Tweek Runs Away

Chapter 2

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MONDAY AT SCHOOL

Craig walked up Cartman in the hallway and tapped his shoulder.

When Cartman turned around Craig said "I seem to remember a time you made Butters disappear. I hope you had nothing to do with Tweek's disappearance asshole."

Cartman snapped "you have no proof."

Clyde walked up and said "it's true there's no proof Craig so calm down."

Craig said "yeah there may not be proof now but what about later?"

Stan interjected "Cartman made Butters disappear so he could go to Casa Bonita. Was there personal gain in Tweek's disappearance is the question we have to ask."

Cartman answered first saying "there was no more gain for me than there was for anyone else. Sure I have gotten a little annoyed by Tweek's behavior but so has everyone else. I had no specific motive to make Tweek disappear."

Craig smile and then replied "I guess you're right. Cartman I never thought I'd say this but I owe you an apology."

15 minutes later PC Principal called Craig and Cartman into his office.

PC Principal said to both of them "now I'm aware Tweek has run away. Craig I know that art work the Asian girls did brought you and him close. I hope old fashioned homophobia in this town had no role in Tweek's disappearance I'll say that right here. Craig and Eric it came to my attention you two had a discussion in the hallway about Tweek running away. Eric you have a history of bigotry so I hope you had nothing to do with oppressing Tweek."

Cartman said "no sir he just ran away."

Craig said "that's right PC Principal and our conversation in the hallway established that. No doubt he ran away and I also have no doubt his parents are the reason he ran away."

Cartman chimed in "yeah my friends and I hung out with Tweek for a while last year and I can tell you his parents are psychos."

Craig laughed and said "well it's true."

PC Principal said "um hmm."

Craig said "I'll tell you since we're talking about Tweek and issues of sanity you know what pisses me off lately? It's when people say ADD kids and kids with autism have extra rights. Kids don't have the same rights as adults to begin with. How on earth could anyone say kids with ADD or autism have extra rights unless they're lying bigots?"

PC Principal started hyperventilating and said "THAT PISSES ME OFF TOO!"

To Be Continued