SasoDei - Just Another Day

Part 2

A Collab between Keono and Woolfy

The blonde sat down at the empty table with a sigh and a tray of canteen food. Sasori had given him lunch money that morning, and he immediately began to eat the delicious food. "SEMPAI!" Oh fuck… Tobi looked cautiously from side to side, seeing if Sasori was around, before he sat down at the table with the blonde, "YAY! TOBI HAS SEMPAI ALL TO HIS SELF!" Tobi abruptly flung his arms around Deidara's waist, and the blonde struggled viciously against him. The idiot abruptly stilled, "…Sempai…" His hands began to feel the blonde's baby bump, and Tobi gave a loud gasp, "SEMPAI IS PREGNANT? OMG, YAY! IT MUST BE MINE!"

Deidara sneered and punched the male in the face, almost breaking his mask, "IT'S NOT FUCKING YOURS, YOU FUCKING IDIOT! YOU AND I'VE NEVER HAD SEX, AND WE NEVER WILL, UN!"

"That means…" Tobi's voice abruptly changed to a dark monotone, "…It's Sasori's?" Deidara simply glared at him, Tobi already knowing what his silence meant, "…Deidara," the blonde jumped slightly at the rare use of his name, "move in with me. Tobi can take care of both you and the baby; definitely more than Sasori can. He could never be a good father; he doesn't even care about you."

Deidara just stared blankly at the masked boy. "Where do you live, un?" He asked sarcastically.

Tobi gasped in joy and balled his fists to his chest. "Tobi lives in the South! Tobi's parents actually know your parents!"

Deidara's eyes widened. "Wait, so you actually live down there and you still come to this school?"

"Yep! Oh and Tobi has money and Sasori doesn't have a lot of that," Tobi said, nodding his head proudly. "So you'll live with a Tobi now?"

Deidara just sighed and glared at Tobi. "No. I would love to," He said sarcastically again, "but I would rather live with Sasori than you, even if it is in the South."

The taller teen whimpered and clung to Deidara. "BUT TOBI CAN TAKE CARE OF YOU~!" At that moment someone pulled the boy off of Deidara and he was flung to the floor.

"That bitch is a fucking cry baby," A voice muttered as a person sat down, ignoring Tobi who was crawling away. He eyed the blonde. "Aren't you supposed to fuckin' thank me?"

Deidara just glared at Hidan. "Sure. I'm guessing that Sasori talked to you?"

"Nope, Konan. Bitch threatened me that if I didn't help her that she would tell someone 'bout me and Kuzu fucking."

"So you just gave in, un?"

"Hell no," Hidan said, "I knew she wasn't going to do that because that would fucking break us up. I fucking agreed because I actually get to beat up that little shit for a reason. Well, more of a reason... You gonna fucking eat that?"

Deidara growled and moved his food over. "My food, un!" He began eating quickly again and tried not to flinch as he felt the baby "move". He began eating slower and the feeling went away.

"Fine, bitch," Hidan growled. He just got up and a few minutes later with a sloppy joe and Deidara gagged before finding the nearest trashcan.

"You bastard!" He yelled his head still in the bin.

"The hell did I do?" Hidan yelled back as he began eating his food like a pig.

Deidara got out and glared at the albino. "You had to get that shit, un! It smells like rotten fish!"

Deidara continued to glare at the albino, though Hidan just rolled his eyes and continued to eat without making any remarks. A few minutes later, both Kisame and Konan came along, sitting down at the same table as the two males. "Yo," Kisame grinned at the blonde, "you going to eat that?"

Deidara gave a groan, having now lost his appetite, sliding the tray over to the shark man, "Knock your self out, un..."

"So Dei," Konan took a bite of her apple that she had most likely taken from her mother's shop, "Sasori has an interview today, right?" The blonde gave a nod, "Where at?"

"How the fuck should I know?" Deidara cringed as he once again felt the baby begin to move around in his belly, "All I know is that it is some boring desk job. But the pay is like $25 an hour, which is more than both Sasori and I used to make in a day, and also it comes with health care." He shrugged and placed his head on the table, giving a groan.

"But I though Sasori fucking loved his job at that fucking crap-tastic library...And I thought you two were getting along okay on the money you were fucking earning...And why the fuck have you fucking stopped working as well?" Hidan narrowed his eyes at Deidara accusingly.

Deidara scowled at the albino, no longer caring who knew, "I'm fucking carrying Satan's offspring inside of me, un."

Hidan blinked at him in confusion, "...You slept with Satan? Does Sasori know that you cheated on him with the devil?"

"SASORI FUCKING IS THE DEVIL!" Deidara took a deep breath to regain his composure, "It's Sasori's...Unfortunately..."

"Wait...So are you going to fucking burst open randomly like in those Alien movies where they have the alien in their bodies? Cause that would be fucking sweet to watch!" Deidara simply flipped him the bird and a good glare, "But how the fuck did you get pregnant? You might look like a girl, but you sure as shit ain't one! Wait...Can guys fucking get pregnant now? Do I need to buy a pregnancy test or something? I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING CARRY KUZU'S BABY! HE'D BE TOO MUCH OF A TIGHT ASS TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT!"

"Now you know how I feel, un..."

After lunch everyone headed to their classes, this time Kisame being the one who shared a class with Deidara. "So I also heard that Sasori wants you to do your homework," The shark chuckled as he and Deidara sat down in some random chairs.

"Well it isn't going to happen, un," Deidara replied. "There's no point in me continuing school anymore since Sasori's going to make me stay home soon with the little... thing," Deidara spat.

"Ouch." Kisame winced. "It seems you really don't want it do you? Shouldn't Sasori be worried to leave you alone-"

"He had Konan babysit me last night."

"What about when the babies born?"

"Adoption, un," Deidara said hopefully.

Kisame chuckled. "Sasori may not like that."

"I don't care! I have to fucking let this thing live in me so I think that I should be able to decide what to do with it, un!" Deidara growled just getting pissed off from the subject. He grabbed his pencil and began jotting down notes even though he had told Kisame he wasn't going to do his homework.

Soon school was done and Deidara was waiting for Sasori to pick him up. That's when he realized Sasori may not be walking him back to the apartment at all. Sighing, Deidara began walking, wondering why he felt like he wanted Sasori to be there to protect him... "I CAN FUCKING TAKE CARE OF MYSELF!" Deidara began walking faster, the apartment buildings coming into view. He walked past the usual gang who wouldn't even look in his direction anymore and Deidara almost smirked. He trudged up the stairs, already getting tired. "This thing is making me tired," He grumbled as he finally got to the door before sticking his key in, unlocking the door. His eyes widened. He was all alone. And Sasori's workroom was just right there! Deidara stormed in, not even bothering to close the door. He ran to the workroom and turned the handle only to smash against the door. He gave a groan and tried to turn the handle onto to see the door was locked. "Bastard," Deidara muttered as he walked back to the open door and closed it. He had no idea if Konan was coming over simply because he didn't remember, but it wasn't like he could find something to kill the baby.

So far the rest of the afternoon he just did homework with the TV on, but he ended up paying more attention to the latter. His stomach gave a grumble but he really didn't feel like eating. It would be a punishment for the parasite for making him throw up in public.

Around five o'clock Deidara heard the doorknob jiggle and he ran to see if it was Sasori since he didn't like being alone for so long. "Danna!" Deidara hugged the redhead. "Why the hell was I alone for so long?"

Sasori smirked down at the blonde and not only did he hug the boy, he picked him up. Deidara quickly wrapped his legs around his waist, having not expected to be picked up by the red head, "I had to stop off at the library to tell them that I was quitting." Sasori continued to smirk and the blonde blinked down at him, "I got the job~"

Deidara gave a slow nod, "Well…Good then, un…"

Sasori blinked at the blonde before giving a childish pout, "And here I thought that you would be more excited than that…" Deidara rolled his eyes and leaned downwards, pressing their lips together in a kiss. Sasori eagerly kissed back, shoving his tongue into the blonde's mouth, kissing him deeply. Deidara moaned and tightened his grip around the red head's neck, pressing back keenly. Their tongues fought for dominance for a few moments before the red head pulled away, smirking widely, "Now that's more like it~" Sasori once again pressed their lips together, kissing for at least another minute before putting the blonde back down onto the ground, pulling their lips apart, "Love you~"

Deidara rolled his eyes, but was interrupted when his stomach rumbled ominously, and he swore he felt the baby roll over in his belly. Sasori gave him an obvious look, and the blonde pouted with a sigh, "I'm hungry~"

The red head smirked and pecked him on the lips, "Well then, why don't we order a pizza in celebration? And then when we have enough money, and your morning sickness phase is over, I'll take you to a nice restaurant~"

Deidara's eyes explicably brightened at both the words 'pizza' and 'restaurant'. It was quite rare for them to actually order a pizza since a freshly made one cost at least $10, which would have been half of there daily earnings, and they had just never ever even gone to a restaurant together before. The blonde nodded quickly in approval, "Yeah! I want pizza, un!"

"Good, I'll call the place up now and have one delivered~" Sasori kissed the blonde again for a few moments before moving over to the phone, "They only probably hired me cause my tie was so expertly tied~" The red head smirked at the younger male, and Deidara just rolled his eyes as he sat down at the table. The blonde glared down at his stomach as he thought he felt the baby move again.

"This thing won't stop moving!" Deidara growled and hit his stomach, which of course just ended up hurting himself, giving a loud groan of pain. "Remind me…Not to do that again, un…"

Sasori finished ordering the pizza and sat down at the table, smirking at the blonde, "Does this mean you're going to stop trying to stab your self every five minutes?" Deidara glared at the red head and shook his head, "Oh well. Hitting yourself won't hurt the baby anyway; it's protected by amniotic fluid."

"It was worth a shot, un…I still-" Deidara was interrupted by a sudden knock at the door, "…Is that the pizza?"

"If it is, then I'm going to give them a good tip for arriving in less than a minute…" Sasori stood up and moved to the door, "It might be Konan wanting to baby-sit you again." The red head chuckled as he opened the door, his smirk immediately falling as soon as he saw who it was. Sasori blinked in slight confusion at the sight of Deidara's mother and father.

"Oh, um, hello, Sasori," Deidara's father said with a small smile. "We wanted to know if Deidara was here- well um just around?"

Sasori gave a confused look but just moved out of the way so he could let the blonde's parents in. "Um, yeah, he's in the kitchen," Sasori said, leading them to the blonde.

"Mom? Dad, un?" Deidara stood up, confused. He thought that he had made it very clear that he didn't want to see his parents anymore but it seemed that they still wanted to visit.

"Hi, sweetie," Deidara's mother said as she waved her hand slightly. "We just wanted to visit and have a small talk, is all," She explained beforehand.

"I'm not moving back home," Deidara said crossing his arms. He glared at Sasori, pissed that he had let them in and he just shrugged before walking to his side.

"They just want to visit, Ba-" He cleared his throat. "Deidara," He corrected himself and his parents didn't seem to notice. Sasori gestured for the blonde's parents to sit down and they did.

"So... how's school?" His mother asked as she smiled slightly.

Deidara rolled his eyes. "Fine-"

"Are you doing your homework?" Deidara's father asked.

Deidara glared at the older male. "Yes, Dad- just why are you guys here, un? I know it's not to make small talk," Deidara said and Sasori resisted the urge to smack the blonde on the head.

"Now, Deidara, you can't just talk to your parents that way. Is there something you guys need?" He asked politely, flashing a smile at the parents.

Hanako smiled back kindly and nodded. "We wanted to know if you guys needed any money."

"Dear-"

"He asked," The woman said as she gave her husband a small glance. "Anyway, we know that money may be tight but-"

"Hell no! Don't treat us like some charity case, un! Sasori and I are going by fine even with the fucking baby and I..." Deidara's eyes widened and he almost sank back into his chair. "I mean... Yay money..."

Deidara's father looked at him confused. "Baby? Wait, what?" He looked at his son in disbelief, who had gone whiter than a sheet of paper. He turned his gaze on the redhead.

Sasori gulped. "It's not-"

"You got my son pregnant?" Deidara's mother said in almost amazement but corrected herself. "I, um... Since when did you two start..."

Deidara just glared at his parents. "When? Fucking when? This bastard tried to rape me on day one, but no one listened to me, un! IT'S A WONDER WHY I JUST GOT PREGNANT NOW! HOW THE HELL COULD I EVEN GET PREGNANT, UN?"

"Wait…Rape?" Deidara's father went even paler, seeming to purposely avoid the question made by the blonde, "You raped my son?"

Sasori blanched at the awkwardness of the situation and the tone of the older male's voice, made much worse once Akio stood up off of the chair, repeating himself in a dark tone. The red head was, for once, saved by Deidara, the blonde standing up as well and slumping down into Sasori's lap for emphasis, "Yeah; I tried to fucking tell you, but no one would believe the fucking 'Spoilt Brat', un!"

"YOU RAPED MY SON AND GOT HIM PREGNANT?" His father looked just about to burst, and Sasori finally realised where it was that Deidara had inherited his bad temper from.

"NO I DIDN'T GET PREGNANT FROM HIM RAPING ME!" Deidara sneered and wrapped his arms around the red head, "I'M FUCKING PREGNANT BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE HIM! Now…TELL ME HOW THE FUCK I AM PREGNANT, UN!" Sasori wrapped his arms around the blonde's growing waist in an act of protection and in an effort to calm him down. It worked and he managed to remain quiet enough to let his parents answer.

Akio flushed and slumped down in his seat once the topic was brought back to the main point, and Hanako looked down, "I'll tell you…" All eyes turned to the woman, and she continued, "Deidara…We haven't been entirely honest with you as to how we accumulated our opulence…When your father and I first started going out, we both lived in the East…I admit, it isn't as bad as the North, but we still both wanted to get out…I fell pregnant with you, and your father and I got married as soon as we found out…When you were a baby, a woman came to us…She said that she would give us enough money to live in the South; in exchange, she just wanted to perform some experiments on you…You weren't even one at the time…We were desperate, and she promised that you wouldn't be harmed in any way…" The silence in the room was extremely intense, and she had no choice but to continue, "We didn't want you growing up in the East either; we just wanted what was best for you…After a month, we finally got you back, and she told us that they would need no further experiments, and that we would live a normal life in the South…And that you would also be normal unless…Unless…" The woman abruptly burst out into tears and grabbed onto her husband, beginning to sob into his sleeve.

Akio decided to pick up where his wife had left off, seeming to have cooled down from his earlier anger, "She said that you would be normal as long as you didn't fall for anyone who…was also male…We know we've been quite slack with who it was you were interested in…Mostly because with your personality, we automatically assumed that you would be…" The man flushed and swallowed, "…'On top'…So we were never worried but…I guess this is what she meant by 'unless'…"

Both Sasori and Deidara stared at the blonde's parents in absolute shock, having never expected something like the information they had just been told. The younger male was absolutely speechless, so Sasori was the first to talk, "…Why would you do that to your own son?"

Hanako pulled away from her husbands arm, managing to control her sobbing, "W-We just wanted to g-give our son the best possible life, and we d-didn't think that that was l-likely in the E-East." She cringed at the looks that she received.

"So you didn't want me living in the fucking East," Deidara shot her a dangerous glare, "but kicking me out and forcing me to live in the North with the guy who had fucking RAPED ME WAS A-O-FUCKING-KAY? FUCK OFF!" Deidara stood up and stormed off to the bedroom, slamming the door behind him.

Sasori cringed and gave a sigh before turning back to the blonde's parents, "…You should leave…and never come back…"

"You expect us to leave now and never see our son again?" Akio frowned deeply at the red head, "He is carrying our only possibility of having a grandchild!"

"And you expect me to just let you see our child because you let some crazy woman do experiments on Deidara?" Sasori sighed and stood up. "You should go before Deidara breaks something."

Akio looked like he wanted to keep on arguing but his wife stopped him. "Let's go, Dear. We'll talk to Deidara later," She whispered and her husband just nodded slowly. He shot Sasori a glare before leaving. The redhead sighed and went to the bedroom to find Deidara lying on the bed, face down.

"Deidara?" Deidara's shoulders trembled and a sniffle was heard. "Aw~ Babe~" Sasori cooed as he pulled Deidara into his lap. The blonde had tears running down his face but he was still trying his hardest to look angry.

"Those f-f-fucking bastards," He sobbed as he began wiping away tears but they still continued on coming anyway. "Th-they ruined my life, un!" He exclaimed as he threw his arms around Sasori's neck. "They l-let some chick m-mess me up and then th-they spoil me so then they k-kick me out and now I'm PREGNANT!" Deidara screamed and cried into Sasori's neck. Deidara felt the arms around him get tighter and pull him closer to the other body.

Sasori brought Deidara's face up to his so he could talk to him. "You don't have to see them again. If they do come over again we can always say that there's random people here... Or just not let them in?"

Deidara sniffled and looked down. "Doesn't matter, they probably hate me and don't want to see me again, un."

Sasori gave a hum and looked down at the blonde when there was a knock at the door. "Do you want some pizza?" Deidara just nodded but held onto his lover. "Let go~" Deidara shook his head and kept his grip. Sighing, Sasori picked him up walked to the kitchen before setting him down on a chair. He got his wallet and went to the door.

"Pizza!" Sasori rolled his eyes and took the pizza after handing ten dollars to the deliverer and then he closed the door. Deidara looked up from the table when he smelt the food.

"Yay! Feed me, un!" Sasori set the pizza down and opened the box and Deidara's face fell. "This is pepperoni... I wanted pepperoni with olives!" Deidara gave a whimper and began to cry once more. Sasori sighed and sat down before grabbing a slice and shoving it into the blonde's mouth. Deidara moaned slightly and began eating the cheesy delight. "Iss good," He muttered around the food before he continued to chew. Sasori smiled and grabbed a slice for himself.

The red head ate the slice, relishing the rare deliciousness, before smirking at the blonde, "It is good~" Deidara nodded and they both continued to eat.

-x-

Sasori ended up eating three slices, letting the blonde have the other five, he decided that it was too early for bed, but too late at night to do anything else, "Wanna watch some TV?" Deidara gave a nod as he finished up his last piece of pizza and after picking off any loose bits of cheese, tossed the box into the bin.

Both males curled up together on the couch watching their crappy TV. The blonde was still quite emotionally drained, and halfway through the movie, he turned and buried his head in the red head's neck. Sasori smiled and used the remote to turn the TV off, getting to his feet, much to the blondes chagrin. He came back a few moments later with a blanket, lying back down and covering the both of them with it. Deidara gave a small yawn and once more buried his head in the older male's neck, the red head wrapping his arms around the blonde. After a few minutes, they both fell asleep.

-x-

"Babe~" The blonde looked up from his bowl of cereal, raising an eyebrow as Sasori came into the kitchen with a smirk, "I need you to tie my tie again~"

Deidara blinked at him before giving a scowl, standing up, "Fine, but just one more time. Then you gotta learn how to tie it yourself."

"But you tie it so well, Babe~" The blonde snickered and did up Sasori's tie, not prepared for when the red head wrapped his arms around him and connected their lips in a kiss. Deidara eagerly pressed back, giving a moan as he opened his mouth to allow Sasori entrance. The older male slid his tongue against the blonde's, kissing him deeply for at least a minute before pulling away, "Thanks Babe~ Now we need to get you to school~ My shift begins at 9am and ends at 5pm, so I should be home around that time since it isn't too far a walking distance." Deidara gave a nod and moved to shovel the rest of the cereal into his mouth.

-x-

Deidara was home by 4 o'clock, giving a sigh of exhaustion as he slumped down on the couch. Gawd, school had been rough today. Tobi had once again tried to persuade him to move in with him (before rightly getting his ass kicked by Kisame), Konan had been trying to make him think up baby names, and Hidan had been well…Hidan.

The blonde gave a relaxing sigh, but his peace was disturbed once someone knocked at the door. Deidara scowled slightly and stood, moving over to the doorway, "I thought you said that you wouldn't be home till later, Danna, un. Did you get fired already?" He opened the door, paling once he saw who it was, "Dad, un?" Deidara scowled deeply and made a move to slam the door in Akio's face, but the older man was stronger than the blonde. He pushed the door open, and the next thing Deidara knew, he was covering both his mouth and nose with something that smelt extremely strong. The blonde tried desperately to struggle against his father, but after a few moments, he lost consciousness.

-x-

Sasori sighed as he finally got home, glad that he could see his love now. "Babe~" Sasori called out as he entered the apartment, taking off his jacket. "I got you some..." Sasori trailed off as he began looking around the kitchen. "Dei?" Sasori soon checked all the rooms, even the closet and still came up short. He soon began to panic that Deidara was actually trying to get a back alley abortion. At that moment the phone rang and Sasori ran to it, slightly peeved off. "Hello?"

"Hi, Danna," Sasori gave a huge sigh.

"Where the hell are you?"

"Oh, my parents kidnapped me, apparently, but I'll be home by dinner time, un... I want eggs and mustard."

Sasori almost sighed in relief. "Do you need me to get you? No, I'm coming to get you-"

"No! My parents will just kidnap me again! Besides they're keeping me locked in my old room, even though there's a phone in here and they're demanding that I just stay here... They just want this thing inside me!"

Sasori groaned. "Dei-"

"I'll get out, just start walking and we'll meet up. Bye, Danna! Love you, un!" At that the phone went dead and Sasori groaned. He grabbed his jacket and left the apartment once more.

-x-

"Deidara, calm down!" Hanako screamed as a lamp was thrown at her.

"I wanna go home!"

"You are home!" Akio said, holding up his hand calmly.

"Nooo~! You just want the baby! You're probably going to do experiments on it and Sasori will be pissed at me, un!" Deidara quickly dove on the other side of his bed as he ran out of stuff to throw. He began going through drawers and sighed when he saw some matches. Quickly grabbing them, Deidara lit the bed on fire, causing the smoke detectors to go off and water to spray down.

"Deidara!" His mother screamed as her new hairstyle was ruined. The blonde smirked and began breaking more things in the room before running past his parents to ruin more furniture. Half an hour later his parents stopped trying as they sat at the bottom of the stairs, the water still raining down on them as their son was working on destroying the third floor. "How many fires so far?" Hanako asked tiredly.

Akio looked at his watch and whistled. "Five, new record."

"D-dear, I'm really tired and I'm really starting to doubt that keeping Dei here is a good plan. He seems fine at Sasori's-"

"But that man raped him!"

"Dei said so himself that he loved him and I am pretty sure this is the first thing Deidara has loved and that says something." Hanako winced as she heard another window break. "I think he threw out a chair this time."

"It's his first time loving, so he's probably confused-"

"And now he's destroying our house just to get out."

Akio just scoffed and threw his hands up in the air. "Fine! He can leave! I don't know why he's still here!"

Hanako jumped at the sound of the approval, and ran off to find Deidara, catching him stuffing watermelon into his mouth, "Sweetie!" The blonde blinked and turned, shooting her a glare before spitting a few seeds at her, also mumbling something incoherent about wanting to leave, "Your father and I have agreed that you are allowed to return to Sasori…" The blonde blinked at her and dropped the watermelon in a silent cheer, "Let me finish!" Deidara raised an eyebrow and crossed his arms, still chewing the watermelon in his mouth, "You have to visit us every now and again…We don't want to have your baby experimented on; we just want to be good grandparents and give your child whatever its heart desires."

Deidara swallowed and glared faintly at the woman, "So basically you just want to turn this thing inside of me into a spoilt brat as well, un? Fuck off!" The blonde gave a slight frown of thought, before continuing, "…I don't fucking forgive you for what you did to me…But…Fine…We'll visit you every once in a while…Like…Every three months or something like that, un…As long as you have watermelon; I fucking hate the watermelons in the North, they're so plain."

Hanako flung her arms around her only child, holding him tightly and crying with almost joy, "OH! WE'LL GIVE YOU TWO WATERMELONS! How far along are you anyway?" She pulled away, and the blonde blinked down at her, irritated.

"Almost nineteen weeks, un." Hanako's eyes widened in shock, and the blonde just groaned, "Now get off of me AND LET ME FUCKING LEAVE!" The woman nodded and Deidara raced out of the kitchen, moving through the labyrinth with little trouble after being brought up in the house. He flung the front door open, immediately seeing Sasori currently walking up the path to the front, appearing as if he had ran all the way there, "DANNA~!" The blonde ran forward and flung his arms around the red head's neck, Sasori immediately wrapping his arms tightly around Deidara. Their lips connected in a rough, yet chaste kiss, both happy to be back with their lover.

Akio gave a harsh sigh at the sight of the two males, both parents having followed after the blonde and now standing at the front door. "I don't get that son of ours…First he is so devastated by the fact that we kicked him out, that he holds his breath until he passes out…And now we give him the chance to come home, and he would rather live in the North with a man who raped him!"

Hanako gave a harsh sigh, shaking her head, "Were we really that bad at being parents? Well, I hope that they will do better than what we did…" She waved goodbye to her son, her son's lover, and their future grandchild, before disappearing back into the house.

Akio followed after his wife without giving the males another glance, and the red head finally pulled away from the kiss, giving a smirk, "Awww~ I wanted to rescue you myself~"

Deidara rolled his eyes before burying his head in the red head's neck, giving a sigh, "I agreed that we would visit them in like three months…As long as they have watermelon, un…"

"Are you sure you're okay with that after all the shit they've put you through, Babe?" He frowned at the blonde, tilting his head up so they were making eye contact and Deidara managed a small nod.

"They might be the most crap-tastic parents in the world, but they are better than nothing…" The blonde pouted and gave a slight glare at nothing in particular, "Barely…But still slightly better, un…"

After that Akio had offered that a limo take Deidara and Sasori home which the blonde was about to deny but Sasori just covered his mouth and said that they would love to. He had had to practically run from city to city; of course he was tired and would love a limo ride! Deidara just grumbled something and they both got a free ride to their home.

-x-

"Arg! This fucking thing hates watermelon apparently!" Deidara groaned as he clutched at his stomach.

Sasori sighed. "Well maybe you ate too much while you were over there," He suggested. The redhead began taking out a frying pan and eggs while Deidara looked at his lover with a grin.

"Food, un!"

Sasori rolled his eyes. "First I have to cook it." Once the pan was warmed up, Sasori began cracking many eggs since Deidara had a huge appetite, and he scrambled them all. He poured some mustard over them and Deidara quickly snatched the plate from the redhead as if it were his last meal. He began eating and Sasori sat him down, his own plate of eggs in front of him.

"Are you going to finish your eggs, un?" Sasori looked up from the bite he was about to take and saw Deidara's plate empty with mustard covering his face. Sasori sighed. "I haven't even started," He muttered as he pushed his plate to the blonde. "I'll have some cereal or something."

"Thanks, Danna!" Sasori just chuckled and got up to give Deidara a napkin so that he could clean up.

Sasori just took his cereal and went to his workshop, realizing he had some "homework" from work. Once Sasori sat down he heard shattering of glass and he stood back up. "What're you doing-"

"Why'd you go?" Deidara screamed as he hugged himself close to his lover. "Did I do something? I bet it was my parents! I'm sorry that they did that Danna but they want the fucking parasite and I..." Sasori sighed as he let Deidara ramble on and on.

"If you wanted me to stay you could've just said so, Babe," He said as he grabbed Deidara's chin and made the blonde look at him.

Deidara sniffled. "I'm tiiiired~!"

"You're acting like a baby, Babe." Sasori just chuckled as Deidara pouted.

"This thing is taking over my mind~" He began to sob and Sasori walked him to their bedroom.

"No, you've just been through a lot today. It's already... six o'clock which is way past your bedtime so off we go," Sasori said as he and Deidara lied down on the bed.

The red head ran his hands through the blonde's hair, placing a kiss on his forehead and he pulled the blanket up over them. Deidara buried his head in Sasori's neck, giving a sigh of content at being once more in his Danna's arms, "I forgot how tired tantrums make me, un~" The red head rolled his eyes and continued to stroke the boy's hair. Deidara soon fell asleep, though it took the older male at least an hour to also fall unconscious.

-x-

The blonde was grumbling as he walked home, with Konan following at his side. For some reason she had absolutely insisted on visiting the apartment, and Deidara was not in any mood to denying her. He was now twenty three weeks into pregnancy, and people were beginning to notice that he was getting 'fat'.

His mood swings were finally beginning to cool down, though it still didn't take much for him to snap at someone. "So are you going to tell Sasori?" The blonde blinked at the bluenette, shaking his head with a sneer, "Awww, come on! You gotta tell him! You're baby is kicking; that's a huge thing!"

"I don't care; I still hate this thing inside of me…Do you know how many people called me fat today? THREE, UN!" Deidara sneered and after a few moments, he slipping his hand up his shirt in order to press his palm against his growing baby bump. After a few moments he felt a kick against his hand, and he couldn't help but cringe. "When do you think word will finally get out that I'm actually pregnant?"

"Dunno, Dei," Konan gave a shrug and stopped the blonde, "so can I feel the baby?" Deidara gave a groan and lifted up his shirt partly, too lazy to bother getting into an argument. She pressed her hands against his baby bump, and after a while, she gave a loud whine, "AWWW! THAT'S THE CUTEST THING EVER! I'M GONNA BE AN AUNTY~! You have to tell Sasori, he'll find out eventually."

"Yeah, but when he does find out, he'll fuss over me hell heaps, un…Or it'll finally hit him that I'm actually pregnant, and he'll realise that he doesn't want a baby, so he'll kick me out onto the streets…" Deidara frowned and gave a sigh as they finally reached the apartment complex, both of them beginning up the steps.

-x-

Deidara was surprised to find that Sasori was already home waiting for him. The red head immediately stood up from the couch as the door opened, smiling at the blonde as they shut the door behind them. "Hey Babe~" The older male wrapped his arms around the blonde, kissing him lightly for a few moments before pulling away, smirking at Deidara, "Konan and I have a present for you~"

The blonde blinked in surprise, before narrowing his eyes suspiciously, "What kind of a 'present', un?" Sasori smirked before turning the boy and covering his eyes so that he couldn't see.

"No peeking~" The red head began to lead the blonde to some unknown destination, though the boy could tell that they didn't leave the apartment. He heard the sound of a door unlocking, and Deidara was led forward a few more paces before Sasori removed his hands from over the blonde's eyes, instead wrapping them around the boy's waist, "Do you likey?"

The workroom had been not only redecorated, but also repainted. The walls were now painted a soft pastel blue that went well with the dark carpeting which had not been changed. There was a crib with a small mobile hanging above it, a changing table, and a few other things you would find in a nursery.

"Where did you get the money for all of this, un?" Deidara asked with a sigh. He was slightly irked that Sasori actually gave up his own personal room for the baby. It seemed adoption was out of the picture but that didn't mean that he would actually take care of the thing. He didn't ever picture his life with Sasori and a baby and he couldn't. The thought made him sick.

"Konan's parents gave us most of this stuff; just to start us off is all. They had some left over supplies like diapers from Konan's sister and some baby clothes but those are for girls-"

"You can still keep them, you know, in case it is a girl," Konan jumped in smiling. "Even though I'm kind of hoping for a girl, but I'll leave it up to you two~"

Deidara raised a brow. "If I had a choice of what gender it should be, I would choose gone-"

"But we'll keep these clothes till the baby's born and we know the gender," Sasori interjected and Deidara just glared at him and pulled away before stepping more into the room. He crossed his arms and scanned the room, finding any form of imperfection. He sighed when he saw Sasori's scraggily stuffed animal in the crib, sitting in the corner. Deidara couldn't imagine staring down at their baby and not feel like leaving it. "Is it good?" Sasori asked as he watched from the opposite side of the room.

Deidara shrugged. "It's fine, but I won't be spending much time in here anyway. Where's your shit?"

Sasori's eyebrow twitched. "My 'stuff'; the things that I am going to be working with more are in the closet and the rest is in a small storage space I rented."

Deidara almost groaned. "How much money are you spending on this thing?"

"It's only ten dollars a month for the storage."

Deidara continued to cross his arms. "Fine, un."

-x-

Once Deidara had eaten his early dinner, he and Sasori had watched some TV (Konan had left after Deidara had seen the room). Right now they were watching a cheesy movie on the Lifetime movie network but Deidara found it the most interesting thing in the world. Sasori, being bored, looked at the blonde who was entranced by the show and he smirked. He slowly leaned down and licked his love's neck, snapping Deidara out of his daze. "Ah~ D-Danna not now~!" Sasori chuckled and shoved his hand up his shirt. He was going for his nipples but stopped when he felt movement from the blonde's stomach. Another one and Deidara almost whined. "Why'd you stop?"

Sasori blinked at the blonde's stomach as he lifted the boy's shirt up, before placing his palms against Deidara's bump. After a few moments, he once again felt something kick his hand lightly. The blonde guessed what had happened, and he couldn't help but pale, not looking forward to the red head's reaction. Sasori didn't remove his hands; instead he just continued to wait for it to move once again. After a few moments his wish was granted, and he immediately leaned down, beginning to cover the blonde's face with butterfly kisses. Deidara grumbled and cringed childishly until the red head stopped kissing him, the older male smirking down at him. "You could have told me, Babe~"

Deidara sneered and looked away from Sasori, "It only started two days ago, un…I knew that you would either kick me out, or fuss over me heaps…" The red head rolled his eyes, though couldn't stop smirking giddily.

"Why would I kick you out? That thing moving around inside of you is my offspring~" Sasori captured the blonde's lips in a kiss, the younger male instinctively wrapping his arms around the red head's neck as he pressed back eagerly. The older male shoved his tongue into Deidara's mouth, kissing him deeply, causing the other to moan needily before Sasori pulled away, still smirking. He stood up off of the couch, picking the younger male up bridal style, chuckling slyly, "But about pampering you?…Well don't worry~ You'll just have to lie there and let me do all the work~"

Deidara shuddered slightly before clenching his hands tightly on the front of the red head's shirt, "Wait…You gotta wear protection; I don't want to get pregnant again, un."

Sasori gave the blonde an obvious look, rolling his eyes after a few moments, "You can't get pregnant if you are already pregnant, Brat."

"…Fine." Deidara grumbled slightly and buried his face in the red head's neck, no further objections. It felt like forever since they had last actually had sex; the blonde really hadn't had much of a libido lately and the only thing that seemed to be on Sasori's mind was the parasite growing inside of the younger male.

The red head carried his lover to their bedroom, laying him down on the mattress without once halting his smirk. Sasori kicked off his shoes and crawled on top of the younger male, chuckling slyly before moving his mouth to the blonde's neck. Deidara moaned as the red head began to lick and nip at his neck, moving his head to the side to allow his lover better access. Sasori slipped his hands up the blonde's shirt and began to tease the male's pink buds, earning low moans of pleasure.

He pinched one of the nubs almost painfully and Deidara gave a yelp. The blonde heard a chuckle from above and was about to yell until Sasori crashed his lips to his. Deidara gave a low groan but didn't complain as Sasori's hands began roaming again. Deidara moved his hands up against Sasori's chest, holding onto his shirt before tugging upwards. The redhead moved away and quickly lifted his shirt off before moving back again to kiss him. Deidara gave a whine and he pulled away. "Yes~?" He asked as he began nipping the blonde's neck.

Deidara groaned. "M-my shirt~" He moaned as Sasori began sucking on one spot. He felt Sasori get up slightly before latching onto his neck, biting. Deidara moaned in pain and pleasure as he gripped the redhead's hair. "Sh-shirt~!" Hearing a sigh Sasori pulled away and practically ripped Deidara's shirt off him before kissing him roughly. Deidara moaned and gripped his hair, giving a tug. He soon felt Sasori lick his bottom lip and he whimpered before opening his mouth, allowing the redhead in. Deidara almost began to squirm as Sasori began molesting his mouth. Deidara moved his tongue to meet his lover's and Sasori growled into the kiss before moving above him more, now almost laying on him. He gave a low moan as the redhead's hands began moving down his body again. Sasori moved away letting Deidara have some oxygen and moving down to his neck again, the blonde just laying there, moaning as he tried to regain his breathing.

"Are you tired already?" Sasori asked between nips.

Deidara shook his head and moaned before turning his head to give the redhead more access. "N-no, I'm just resting till- Argh!" Deidara cried and gripped the sheets under him. "Why do you always fucking bite?"

Sasori chuckled and moved away from the bite, licking away any blood. "I'm just marking you as mine, is all~"

Deidara groaned and moved his hands to grip at the red head's back, "The fact that your fucking offspring is growing inside of me isn't good enough, un?" Sasori rolled his eyes, still smirking and began kissing his way down the blonde's body, slowly going over his baby bump, soon reaching the hem of his pants. The red head chuckled, rubbing his hand against the bulge in the younger male's trousers, causing Deidara to give a slight whimper, tugging at Sasori's hair, "No more foreplay, un~"

The red head raised an eyebrow up at the blonde, tilting his head slightly, "Huh? But foreplay is so much fun, Babe~"

"No," Deidara cringed as the older male once again rubbed his length through his pants, "Y-You always end up t-teasing me~"

Sasori smirked and chuckled slightly before he slipped his hand into the blonde's pants, beginning to stroke him at a slow pace, "But teasing you is so much fun, Babe~" Deidara gave a low moan as the red head continued to stroke him sluggishly, "You know you love it~"

The blonde moaned again in torture, tugging at Sasori's hair while bucking his hips to try and make the red head either speed up or stop teasing him. The older male gave a chuckle before giving a faux sigh of disappointment, removing his hand from the blonde's pants, causing the latter to give a groan of frustration, cringing, "Hurry up, un~!"

"Patience is a virtue, Babe~" Sasori pulled the younger male's trousers off, tossing them carelessly away, along with his boxers. He began to suck on his own fingers, deciding that it had been too long since they had last had sex for the blonde to take it dry. He pulled his fingers from his mouth and leaned upwards, beginning to suck once again at Deidara's neck, causing the blonde to moan. Sasori moved his digits to the blonde's entrance, sliding two into the younger male's heat, resulting in the blonde giving a cry. Deidara's grip on the red head tightened as Sasori began to stretch him methodically, the blonde rocking his hips against the fingers to try and make the red head hit his sweet spot, though without success. The older male gave a sadistic chuckle, "What's wrong, Babe?" Deidara opened his mouth in order to scream abuse at the red head, but this was replaced by a cry of pleasure as Sasori purposely rammed his fingers into the younger male's prostate gland.

"Ah~ F-fuck, Danna!" Deidara cried, his grip on Sasori's hair growing even tighter. He bucked his hips in time with Sasori's fingers and gave a loud moan as he gave an even harder thrust. Sasori added his third finger but it seemed Deidara didn't really seem to notice. "M-more... Give me more, Danna~!"

Sasori almost groaned. "Brat, let go of my hair," He growled as he stopped. Deidara whined and released his grip, falling back onto the bed. Sasori sighed and smirked down at Deidara who was panting and rocking his hips.

"Please, Danna!" Sasori chuckled. He actually said please! He must have really been horny then.

"Shh, we don't have to rush everything," He reassured as he began thrusting the fingers again but Deidara wasn't having any of that. The blonde sat up and made Sasori take the fingers out. He looked pissed off as he began unbuttoning his pants but Sasori knew he was just eager. Once his member was out Deidara straddled the redhead and gave a sigh. He plunged himself down, only to be stopped by a pair of hands. "You're really going to regret that, Babe~" Sasori whispered into his ear. "Why don't I do it for you?" Deidara felt the head of his lover's erection slide against his ass teasingly and he gave a loud whine before somewhat pushing himself down on the large manhood only to be stopped again. Sasori sighed. "No need to rush, Babe~ All in good time." Deidara groaned and glared at Sasori. He was being a fucking tease! Soon Sasori began sucking on one of Deidara's nipples and using one of his hands to tweak with the other one. Deidara moaned and let his head fall back, eyes covered in a sheen of lust. Once he realized Sasori was busy he took a deep breath and slammed himself down on his lover's massive erection. "Shit!" Sasori gave a hiss, not really prepared to be encased right then. He looked at Deidara who seemed to be having a harder time coping. His breaths were short and quick against his skin and it looked like he was trying to hold back tears. "I told you not to do it," Sasori scolded before rubbing small circles on the blonde's lower back.

"Sh-shut up, un~" Sasori rolled his eyes and continued to soothe the blonde. Deidara had his arms wrapped around Sasori's shoulders and his head resting on one of them. "Move!"

"I'm not moving, Brat," Sasori said, still pissed that his love had actually inflicted pain on himself. Deidara gave a groan and began lifting himself up but the redhead stopped him once more with his hands. "Are you planning on not walking for the next week? Adjust first."

Deidara gave a low moan and began rocking his hips. "But, Danna~! It f-feels so good right now, un~ I wanna make you feel g-good too~" Deidara gave Sasori ear a long lick before biting gently on the lobe. "P-please~?"

The red head shuddered slightly, and he almost began to pound into the blonde, but he managed to hold onto his commonsense just enough to restrain himself, "Not yet, Brat. I'll move when you really are fully adjusted, and not just lying to try and make me speed up." Sasori rested his head on the blonde's shoulder, taking in the scent of his love as he tried to distract himself from the vice, pleasurable grip that consumed his length.

Deidara whimpered in need, continuing to rock his hips to try and ease the pain quicker, but it didn't help much. The red head continued to tenderly rub the blonde's lower back in an effort to soothe his aches, and after at least a minute, the older male decided that Deidara had adjusted enough by this point in time. He wrapped his arms tightly around the boy's growing waist, and the blonde appeared to at last brighten up, giving a moan at the prospect of finally continuing after what felt like forever. Sasori smirked at the younger male before lifting Deidara's hips up, abruptly slamming him back down a few moments later. The blonde cried out in pleasure, throwing his head back and tightening his grip on the older male's shoulders, "Danna~!"

Sasori barely managed a slight chuckle as he rested his head against Deidara's chest momentarily until his haze of pleasure cleared a few moments later. It had been a while since the blonde had been this tight. After recovering, he once again lifted the boy's hips upwards, bringing him back down onto his length a few moments later. Deidara cried out once more and began to meet Sasori's movements with his own lifts and thrusts of desire. The blonde practically screamed in bliss once the red head struck his prostate gland dead centre, and his vision went completely white for a good few seconds. "Careful, Babe~ We don't want the people next door complaining about the sound for a millionth time~"

Deidara groaned and clenched his teeth, "FUCK THE P-PEOPLE NEXT D-DOOR! I CAN M-MAKE AS MUCH S-SOUND AS I- AHHH~!" The blonde dug his nails into the red head's back as he struck his sweet spot once again with even greater force than before, causing the red head to stifle a groan of agony. He in turn began to thrust upwards harder to meet the younger male's downward motions to try and make him remove his talons from the red head's flesh, but Deidara either didn't notice or didn't care. Soon they were both going as fast and as hard as possible, trying to speed up their frantic love making.

Sasori moaned along with Deidara and took one hand off the blonde's hip and began stroking the younger male. "Come on, Dei-chan~ Cum for me~" He began sucking and biting the blonde's neck before moving down to his nipples.

Deidara began screaming and he clawed at the redhead's back. "N-NO~! NOT NOW, U-UN!" But he still kept on slamming himself down onto Sasori's cock it seemed that he was going to make himself climax. Sasori groaned and his head fell on Deidara's chest as he continued to pound into the blonde. He continued to pump him and Deidara let go of Sasori's back to now clutch at his hair, pulling him closer to his chest. "F-FUCK~!" He screamed as he finally came and gave another loud moan once he felt his lover finish with him. He gasped for air and loosened his grip before falling back. Sasori caught him and pulled out but Deidara barely noticed. He heard a sigh and looked at the redhead, his face turning bright red. Sasori's face was covered in his cum in random spots and he did not seem happy about it. "... S-sorry, un..." He panted out.

Sasori sighed again and he let Deidara lie down. "I'm going to get a towel to clean us up," He said and Deidara just nodded and climbed under the covers almost passing out. His stamina really went down after having no sex for such a long time. A few seconds later, Sasori came back and cleaned the both of them. "You still have to do your homework but I'll let you take a nap first." Deidara nodded and Sasori climbed under the covers, before kissing him softly on his head.

-x-

"Why can't you walk me to school, un?" Deidara asked as he crossed his arms. He and Sasori had just eaten breakfast and the redhead had just gotten a call that he had to go to work early.

"They need me there in half an hour and the school is in the opposite direction," Sasori explained as he handed Deidara his tie. The younger male just frowned and snatched the tie away from the redhead. "Besides, you can defend yourself."

"Not now. This thing's making me slow and fat!" Deidara exclaimed. He finished the tie and straightened it out. Sasori grabbed his hand and pulled him in for a kiss. The blonde immediately responded and leaned up higher. Sasori pulled away and smirked.

"I'll walk you down to the sidewalk, okay?" Deidara nodded begrudgingly and Sasori handed him his backpack. They walked down several flights of stairs and the Deidara still had the frown on his face as they reached the bottom. "I'll pick you up from school since I should get off early," Sasori reassured. Deidara nodded and Sasori kissed his forehead before walking off to the bus stop.

Deidara frowned and continued to look around. Wait... No one was around to tell him to go to school. He had played hooky before but not while he lived with Sasori. He almost squealed as he began on planning on what to do.

"DEI SWEETIE!" The blonde instinctively stepped to the side at the sound of the voice, avoiding the girl as she abruptly glomped the air where he had just been standing. She hit the pavement but Konan quickly got to her feet and grinned at the blonde as if she hadn't just made a complete idiot of herself, randomly jiggling the male's growing baby belly, "Awww, you're gettin' biiiiiigger~"

Deidara sneered at her and slapped her hands away, "What the fuck are you doing here, un?"

"Oh," Konan smirked widely at the blonde, "Sasori called me while you were still asleep and told me to keep an eye on you~"

Deidara groaned and rubbed his eyes, "Bastard knows me too fucking well…So I guess you're going to drag me to school, un?"

Konan abruptly burst out laughing, "Hell no! Let's go some place like the shops! I think I have some spare money; we can look for baby stuff!"

Deidara sneered at the girl darkly, having wanted to spend his free time thinking about anything but the parasite growing inside of him, "Fuck no!"

"Or," Konan gave a smirk, "I could drag you to school and then announce to everyone that you are pregnant with Sasori's lovechild!" Deidara glared dangerously at the girl before giving a grumble of reluctant agreement. "Cool! How much money do you have?"

"I have like, $10 for lunch…But there is some spare money that Sasori leaves in the apartment for emergencies…I guess this might classify, un…" Deidara groaned, turned and went back up the stairs with Konan a step behind him. Once they got inside, he tossed away his book bag away and went to find the spare cash.

"It's really cool how you have a lot more money coming in now…You were earning, like, $20 a day before? And now Sasori earns $25 and hour…And he works between 9am to 5pm…That's like…Eight hours, five days a week…" The girl began to do calculations on her fingers, "…Let's see…So that would be like…$200 a day…And…$1000 a week! Woah, that's rich by Northern standards!"

Deidara scoffed as he began trying to remember where the money was, "It's not like that, un. Rent costs $100 a month, then there are utility taxes, income tax, cost of public transport, then cost of food, plus he is forcing me to take these stupid vitamins to help this fucking parasite…" The blonde grimaced and slowly shook his head as he found a few notes that added up to $50, more than enough to purchase stuff in the northern part; considering that everything was cheap and crap-tastic. "Plus he doesn't really buy stuff since he is all about the necessities, and apparently I'm not grateful enough when he does get me stuff…Oh, and Sasori is more of a fucking miser than Kakuzu…"

Konan grinned at the blonde as both eighteen year olds left the apartment, beginning to walk down the steps, "Yeah, Sasori's always been that way; he likes simple living. Can't blame him for being frugal, though, he's had to live like that his entire life!" Deidara sneered, gritting his teeth harshly in disgust, not even being able to comprehend how anyone would possible want to live a life without such awesome goods as a computer or videogames.

"Whatever; it is still stupid, un…" They exited the building and reached the bus stop, starting to wait for the next vehicle's arrival so that they could go to the shopping centre which was located within the nicer portion of the north.