'Ka-Kakuzu...Kakuzu!'
'Hidan...hi...Hidan...'
'oh god, Kakuzu...'
"Wake up you son of a bitch!"Hidan yelled at the dreaming Kakuzu.
"ahhh, SHHHHHHNIKES! wtf is wrong with you?" Kakuzu yelled back.
"Its time to move, were late!" Hidan yelled as he jumped out the mouth of the cave.
"Late...?" Kakuzu said rubbing his head and sitting up. He looked around the cave to see his cloak across the cave floor.
'What happened last night?' he thought. 'Was I dreaming or...?' He didnt want to think about it anymore, if they were late, both of them would be in serious trouble.
"h-hey, w...wait up Hidan!" Kakuzu shouted. He got his cloak on as fast as he could and ran after Hidan, taking the breifcase with the money with him.
Once he caught up with him, he asked "How long did it take for you to wake me up?"
"Like 30 mins. What were you dreaming of neway?"Hidan asked. Instantly Kakuzu went red.
"Um...I...I don't remember."
"Oh like hell you don't remember! Tell me!" Hidan asked running by his side in the tree tops.
"well...I uh..."Kakuzu was speechless and turned a dark burgandy.
"ooooh, you had a sex dream didnt you! xD"
"well...I...mmmm..."
"Who was it?" Hidan asked with curiosity. "tell me tell me tell me!" he begged.
'I can't tell him it was him...he would never let me live it down' "uh...idk...some hot chick or something." he said looking away.
"Oh come on. No name?" Hidan said. "Was it that chick you meet in town?"
'Oh yeah her.' Kakuzu thought 'Nice cover.'
"yeah yeah...i...it was her"
'phew...'
"oooooooooooh...how was it?"
Kakuzu was surprised with the question and before he could think, he was face first in the dirt.
"Kakuzu!" Hidan cried. He leaped down to the floor and kneeled next to him. "Kakuzu?" he asked, rubbing his back. "ah shit..." he sighed and put Kakuzu'z arm around his shoulder and jumped back into the trees.
'Stupid moron' Hidan thought 'what happened in his dream? I really wanna fucking know!'
**later that day**
"Kakuzu? Kakuzu?" someone called.
'ow, my head' Kakuzu rubbed his head and looks up at Hidan. 'Hidan'
"ow, wtf happened?" Kakuzu asked in confusion.
"You tripped and fell on your face"
"oh...owwwwww"Kakuzu cried, holding his head, trying to sit up.
"Just lay down dear" a woman said, pushing Kakuzu softly to lay him back down.
'what, woman?' thats when Kakuzu realized that everything in the room was white and he was laying on a nice, white, clean bed with nice, white, clean sheets and a bright open window with the setting sun.
"ow...wh..where am I?"
"Your in the hospital, dumbass...you fell like 100 ft..." Hidan said casually.
Kakuzu looked around, and saw a tall, well dressed nurse looking at all of the tubing and buttons on the mechines. And then she walked out of the room, leaving the two partners by themselves.
When they where sure she was gone. "Hospital? w...what about the meeting?" he cried.
"eh, it was nothing special...something about newly refurbished rooms or somthing..."Hidan said.
"a..and my money?"
Hidan laughed and walked over to the chair and bent down to pick up the briefcase full of Kakuzu's money. Kakuzu shoke his head. 'Wtf am I doing?'
Hidan walked over and showed him the case. "See, all nice and pretty" and he set it back on the floor next to Kakuzu.
"How long was I out?" Kakuzu asked.
Hidans eyes widened in fear, and stared Kakuzu straight in the eyes. "3 weeks!"
"WHAT? 3 weeks?" Kakuzu cried. Hidan was already in tears before Kakuzu finished shouting.
"OMJ that was great! XD Im just kidding you ass! you've only been out for a few hours." Hidan cried.
"...you ass!" Kakuzu cried before throwing a pillow at him.
**a few hours before**
...tick...tock...tick...tock...
'Damn clock' Hidan thought as he looked down at his partner in the clean hospital bed. Hidan glupped and walked over and sat down in the chair, resting his elbows on his knees and hands over his mouth looking at Kakuzu.
'you dumb idiot...what was your dream about that made you not want to tell me' he thought. Hidan just sighed and sat back in his chair, still looking at Kakuzu.
'unless...' Hidan shook his head. 'no no no, why would he have a dream like that...' Looking up at the ceiling thinking about that possiblity. Sighing in boredum, Hidan looked back at Kakuzu, stood up and walked up to him. Hidan just looked down at Kakuzu, mask off, hair down, chest slowly moving up in down with each breath. Hidan brushed some hair out of his face and smiled slightly to be touching Kakuzu's face without him knowing. He just wanted to hold his face and...
Hidan shook his head and backed away, hands in the air. 'Whoa! What am I doing?' he thought looking at his hands, shaking.'Hes my partner! I...I can't...I shouldn't...he doesn't...'
"ahh shit" Hidan whispered and he walked over to sit in his chair and wait for Kakuzu to wake up...
**present**
"ha ha ha that was great!" Hidan chuckled. "you should've seen your face!" Hidan laughed.
Kakuzu blushed and looked away 'dumb idiot' he thought. 'how could I even dream of him like that, I hate him' then Kakuzu thought about his dream, and turned red, so he buried his face in his pillow to hide his face.
"Kakuzu? Whats wrong?" Hidan said before he walked up to Kakuzu to pat his back. Kakuzu jumped and looked up at him. Hidan laughed. "you thinking about that girl again?" Kakuzu just whined and hid his face again from Hidan. "Aw come on" Hidan shook him slightly. "don't be embarassed, weve all had sex dreams" and before he could stop himself, Hidan said what he just said. He covered his mouth and went red.
Kakuzu just looked at him. "really now?" Kakuzu asked, than laughed. "what kinda sex dreams do you have?" Hidan just stood there, wide eyed and red looking at Kakuzu.
"um well...you know...sex with a girl and stuff...nothing special." Hidan walked off to sit down in the chair.
'hmph, I know its more complex than that' Kakuzu thought. So he sat up and asked him "Did it involve stabbing of any kind?"
Hidan jumped and stopped walking and stood there shaking. Slowly, very slowly, Hidan turned his head to Kakuzu. Hidans face was burgandy and with a twitching eye and evil grin looked at Kakuzu dead in the eye.
Kakuzu's eyes widen and he went red. "what I say?"
Hidan just growled and said with tight teeth "Shut...up..." and turned his head back around and just stood there.
"Oh...sorry..."Kakuzu whined. "I didnt mean to embarrass you."
But Hidan wasn't embarassed, he was turned on. Hidan bit his lip and felt a bead of sweat roll down his face as he thought about Kakuzu pleasing him in his dreams...