A/N: And the first real chapter is here! So this story really does not have a whole lot of plot so your ideas are much appreciated. Any sort of funny/crazy/awkward situations can totally happen. So far the only countries I know for sure that will get fangirls are the Italy Brothers and Germany. If there is another country you want to have a fangirl let me know but I can't promise it will happen. Probably only four or five will have units but I'll try my best!
Thanks~
Warning: Expect awkwardness and really bad puns in future chapters.
Chapter 1: Crate Expectations
"There are two levels of fangirls; the garden variety and the mutated form. If you're lucky you will NEVER encounter the latter. The former is the safe watch-you-from-a-distance type while the latter is the crazy obsessed stalker. Pray you get the safer one." -Me
"Pasta!" Italy cheered as he dug into his breakfast with gusto. At the other end of the table Romano snapped at his brother to shut up and eat his food. Suddenly the doorbell rang. Italy jumped up and rushed to answer the door. After a moment of silence the Italian called for his brother.
"Roma, there's something you need to see." Romano growled and stomped to the front door.
"Don't call me Roma and what the he-" Romano stopped short when he noticed the enormous crate in their driveway. "WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?!" he shrieked. Italy shrugged.
"Ve, I don't know. A big crate?"
"Thanks Sherlock I can see that. Why is the crate here and what's in it?" Romano asked as he walked up to the crate in question and kicked it. Something inside the crate moved. Romano leaped back in surprise. Italy tugged off a packet of papers attached to the crate and scanned through them.
"Fratello," he began, "come look at this."
"What is it idiota?" Romano snarled.
"Instructions."
"For what?" Romano was beginning to get very annoyed with how his brother was not answering the simple question.
"A fangirl."
"Mi scusi?"
"It says it's a Fangirl Unit."
"WHAT THE HECK IS A FANGIRL UNIT?!" Romano exploded. The crate moved again this time more violently. From inside it came a muffled voice.
"Hello? Can someone please let me out of here?" Italy and Romano both looked at each other then back at the crate. There was a girl in there. Someone had sent them a girl…
"We're coming ragazza!" Romano called as he and his brother pried off the top of the crate. After much effort the top was off and a young girl with long chestnut hair and deep emerald eyes climbed out.
"Thanks for that, it was really creepy being in there alone." Said the strange girl.
"Ve~ Bella, don't take this the wrong way but who are you?" Italy asked.
"Me? I'm Riley Cole. And…" Riley trailed off appearing to notice just who were before her. "OHMY FREAKING GOSH! ITALY! ROMANO!" Riley flung herself at the countries hugging them tightly.
"Ve?!"
"Chigi?!"