Anarchy, Agent of Chaos

A Batman Begins/Dark Knight Fanfic

Rating: T, I'm not brave enough to write true M material... yet...

Pairings: Batman/Joker, Bruce/Jack, Jason/Harley, Harvey/Rachel, Bruce/(to be revealed)

Warnings: Slash, Hetero, Brucie!Bruce, Bad Puns, Weird Humor, College Jokes, Poor Grammar

Disclaimer: I do not own anything Batman related, not even a sock. I do own the plot of this story and it's prequel.

A/N: Dear lord, I didn't realise it had been this long since I last updated. I mean, I knew, I just didn't... know... O.o I APOLOGISE! I'M NOT WORTHY! I'M NOT WORTHY! I'M SCUM, I SUCK!! (LUV WAYNE! LUV HIM) I did discuss "explicit" ideas for this story with my mom, she brought it up, not me. I dunno, do you guys want lemons? Tell me if you do.

People have been saying that my characters seem OOC. They are OOC, this is AU, and I'm an odd person with a twisted sense of humor. My (so-called) mind writes this stuff, and makes my fingers type it out whenever it gets the impulse. Plus, people were wondering why they seem lovey-dovey. Akito has been my best friend since 5th grade, and we have been calling each other "Darling," "Dearest," "Sweetheart," "Muffin," "Etc," for years. Jack and Bruce have been dating for 3 years and living together for 2 years. They have every right to be lovey dovey, I know I would be. But because I love you all and crave only your happiness and acceptance, I'll try to tone it down.

ARGH! The radio just said "The choice is yours!" -screams loudly into a pillow- My elementary principal said that on the intercom every day for the 3 years I had him as my principal. I hated it then, and now they're bringing it up my high school announcements too! I think my heart dies a little inside every time I hear it. (That sounded straighter in my head)

Guess what, I'm in 99th percentile for reading/spelling/language for all of the United States of America high schoolers. Supposedly, I'm in the teeny tiny 1 percent of American students my age who can read better then most American adults. Yippee for me. I get this score every year, some testing thing my school does. And then we're compared to other schools and such around the USA. And I'm in 98th percentile for math and science. Again, it's what I get every year. Who cares? I'm not graded for it XD

Another excuse that should (barely) cover my absence: I've joined the crew of a play. Akito got a part and I told her I wanted to help out. So I visited the set, volunteered as an assisstant, and received a permanent position. Yay Me! I am the proud assisstant to the assisstant directors. Otherwise known as "The Prompter". Yesterday, I had to stay on stage all day as Miss Barrett, the main character. I had to act, it was probably horrible, but I have no idea. Our lead actress was cheerleading at a football game. I definitely prefer backstage or directing to acting.

To All Actors/Actresses: I applaud you, it's really hard to become another person, GOOD WORK, PEOPLE!

Phobia of the Day: Barophobia, how this kind of phobic survives is beyond me :D

Anarchy, Agent of Chaos
"The mastermind always wants more. It's criminal nature."
 -The Riddler, Detective Comics #828

Bruce's POV

I looked at Gotham Daily, our friend Harley's newspaper, on the tray, Jack must have picked it up this morning, and I spit out my juice.

IS DICK GRAYSON, BRUCE WAYNE'S FORMER CO-STAR, RETURNING TO GOTHAM?

Article By: Harleen Quinzel, Top Reporter

Dick Grayson, former sidekick on the show, Batman, is returning to Gotham today in hopes of rejoining the show. His arrival was not publicly announced, but Gotham Daily has it's sources. A train has been reserved for him by an anonymous donor, believed by some to be Bruce Wayne, Gotham's Star Child, himself.

Dick Grayson's breakout role was as Robin, Batman's sidekick. Two years ago, Grayson left to take a starring role in another television show, Teen Titans, that is loosely based on Batman. But the show failed to stay on the air, not enough viewers enjoyed it. It was cut after a single season, so Robin was quickly out the picture.

DC Studios never offered to reinstate Grayson's contract,

"He was the one who abandoned us, not the other way around. He should be the one crawling back like the pitiful worm he is!" These strong words are a quote from writer and directer, James Gordon. Gordon replaced Robin with the White Knight after only one week.

Grayson was unavailable for comment on his return, after all, it was a secret. This is Harleen Quinzel, Gotham Daily, Showing The Real Story

I wiped the last droplets of my freshly squeezed, organic, orange juice from my mouth. I'm rich, I can be picky about how I like my oj, it's a blue blood thing. Jack spoke up, worriedly,

"Bruce, why are you so upset about Dick Grayson?" I sighed and looped an arm around his waist.

"Dick Grayson is, for lack of a better word, a dick. And like all dicks, he wanted to be bigger, better than everyone else, especially me. So he thought he found an opportunity to prove himself better then I am. And that attempt failed. But, before he left, he was my best friend, Dick, Rachel, and I were the Three Musketeers, three trippin' peas in a farout pod, man. It was a painful betrayal that Rachel and I never saw coming."

"He does sounds like a dick. You actors and your fucking aggression issues." Jack sighed and lay his head on my shoulder. Ah, I love him. Wait...

"I'm not aggressive! I'm a sweet-hearted softie! Isn't that what you said yesterday?" Jack laughed,

"You don't count, you actually believe you -are- Batman! You built a Bat Cave under the house, for Christ's sake! Our closet has a door in the back that leads to another closet full of Batsuits! And don't think a second that I didn't notice the Batmobile and the Batbike in the garage! You're a little over the top, Brucie... but that's something I love about you." Aww...

Unknown Person's POV

I got off the Silver Streak, suitcase in hand, supposedly five out of the six passenger cars are reserved for some washed-out actor. Who needs FIVE cars? He even reserved the dining car! I haven't eaten in hours!

Scowling, I hefted my suitcase to my other hand as reached to open the door out of the station. Someone else's hand reached it at the same times as mine.

"Sorry," We blurted out at the same time, snatching our hands away. I looked at the stranger and blushed, wow, he's handsome. Soft hair and softer eyes that seemed to smile shone back at my stunned face. I'm a looker, too, but whew, hottie alert.

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to--" He interupted me with a low, breathy tenor.

"No, it was all my fault, miss." He opened the door and held it, "Ladies first."

"Thank you, that's a very gentlemanly thing to do. Chivalry, I guess. You got a name, Sir Paragon?" He laughed,

"Sir Paragon sounds great, but you can call me Dick." I held out my hand,

"I'm--"

A/N: Words cannot convey the deep sadness I hold in my heart about not updating. I just was really busy, but I love you all, how could I live without you?

Paragon: a model of perfection -- Just so people know :D

I was really bored when I got out of the shower, so I grabbed some scissors and chopped my hair off. Now I have a weird fifties style bob. If I get bored, strange things happen, but I like it, it's different. My mother doesn't like it, I did it before she got home so she couldn't stop me.

I change with the seasons. For spring, I dyed my hair blue. For summer, I cut my hair off to about my shoulders, it was down to my waist. For fall, I dyed it red and gold, purdy XD. And now, for winter, I have a chin length bob with great bangs. Yay!