Waiting on Two Pink Lines Part II
Thanks to Criminally- Strange- Individual, SVU is my life, iwantproof, angel1986, freestyler9125, obsessedwithstabler, LivNel4ever, Megan Faye, onetreefan, and of course, my amazing Sergeant who makes me laugh!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fic. I just write for fun.
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Casey's POV
Driving with Cans on the Bumper
I am driving a car with cans tied on the back just so I can pick up another pregnancy test for Olivia. Apparently the test isn't accurate if it gets dropped in the toilet. I park the car and ignore the stares I get from everyone as I walk into the pharmacy dressed in a gown. I'm gonna kill Olivia for this. On a whim, I get three. Just in case Olivia drops another one.
I pay with my own credit card and head out, getting my dress caught in the automatic doors. I curse outloud and then turn beet red when I see a four year old boy watching me. The four year old let out a four letter word that started with S. I smack myself in the head.
Lord, please help me help my stupid self.
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Narrative
Alex and Olivia were pacing the toilet stalls when Casey had come back. Alex has already run out whispering quickly to her new husband what was going on and also warned him not to tell Elliot or else their marriage would be very very short. Shorter than Britney Spear's quickie in Vegas.
The redhead took out three ETPs and placed them on the counter.
"Just in case you drop another one." Casey said with a sarcastic smile.
Olivia smacked her on the back of the head, causing her to yell.
"ASSAULT!" very loudly.
Alex silenced her with a hand over her mouth.
"Silence is golden. Duck tape is silver." Alex muttered. She released the younger attorney after she was sure that she would stay quiet.
Olivia made her way back into the stall as Alex got an impish glint in her eye. She grabbed one of the extra ones and entered the stall to Olivia's right.
Casey was confused, but did not want to be left out. She hadn't had sex in probably a year.
Lonely and pathetic. She thought, but opened the last box anyway.
She made her way to the stall beside Alex's and peed on the stick, wondering what the heck was she doing.
The three emerged at the same time and sent curious glances at each other. Olivia first, with a questioningly stare at Alex, who shrugged.
"I got bored." She answered.
Olivia sighed as they all set their tests on the counter.
"Here goes the rest of my life." She said as her friends rubbed her shoulders.
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Three minutes later, they each grabbed a test. Alex opened hers first. It was positive. She gaped.
"But…but…but…" she stammered opening and closing her mouth mechanically.
Olivia could not stand the suspense. If Alex was pregnant, then what about her? She could feel her chest closing in as she glanced at her results.
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Olivia's POV
I Do, But I Don't…But I Do
I don't understand why I'm crying. I didn't want this baby. I'm not married, I'm a cop. I need to be able to by physically fit when I got out on the field, but then why the hell do I feel so empty? Was it because I was expecting to be? It seemed to be the only thing that made since. The cravings. The missed periods. It all made sense. But now, it doesn't. What happened? Why am I disappointed? Do I really want a whining little thing crying to me every night waking me up at all hours?
I cry harder. Yes. I do.
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Casey's POV
Jesus's Mother
I saw Olivia's tears, the one she tried to desperately to hide. I felt bad for her. I glance over at Alex. She's sitting flabbergasted on a toilet seat, muttering in disbelief to herself. Oh great, she's lost it. I'm scared.
I pick mine gently up. Two pink lines await me. Holy shit! Positive? How the hell can it be positive? I wasn't with a guy for about let's see…a year? This isn't right. If I am pregnant does that mean a baby's gonna drop out of me this second? Oh crap, I can feel my stomach hurting. Shit shit shit. I am having a baby! Oh my God! Holy crud, I'm like Mary! Oh my God! I'm not that important! Ah!
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Narrative
Alex and Olivia watched her faint. Alex jumping up from the toilet as Olivia rushed to check her pulse. It was strong.
"She fainted." Olivia stated.
Alex raised an eyebrow. "I can see that." She replied waiting a hand in front of Casey's face.
She picked up her pregnancy test. Olivia's mouth dropped. It was positive. Alex looked confused.
"I thought she didn't have a boyfriend." Alex said, giving Casey a hard poke on the side of the head.
The redhead moaned and stirred.
Olivia shook her head in confusion as Casey sat up. The younger attorney caught sight of the test again and she fainted…again. Olivia was annoyed. She shook the girl gently.
"Casey get up. When was the last time you did someone?"
At that Casey's eyes flew open. "No less than a year ago." She said, rubbing the side of her head, sending a death glare at Alex's direction, knowing full well she was responsible for the overzealous poking.
Alex suddenly smacked herself in the head.
"Duh." She muttered.
Olivia understood where she was going. "We should've marked our tests." She whined.
"Ya think?" Alex demanded. "I can't believe we're doing this on my wedding day and that we've been stuck in this bathroom for an hour."
Olivia saw the annoyance in Alex's eyes. The tests could wait. Right now they were ruining the supposedly happiest day of Alex's life.
"Okay." Olivia said, taking charge, suddenly feeling much better. There was still a chance that she was having a baby. "Everyone, back to the wedding. Alex, throw the bouquet. Casey, stop fainting. I'll tell Melinda that we're gonna need her to do a DNA test for us."
Alex agreed as they hurried out of the bathroom. Casey being dragged by Olivia.
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Melinda's POV
Stupidity
For New York's finest, they're not always very smart. I remember Olivia coming out of the bathroom, dragging a very upset Casey and handing me three pregnancy tests, asking me to do a DNA sample. I got the jest of the immediately.
I know Casey hasn't had a relationship in probably over a year. Two tests were positive. Come on, I can figure this out and Olivia calls herself a detective? Hmm…it's probably the pregnancy. It's mixing up the wires in her brain.
Alex is throwing the bouquet. I'm not even gonna try. Oh man…that's funny. No one should try. My amazing friend has just thrown the flowers so high, they're caught in the rafters. I congratulate her. She's not just a very talented lawyer, she can throw too. Too bad she can't aim.
Back to the tests, okay no chance Casey can be pregnant. That leaves two tests. Two people. Come on people. Figure this out. I see the look of dawning on Olivia's face. Hallelujah, I finally flipped the light switch on. Melinda you are very talented.
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Olivia's POV
Oh My God
Oh my God, I'm pregnant. Yes! Score! Wait I thought I didn't want this baby. Forget it. SCORE! How did I not notice about the whole logic of who was pregnant? Oh right, you were eating raisins. What do raisins have to do with anything? Stupid. Olivia stop talking to yourself.
I get to Elliot and I murmured that I have to talk to him. I pull him into the back of the church and I calmly tell him I'm pregnant. He stares at me. I stare back. Since when did this become a staring contest? Oh since both of us are blinking.
His face breaks into a smile. DOUBLE SCORE! He's happy. He rubs my stomach and starts talking to it. Okay now I'm freaked out. He stops. Thank God. Once he starts treating one my body parts like a different person then whoa, I'm outta here. Wait I can't leave him. He's the father of my child. Damn this ball and chain. Oh wait, I asked for it. Never mind. Just stop talking. You'll only hurt your brain.
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Alex's POV
Honeymoon
What is wrong with my friends? They call to tell me that I'm pregnant while I'm on my honeymoon. Great, just great. A week no alcohol. Not the way I pictured my honeymoon. Oh well, your fault Alex. No wait. It's not my fault. IT'S TIM'S! Him and his stupid overly hyper manly parts. Ew gross…Alex don't go there.
He comes into the room…shirtless. Holy crap. Self control. Okay not happening. We go crazy on each other and after we're both spent, I lie there and go. I'm pregnant.
He stares at me. Shit Alex. Wtf is wrong with you? You guys just screw each other and then you tell him the big news right then and there? We are so not ready for this kid. Oh no wait. Scratch that. Alex is not ready for this kid.
Tim smiles at me. Okay maybe the sky won't fall in and the world won't blow up. Maybe this kid won't be so bad after all.
"We should name him Donald." Tim said.
Oh Lord. If my husband names our kid Donald, I'm filing for divorce. No No No. He's got that dopey smile on his face. Okay I guess I wont' contradict him now, but trust me, once this kid is born and he proposes the names Donald, Iskabob, or anything like that I am putting my very pregnant foot down. Oh wait, I won't' be pregnant then anymore. Oh screw it. We're not naming our kid Donald and that's final.
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Author's Note:
How did you like that? I thought some of it was funny. The Mary comment is not meant to offensive to anyone. It was something I said to my cousin when she was freaking out over something similar only there was no way. So yeah. No offense to anyone. Also the Donald comment. I personally don't like the name Donald or Arthur, or Chuck. That is just me. So I thought I could put it in my characters. No offense to anyone who likes those names either. Hope you laughed until your stomach hurt on that one!
