26th September

Don't get me wrong. My Master is a cool guy, he's just a pervert. I should know. I live in his computer. I know where he keeps his porn. Don't judge me, Kaito and Gakupo showed me.

Master would like to own every single Vocaloid created, but he doesn't. He tells me it's because he can't afford to. Miku seems to think it's because he only collects the "popular" ones like herself. But if that was so, why does he have Kaito?

Well really, he has Lola and Leon – they are even older than Meiko and Kaito – as well as Miki, Piko and Kiyoteru. Even though he hardly used them, and Leon had been corrupted, he still kept them. He values us that much.

Thinking about that, I decided not to run away. But I did storm his school work folders and deleted his important essays. Just to teach him that he can't force me to be Shota ever again.

Our house was quite full, seeing he owned a few of us and I have to share a room with Rin. I don't mind that much... We are halves of the same whole. She just gets annoying sometimes, especially when she constantly talks about her crushes and recent boyfriend.

Ah yes... She dates Kaito. It makes me mad thinking that idiot has her. God knows what he does to her under aged body. He's such a pedo.

What? Why does Miku say I am only jealous? I'm not. Why would I be jealous that Rin is dating an idiot? That's her problem. She's the one that wanted to, even though I told her that it was a bad idea.

I don't bother with love and dating and stuff. Not saying that I can't get a girlfriend. I could if I tried hard enough, I just don't see the appeal. That doesn't mean I am gay either.

So, diary, I thought I'd write about my house mates. The others I live with and what each one is like. But, it's hard to. Some days I hate them all, some days I like them. But let's try anyway.

Meiko – she gets drunk too much and thinks she owns the place. But then again she makes the best tea and is like an older sister to me. She doesn't get to enough anymore, so I think that's why she has attitude problems. I also like how she shares my thoughts on how much of an idiot Kaito is.

Kaito – he's an idiot. If he's not singing about stupid things or doing parodies, he's snacking on ice cream and hanging out around elementary schools.

Miku – she is up herself and thinks she is the only one that matters. She once said that she is THE Vocaloid and that she had no idea why there were others. But other than that, she is a cool friend and one of my best. She dated Kaito before Rin, but dumped him because he was a loser. That got her a good page in my book.

Lola – is like our mother. She cooks and cleans and looks after everyone. She also helps Leon, seeing he can't function properly after being corrupted. She keeps the house and everyone in it in check and makes sure we don't all end up murdering each other.

Leon – tries his best, but some days he can't even speak. I feel sorry for him and also a bit scared. One day that could be me... Old and obsolete.

Luka – she is very pretty and like a sister to me. I love her singing voice, and hope we could sing more duets together one day. Eats too much tuna – has fish breath.

Gakupo – I admire him. I really do. His deep voice... I wish I could sound like him. I also think it's cool how he looks like a samurai. Though he needs to cut his hair and get a cool hairstyle, like me. I try to hang around him more because I'd like to get to know him and be his friend.

Miki – she is quiet and shy, though still really nice. Like Miku, she is one of my best friends and her and Rin get along very well. I wish she was able to sing more, because she really likes impressing people, especially Master.

Piko – one of the newest additions to our house. He was played with a lot when he first came here, but now lays quiet. He's very pretty and I think he should be a girl. He gets on well with everyone, especially Luka. I wonder if they are dating or something...

Kiyoteru – he's our teacher. He helps us improve our singing and helps Rin and I to improve our Japanese. He gets on too well with Kaito and the two go drinking in town a lot. I bet there's a bromance there.

I think that's everyone... Oh, how could I forget Rin? She is lovely and cute and beautiful... Like a princess... Not that I love her or anything. That's just how she is. I love singing with her the most, but most of the songs we sing together I don't understand.

Edit: Luka has found and read my journal. She saw the part where I said she had fish breath. I now apologise for that and say that her breath smells like flowers and is very fresh. Now excuse me while I go and put some ice on this black eye...

Sorry I was a day behind. So much drama in my life right now, so I took a day off yesterday. It's that time again! Ask Lenny! So any questions will be answered by the Shota. (He will also answer your reviews here too) All opinions are that of Len Kagamine and do not reflect anything that I think.

Butterfly Ninja 14 says: I really like this! Len is my favourite Vocaloid character!
Len replies: Another fangirl. Glad to know I'm your favourite. Now stop drawing pictures of me in dresses and I will like you too.

Random reviewer says: So I'm guessing no RinXLen? Awww. Oh well, how about Miki? Anyway, I'll keep a look out for this. Everyone is doing Rin's diary, so this should be interesting :)
Len replies: Miki? I don't think I like her... I mean she's a good friend and nice and all... And of course there are a lot of Rin's diaries up. I put them there :U

FangirlNo.34 says: I would like to comment on Len's answer to this:
"Cherry7 asks: Who would you want to marry: Kaito or Rin?"
"Len replies: Dude, Rin is my twin! As for Kaito, didn't you read that I said he was an idiot? With capital letters."
So does it mean that Len's okay with men, as long as he isn't an idiot? XD And, at the end of his entry, he actually admitted that he's a 'growing SHOTA!' Lol. Lenny, you make us, fan girls, really happy :))
Len replies: *String of nonsense words* OJJDHGAHGHGDSH! I do not like men! You disgust me, you fangirl you. Stop making me sing about kissing Kaito! And I did what? *Goes and checks* Damnit, got me there.

wisarute7 asks: Why is it that every time you sing something that's not Shota related you always die?
Len replies: Ask my Master. He's the sick, perverted man behind it all. I don't ask to die.