Duke seemed to laugh at this "ha you think you can sop me hm, even if i don't disable you, i can still kill you wi- this isn't my sword?!"
For in Dukes hands was a Plastic Paddle. "what? wheres my?" he looked to see Wedge holding his sword and twirling it like a ganster twirls a cane.
"Looking for this?" he said confidently, Biggs was even abit surprised by this he quickly recovered though and stood beside Wedge who was holding his new sword.
"Great job Wedge, when we get a job where i am superior to you, i'm raising your pay."
"Thank you"
"Also where'd you get the Paddle?"
"Found it"
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"Yeah Selphie(man i've been waiting for this forever, now where'd i put my paddle?)"
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"This is your last chance SeeD, you can't take us witout your sword!"
"i'll never give up!"
"Very well, lets take em Wedge!"
The two yelled as they they ran at Duke, Confidence radiated from them.
(one minute later...Seems like confidence just aint enough.)
"I can't Be-elieve he took us without his sword." Wedge said. the two were tied together as Duke strode next to them, pacing...deep in thought.
Wedge curious on what his plans are now that he was right ext to the crystal, he asked Duke "so what are your plans?"
Duke fell out of his trance and relized what he'd been asked smiled.
"oh not much, just giving myself ultimate power, Ultimecia had the right idea to take the world over(that was her plan wasn't it?
or was it complete inialation of the world? hmm).
While Duke was lost in thought Wedge asked Biggs to reach for his Kitchen Knife(why a Galbadian Officer has a Kitchen knife is on of lifes mysteries)
Biggs stabbed into the rope, almost stabbing Wedges hand.
"hey watch were you stick that thing!"
"Thats what she said"
"really Sir? out of all times Really?
after awile just as Duke came out of thinking, Wedge was free!(Biggs through the magic of stupidity had seemed to summon more ropes to entangle himself.)
As the two readied for a fist fight(Duke couldn't find his sword, and he wasn't going to pat them down for it.)
Duke tried to be intimidating, but ruined it.
"i'm going to get all up in that ass!"
"What? Ew!"
"no i mean that, oh forget it"
They lundged at eachother, while that was going on(along with the ocassional,"take this!", "hahh" and also the universal word that could mean "your mother is a fat hippo!" and "i want to eat your foot!") Biggs was still trying to get untangled.
then he spotted the crystal, thinking he could free himself with its magic, he ludgned for it.
Duke saw Biggs lunge for the crystal, he remembers himself shouting "the crystal shouldn't be touched without protection!"
then the world went black.
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As Wedge came out of unconsciousness, he saw he was on a beach, next to him was Wedge,
it embarrased him too see that it looked like they'd been cuddling while asleep "i'll just mark it on my list of -Never speak of this even in hell-" he said unintentionally outloud.
Biggs woke up, rubbing his eyes under neath his goggles(does he ever take those off?)
he rose and looked around "ha! i knew the crystal would get me free!" he looked around again before asking "hey Wedge, weres the SeeD gone too?"
and didn't take long to find the answer as a girlish scream rang out from behind a bush.
as the two looked behind it, they saw a girl with long brown hair, and brown eyes, her body was very attractive.
if it was'nt for her SeeD uniform and the fact she was yelling "i'm a girl!? and where'd this skirt come from?"
she also apeared to be tied up.
"Duke?" the two said in union.