chapter 2: Luigi
Luigi walked in the glittery and starry room and sat down in the comfy chair.
"Know your stars...know your stars...know your stars..." Said The voice
"AAH!! Who's there!?" Shrieked Luigi.
"Luigi, he hates Mario so much that he once put a cockroach that sang "Living La Vida Loca" on his bed."
"WHAT!? You must be kidding me! I would never do that to my brother! And what kind of cockroach can sing? That makes no sense!" Yelled Luigi.
"Cockroaches can't sing, but they can squeal."
"But that means you said it sang it, but cockroaches can only squeal so, HA!" Said Luigi with pride.
"...Luigi, he once married a hammmer."
"What are you saying!? Is it even possible to marry a hammer!? You're very weird!" Said Luigi with discomfort.
"Luigi, he once ate his head."
"Ok, this is getting rediculous! It's impossible to eat your own head anyway! Plus, even if I did, I wouldn't be here by now!" Yelled Luigi.
"Yeah sure, head eater!"
"I'm gonna use my Poltergeist 3000 if you don't shut up!" Yelled Luigi as he brought the machine out.
"Oh, what are you gonna do? Suck me up?"
"Maybe, maybe not..." Said Luigi with a brief smirk.
"Luigi, he raped toadette."
"EWWWWW!! You're a sicko! I would never rape someone!" Luigi shrieked.
"Then how come she is pregnant then?"
"She's not! She just gained a few pounds..." Said Luigi.
"Yeah, right and I'm Bowser, the spike shelled-dork!"
"WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME!!" Yelled Bowser who charged in the room.
"uh oh...this looks bad..." Whispere dthe voice.
"NO ONE INSULTS ME LIKE THAT!!" Yelled Bowser. He then blew out his flame breathe and burned the whole ceiling up!
"OH SNAP!!" Yelled The voice. He ran out of the room, but suddenly headed back and said:
"OH AND BY THE WAY NOW YOU KNOW LUIGI THE BROTHER HATING, HAMMER MARRYING HEAD EATING RAPER!! BUT NOW I MUST LEAVE CAUSE THERE IS TROUBLE AS I SPEAK BUT I'LL BE IN MORE TROUBLE IF I DON'T GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!" The voice screamed, then ran out of the room.
"NOOOOOOOO!! They don't know me!" Yelled Luigi as he ran out of the room.