Disclaimer: I don't own the Power Rangers franchise. But if I did, I'd be filthy rich baby!
This is similar to NFL shows like Inside The NFL, FOX NFL Sunday, The CBS Football show on Sunday, and the NBC Football show with Bob Costas on Sunday Night Football
The regular oval shaped desk was in the studio. The lights were dark but there was music that was being cued for play for the background.
Suddenly a light shined on Andros, the red Space Ranger, where he started in the weekly talk show called "Ranger Talk".
Andros was wearing another shirt that was red, this time with no collar, but was also short sleeved, and had a Nike logo on the left side of his chest. He was wearing some dirty brown cargo shorts.
Andros looked at the camera, and smiled, in a professional way. "Good evening, and welcome to Ranger Talk, the show where I, the very multi talented Andros"….
Some snickering interrupted Andros's presentation of himself. Andros looked around the table, annoyed with a serious expression on his face. He then looked back at the camera, regained his composure of being professional, smiled, and continued.
"As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted by these mere lower life forms, this is Ranger Talk, where me and three other people from past ranger teams will discuss topics about all things power rangers," Andros continued.
Andros looked at his right. "On my right is the lovely blue ranger from Power Rangers Mystic Force, Madison."
Madison was wearing a blue tube top with a white collared short sleeved shirt over it, and was wearing some light blue pants.
Madison smiled, blushing at the sight of her name being called. "Nice to be here."
"You are really cute, what are you doing after the show?" Andros asked, looking at Madison, lost in her lovely eyes and smile she was showing.
Suddenly a hand hit Andros in the chest, which caused Andros to gasp for breath.
Andros was holding his left hand across his chest and looking at a figure to his far left.
"Why'd you hit me, jackass?"
"Because you weren't doing your job, butthead. Now get back to introducing the rest of the panel," a voice said in the shadows.
Andros rolled his eyes. "And let me introduce you all to the person who just hit me. On the fat left, we have Jason, the red ranger from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, who's the biggest jock of them all."
The lights shined revealing Jason as he smiled at everyone. Jason was wearing a very skin tight red shirt, displaying the muscles he had on his chest and arms, and was also wearing black pants.
Madison was stunned at Jason's framework of muscles, almost at the sight of drooling. Jason noticed Madison's stare and winked at her, which Andros saw and got annoyed.
"Just remember you're older than her," Andros remarked at Jason.
Jason gave a threatening look at Andros. "Who gives a shit anyway."
That remark caught Andros off balanced, but he decided to proceed with the last introduction. "And right next to me is the green ranger from Power Rangers Light Speed Rescue, Joel."
Joel was wearing his regular brown cowboy hat, with a green short sleeved shirt with no collar, with a brown unbuttoned vest, and some brown pants. Joel took off his hat and nodded at the camera.
"Alright, let's get to topic one," Andros said. "Now……"
"Hold up, before we go any further, I think I should be the host for tonight's show,' Jason said, making a cocky face at Andros.
"You, why you?" Andros questioned. "I'm the host for this show."
"Look at you, you don't deserve to be the host," Jason responded. "You're all small and weak, with no muscles. I have no idea how you became a red ranger. You're nothing more than a toothpick as far as I'm concerned."
Andros was in rage. "A toothpick?"
That prompted Jason to get out of his chair, move over to Andros, and punch him in the face a few times, knocking him out.
Jason pushed Andros aside, which made Andros fall to the ground. Jason then got in Andros's chair and looked at Madison and Joel who were stunned at what Jason just did.
"I can't believe you just did that?" Joel remarked.
"Fuck you, you Broke Back Mountain reject," Jason replied.
"And to think, I was thinking of giving you my number after the show," Madison said.
"Like I give a crap about you, you pansy ass," Jason added, looking at Madison who was then starting to cry.
You see what you did, you made the lady cry, and from where I come, that's an insult," Joel said, trying to protect Madison.
Jason looked at Joel, annoyed with the man. "You want to come over here and make me be nice to her?"
Joel looked at Jason, and didn't say anything.
"I didn't think so, Clint Black reject, so shut up. Let's get this show going," Jason said. "Topic one, name one thing you hated during your time as a ranger."
Madison looked at Jason, wiping the few remaining tears from her eyes. "I hate doing this show with you."
"Name one thing you hated doing as a ranger, not as an ex ranger, Jason shouted at Madison. "What are you, retarded?"
That sent Madison running away, crying from Jason's comments.
Joel then got up, mad at Jason, and looked at him. "I think we need to have a talk."
Jason got up from his chair and faced Joel. "Alright, my right and left fists have something they want to say to you."
And with that, Jason punched Joel in the face which caused Joel to hit the ground, and get knocked out.
Jason shook his right hand a little and sat back down. "Alright, looks like I'll be answering these questions by myself then."
"My answer for topic one as for what one thing I hated during my stint as a ranger was giving up the reigns of leadership to that bastard Tommy Oliver." Jason angrily said. "I wanted to just break the tube of that bloated floating butt of a mentor Zordon when he said Tommy was now the leader. I'm the only leader for the team, not that idiot who lost his powers and kept on having doubts about himself and his sexual preference."
"Hi, I'm Tommy, blah, blah, blah……" Jason got pissed off and managed to break half of the news desk and. "That's what steroids can do for you kiddos! Hell ya!!!!" Jason said to the unconscious Joel and Andros who were just lying on the floor.
Suddenly, a small bald headed man with thick glasses and a little over weight came walking towards Jason. The man wasn't thrilled with the turn of events that just transpired. "Excuse me, but what are you doing?"
Jason looked up at the man. "Who in the world are you?"
The small man took a deep breath. "I'm the producer of this show, and you're ruining it!"
Jason wasn't intimidated by the man at all. "Is that so." Jason got up and faced the man who seemed half his size. Jason started to flex his arm muscle at the man and pointed to it, trying to scare the producer.
The man didn't want to press the matter further and retreated as Jason looked on.
"Go back to mommy, ya big baby!" Jason said while laughing at the same time.
"Moving on to the next topic," Jason said as he sat down and flung the card containing topic one behind him. "Topic two, when did you feel like you were about to lose an important battle."
Jason shook his head. "New topic for topic two, since it's so gay. Topic two question is, who was the most pathetic ranger on my team," Jason said, looking at the camera. "Easy, Billy. The man couldn't fight, always was a target for Bulk and Skull, and never worked out. I should have never been his friend, the pathetic loser."
Jason chunked topic two behind him and moved to topic three. He read the card and rolled his eyes at the question. "Okay, from now on, I'm changing the topic questions to my own questions. Topic three question is, who is the most annoying ranger of them all," Jason continued to look at the camera. "Easy, Cole, the red Wild Force Ranger. What a moron he was. Couldn't believe he was a red ranger."
Jason flung topic three behind him and moved on to topic four. "Topic four, who is the greatest ranger of them all? Jason said. "Easy, me."
Jason flung the topic four card behind him. "Next topic, which female ranger would I want to score with, cause I'm not scoring with no guy rangers, unlike Tommy, who whacks off to all the male rangers when he see's them," Jason responded. "I'd score with all of them, except that yellow ranger from Time Force who was ugly as a dog, Woof!"
Thirty Minutes Later
"Topic twenty one, which is worse, an attack from Lord Zedd, an attack from Rita Repulsa, or Tommy stealing my leadership position?" Jason said continuing to look at the camera. "I'd have to go with Tommy getting the role as leader. Damn I hate him."
"Topic twenty two, which female ranger from the team I was on would I want to bone?" Jason continued. "Katherine. But if it wasn't for Tommy getting her. Hell, Tommy got her and Kimberly, and they were both pink rangers. Maybe Tommy is hiding something deep within side him, with him liking pink and all. Yep, he likes to get it in the butt since he loves pink."
Four Hours Later
"Topic three hundred and two, who needed to work out more that was on another ranger team?" Jason said. "Andros definitely needs to work out more."
Jason looked at Andros who was still lying on the ground not moving. "Ain't that right buddy!"
"Topic three hundred and three" Jason said while trailing off. "Hey folks, this session of Ranger Talk could take a while. I'm having too much fun here. I wonder where little blue missy Madison went off to? Mmmmmmmm, Madison……………………."