Heyy peoples!

I decided I'll give a little teaser for Ask slut!Canada. Maybe it'll get more questions?

"Hey, can I do you once?" 'Go die once, moron.'

Anyway, read on ^.^


Lights shine on a set that looks kind of like the Chelsey Lately set up. A teen girl with rainbow hair that goes down to her chin sits in a chair, flipping through some letters. Across from her in another chair, a boy with blonde hair pulled into a low small ponytail sits lazily to the side with one slim leg thrown over the arm and a sucker resting in his mouth. The girl looks at him then at the producer. She nods and straightens herself. The man stays how he is.

"In five... four... three..." the producer finishes the countdown by signaling two and one. Some sort of music plays and the rainbow haired girl smiles.

"Welcome to..." the girl looks around then smiles brighter. "Yeah, welcome, I have no name for this yet. Anyway, I'm your host, Luna Gail! Our guest today is Mattie Williams, who was recently named sluttiest man in Canada." Mattie sits normally and takes the sucker out of his mouth slowly, licking it.

"It's quite an achievement for someone in Canada, eh?" he asks in a smooth attractive voice, smirking. He sits back and crosses his legs, which are covered - or uncovered - by denim short-shorts.

"Indeed... It is..." the rainbow girl stares at the boy and everything's quiet. The producer throws a pen at the girl and she jumps, smiling again. "Sorry about that! Now, remember the rules, Mattie. You must answer every question and it has to be the 100% truth. Got it?" Mattie nods and Luna readjusts herself, pulling up a letter.

"Alright... Our first question is from skittleAcullen..."


"You're right, I should use someone more experienced." 'Die! Die right now!'

Heh. If someone can tell me what that's from, that'd be awesome... I can't remember where I read it, but it's a yaoi manga I believe with a boy that everyone says looks like a monkey.

So, I'm still accepting questions. And all of you that are favoriting and putting this on alert... Why you gotta be so no-reviewy?

REVIEW WITH A QUESTION STILL!