I'm the host of the game!! I'm the host of the game!! I'm the......Oh!!.....Sorry, got carried away. (=^_^=) Anyway, here's my final chapter. Enjoy!!


Who Wants To Be A Millionaire!!
(Gundam Wing Edition)
part. 2

(Annoying song plays*someone fixed it* and audience was very very quiet)

Hellbender 6.7: Hi everyone!!( starts to sweat cause audience was way too quiet) I'm the host of the game now. Ya'll can call me Hellbender!! Since last night we didn't have enough time to finish our "Gundam Wing Edition" .... (I turn my head towards to Heero, and laughed quietly in a nervous way)....we're going to finish tonight, but first we will have a silent prayer to our dear old friend, Regis.

Some crackhead in the audience: YEAH!!! HE SUCKED (Censored)!!!!

(Gunshot is heard, everyone*including the Gundam Boys* was screaming like hell for about 10 sec., then they all turn to Heero with a gun in his hand.)

Hellbender 6.7: 0_0

Heero: He said something mean to Regis.

Hellbender 6.7: Ooooookkkaaaayyyyy.....

(Silent prayer begins to start; someone sneezed in the audience; another gunshot is heard; people screams again for about 5 sec.; everyone turned to Heero with the same gun.)

Hellbender 6.7: Dammit Hero!! Quit killing people!!

Heero: You said this was a silent prayer. That person sneezed too loud.

Hellbender 6.7: (getting mad) Look, Not only I'm the host of this show, but I'm also an author, and I can do whatever I want!! So if you kill another person for no reason, I'll do something mean to you!!! Got it?

Heero: (Didn't understand what I just said).......

Hellbender 6.7: In other words, you mission is not to kill anymore people, or something bad will bad happen to you!!!

Heero: Mission: Accepted.

(I decided to skip the silent prayer cause I still don't trust Heero. Annoying song plays, and Heero shot it again.)

Me:*got tired of typing my name* THAT'S IT!!!( Summoned a very big boulder and drop it on Heero's head.)

(Heero falls on the ground)

Me: I told not to use that gun, but nnnooo! You have to be trigger-happy Heero, don't ya!!?

Heero: X_X

Me: Heero!!

Heero: X_X

Me: Heero?

Heero: X_X

Me: Heero?

Heero: X_X

Duo: AAAHHHHHHHH!!!! HE KILLED HEERO!!! AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Camera Guy: QUICK!!!! GO TO COMMERCIAL!!!!! NOW!!!!!

*** 1 minute of commercials later***

Me: Hi!! We're back(I was fully nervous cause the audience was so quiet, and still remembered what I did to Heero). Somehow Mr. Heero Yuy had some kind of problem, and passed out. Anyway, he's at the hospital, and we hope that he will be okay. Since he's gone, Mr. Duo Maxwell will be taking Mr. Yuy's place. Mr. Maxwell, how are you doing today?

Duo: (very excited) YEAH!!! YEAH!!! I'M TV!!!! WOW, THIS IS COOL!!!(runs to camera) HEY HILDE!!! I'M ON T.V!!!!!!

Me: (getting very mad) MR. DUO!!!! PLEASE CALM DOWN!!!!

Duo comes back to "the chair".

Me: Now Mr. Duo, are you ready to play/

Duo is waving at the camera.

Me: (getting mad) DUO!!! ARE YOU READY??!!!!

Duo: Oh. Sorry. Yes I'm ready. Hee hee.

Duo: (signs) Okay, here's your question. What is 2x2? A.4; B.5; C.6; D.0.

Duo: Ummmm....I take....uhhhh......D.

A/N: Is Duo THAT stupid?

Me: (0_0) Ummm.... I'm sorry, but the answer was A.4.

Duo: What?? No!! That's not fair!! How can I be that stupid!! Too much pressure!! Aaahhhh!!!! (starts to cry)

Me: Don't worry Duo. You still get to keep $32,000.

Duo:(still crying) No!! I want $1,000,000!!! It's not fair!! Wwwaaaaahhhhhh!!!!

Me:(getting mad) DUO PLEASE!!!!

Duo: WWWAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Me: GUARDS!!!!

The guards came, and Duo away. I was now having a major headache.

Me: Okay, who's next?( I looked at Trowa & Quatre) Yes!!! Thanks goodness!! Okay!! Let's bring Trowa Barton to "the chair"!!!

Wufei: What??!!! Injustice!! Trowa never talked troughout the first night!!!

Quatre: Yeah!! Plus my computer was broken the whole time!!

Duo: And I still want my $1,000,000!!!!

Me: Duo, Wufei!! You're out!!! Quatre, I'll get to you soon!!!

Wufei: NO!!! If I can't have justice, then no one will!!!!!

Wufei, Quatre, and Wufei called out their Gundams, and in 15 minutes, three feet came out from the roof!! It was total mayham!!! People was sreaming, the Gundam were destroying everything, and in 5 min. the entire studio was destroyed.

Me: (coming out from rubble) We'll be back after a very, very long commercial.( I passed out)

The End.


DIIIIEEEE!!!! YOU GUNDAMS!!!!!!!!! Oh. sorry again.(sweatdrops) Anyway, review time!! (to himself) Die gundams!!