Meanwhile in an abandoned convention center, the weeaboos were having their meeting.

"Okay minna-san, please quiet down!" Marth ordered the group. The weeaboos all sat in their respective chairs, there was Peach, the leader, and a true weeaboo, and sitting next to her was Vice President Marth. Among the underlings were Ryu, Roy, the infamous uwu blogger Jigglypuff, Toon Link, and Robin. But those two were more of Superwholocks then weeaboos.

"Hey Robin!" Toon Link greeted the white-hair anime boy. "OMG Link, did you see the new episode of Doctor Who?!" Robin asked frantically.

"Ugh no, I missed it!" Toon Link whined.

"You HAVE to wat-" Robin was then cut off by Peach.

"Let's do our cheer everyone! Then we'll start the meeting!" Peach ordered the then stood from their seats, "ichi, ni, san, NYA!" The weeaboos all cheered.

"Honestly Peach, what the fuck is this cheer, I'm gonna quit." Ryu complained.

"Um wow, Ryu-KOUHAI, first of all, know your place here! Second of all, I worked so hard on that cheer do you know how long that took me to look up on Google Translate, Ryu?! DO YOU?!" Peach sobbed.

"Now now Peach, please be daijoubu." Marth comforted the crying princess. "Anyways minna-san, as you all know, we have new territory at Bed Bath and Beyond." he stated. "This is the first part of a plan to take over the entire Smash Shopping District!" he continued.

"Um, will there still be Superwholock merch at Hot Topic?" Robin asked shyly.

"Ugh Akise, you know that Superwholock isn't an ANIME, right? Only anime merchandise with be allowed uwu" Jigglypuff replied to his question passive-aggressively. "Um yeah, my name is Robin and EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?" Both Robin and Toon Link gasped

"Minna-san, daijoubu, I'll allow Superwholock to live, since it's so important to Robin and Toon Link-kouhai." Peach said calmly, now recovered from her previous breakdown. "However... I want you all to know that this isn't just for Shopping-District-Domination. Pittoo-sama, as you all know, makes my kokoro go doki doki. But he's... a tsundere." The group gasped.

"But….Peach, he's also…..you know…" Marth whispered to her quietly

"Goku?" Ryu butted in.

"No Ryu, He's EMO." Marth answered.

"YES MARTH WE ALL KNOW OKAY WE ALL FUCKING KNOW HE'S EMO, WE GET IT WE FUCKING GET IT, SHUT THE FUCK UP KOUHAI!." Peach shrieked.

"Anyways, Now that we're all aware of who my future husbando will be, I'll let you all know that he's the reason I came up with this ground-breaking keikaku in the first place! I'm doing this to... impress him." she said. "That means, we NEED to keep emo merch in shops, wakarimashita ka?"

"Hai, wakarimashita!" everyone said in response.

"Sugoi Peach! You're amazing, desu!" Jigglypuff said in awe.

"Arigatou Jiggly-tan! I know, I'm so amazing desu nyaaaa!" Peach gloated!

Meanwhile, Ryu sat in his chair. He was fucking PISSED. Why am I helping these baka gaijin with their shit-tier animes?" he thought grumpily. These people need Goku.

"Alright minna-san, its time for our meeting to end!" Marth called. Everyone stood up and did that fucking cheer.

FUCK this cheer I'm not doing this. thought Ryu. Peach glared at him as he continued to sit down with his arms crossed across his bara tiddies and not join in.

"Ummmm... RYU KOUHAI? Do you have something to SAY to us?" she snapped at him. "

Nope, I'm protesting until you guys make the cheer optional." he said as he smirked at the weeaboo princess.

"WELL IT'S NOT OPTIONAL SO I GUESS YOU'RE OUT OF HERE DESU!" Peach screamed.

"Fine, I'll make my own anime club, WITH GOKU, and we're NOT watching shitty animes like LOVE LIVE!" Ryu roared.

Peach gasped, "How DARE you!" she cried.

"You know, I'm gonna leave too!" Roy stood up. "You ASSHOLES haven't even talked to me since this meeting started!"

"R-roy-kun…." Marth said sadly….."You were... my boy... but... fine, if you want to leave, I won't stop you."

"Arigatou Marth-senpai, I…...I won't forget you...but this is for the best…" Roy's bottom lip quivered.

"Come on Roy, lets go." Ryu said as he picked up the now crying ginger.

The two headband animes left the old convention center, and that was the end of the meeting.

Toon Link and Robin however, decided not to go home just yet. "You wanna go to Hot Topic?" Toon asked Shinji- I mean Robin.

"Hell yeah I do! Let's GO!" Robin replied. They raced over to the emo store, and they looked through the window.

"Wow! Look at the new shirts! Think we can get a matching pair?" TL looked in awe.

"Wait…..I think I see Ganondorf in there...we better avoid him." Robin looked inside with concern. However, the younger superwholock wasn't even paying attention to what Robin was saying and ran right into Ganondorf, god damn it, he was looking at the new black nail polish with sparkles that also happened to glow in the dark which was pretty rad.

"Watch where you're going, peasant." The ancient emo snapped. Toon Link recognized that word on instant. "OMG….Do you have…..TUMBLR?!" he squealed.

Robin then joined in, "John + Sherlock equals X, Solve for X."

"X = ….OTP!" The two nerds squeed. Ganondorf just sighed.

"Ugh I can't believe Hot Topic even allows people like you into the store." another voice was heard. Robin turned around, it was Lucina. Robin narrowed his eyes. She was wearing a Twilight T-shirt today, and black skinny jeans with one of those checkerboard belts.

"Ugh Lucina, did you even READ Twilight? The books are so much better than the movies...not that you would know." Robin muttered.

"FUCK OFF ROBIN!" Lucina screamed. "YOU KNOW I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR READING!"

"Oh really, and why's that?" Robin asked.

"Well….you know….my dad…." Lucina whispered quietly.

"What?" Robin asked again,

"IT'S NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS OKAY, WHY DON'T YOU GO DYE YOUR HAIR SO YOU DON'T DIE YOU FUCKING SUPERWHOLOCK!" Lucina blurted, it was very edgy.

"Whatever Robin, let's just get our shirts" Toon Link looked at Robin worriedly. He was PISSED, how DARE Lucina insult the holy trinity that was Superwholock!

"Fine!" the white-hair anime boy snarled. "You win this round Lucina, but I won't forget this!" he said as he left.

"Psh, whatever." Lucina huffed. She honestly couldn't care less. She went back to looking at her band merch.

"Looks like you could use some help," A voice came suddenly from nowhere. Lucina turned to the source of the voice, "I don't need help, and who the FUCK are you!" she asked.

"Who the fuck are you?" the voice responded,

"Don't give me that shit! It's not even edgy!" The blueberry princess was getting annoyed.

"Oh fine, fine~ Like I said," a figure emerged from the dark, "I'm someone who can help.".

HOLY SHIT CHAPTER TWO AND ITS ABOUT THE WEEABOOS! (And also slightly Hot Topic).

Also someone asked, and since I can't reply because it was a guest review, yes, I was inspired a bit by many of the group fanfictions on here, but also a lot of the story is going to be based off random scenarios I've made with friends so the story will probably be very different from most? I hope so at least. And yes, I am including non-canon characters but I won't say anything else because of spoilers. Thank you everyone for the nice compliments though! I appreciate it a lot ;)

-magicegg