A.N: RAWR!11 Okay I've been gwetting alot of bad reveiws but i am really trying my hardet. There are typing errors because my keyboard is broken A FEW KEYS ARE EVEN MISSING!1 I can still type them but it's difficult! Anyway you didn't like my first story and i don't know why. Maybe you're homohobic or just hate emos which is not my Problem. THIS IS YAOI PPL!
THIS IS A SEQEAL TO MY STORY "HP EMO LOVE" LINKhttp/HARRY IS PREGNANT FROM RON, REMEMBER? BUT IT'S MAGIC SO HE DOESN'T GET F
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the bands i mention or own Harry Potter. JKR does.AT!11
Harry and ROn were walking down the school corridor, holding hands. They are emo in this, remember? Harry was wearing a GC t-shirt with smexah skinny jeans (if you think that is gay then why the fuck are you reading my story?) He had checked emo converse and was cutting his wrists with an MCR knife. Ron was cutting his wrists with a Panic the disco knife and wore a MCR top with black skinnies, a studded belt and converse with skulls that looked all punky and emo! XD Harry had black emo hair. It was black like the abyss he lived in (Chrissy thought of that line. Girl you fucking rock!2 and his streaks were red to represent the crimson regret that flowed down his wrists. (a.n: i read somewhere that us emos need to have hairstyles to match our moods so dis does makes sence! i used 2 b blonde but i dyed it black since i became depressed LOL) Ron had hair like that fucking hottie JAKE PUGET!1 OMFG MARRY MEEEEEEEEE! (A.N: lol im gonna find his house cos i knew the home town he grew up in and I am so gonna find him lol!1 WE'RE GONNA GET MARRIED. BE JEALOUS BITCHEZ!) Ron and Harry saw a mean Slytheryn. He looked all gross with blonde spikey hair that wasn't emo. He had cut it in dis. It was/...Draco!
"Stupid otter and Weasley!" he said meanly. Draco is a poser in this by the way. Harry and Ron glared at him cos it was obvious he was trying really hard to be emo! He was wearing black baggy jeans and a band T for an emo poser band, Da Cure.
"Fuck you!" said Harry, sticking up his middle finger that had black nail polish on it. (a.n: MY BF WEARS IT, SO
They walked into the great hall where that fucking poser, Hermionie was, She was wearing her school uniform like a loser and didn't even have emo hair! Ron and Harry looked at her all grossed out. They couldn't believe she was even their friend.
"Hi Harry, hi Ron," she said in a loserish voice when she saw them.
"FUCK OFF!" they screamed. "STOP FOLOWING US!"
Then Hermionie saw something. She gased. She had seen Harry's baby bum.
"OMG!" sHE SCEAMED!" You're pregnant! Congratulations! Who's the Dad?"
"i'M THE FUCKING DAD," SAID RON IN A EMO VOICE.
"Kool!" said Hermionie, laughing stupidly (a.n: She isn't clever in this.)
First class was Potions with Snape (a.n: he is a emo poser in this.) He glared evily in a angry way when he saw the bump in Harry's stomach. On Snapes robes it said MCR, eventhough he didn't know who they were. He just heard that they were emo.
"Ten points from Gryffindor/1" hE SAID MEANLY.
"WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO?" screamed Harry, starting to cut his wrists.
"SILENCE YOU FOOL!" shouted Snae in an angry voice.
Harry sat down next to Ron, cutting his wrists. In this they have a new friend. She is a girl and is also emo. She had black emo hair with a blonde fringe and blonde bits in it. She wore tons of black eye-makeup but with pale lipstick (a.n: this is how i look) with piercings on her lip and her ears. She wore a AFI (a.n: I LOVE YOU JAKE AND I WILL SEE YOU SOON LOL! Sam: O.o She's crazy. Me: AM NOT *hits him with rubber chicken*)
"Are you okay, Harry?" I ask.
"Yeah I fucking guess so,2 said Harry in a sexy voice.
The girl was a vegan cos EATING ANIMALS IS WRONG PPL! Her name was Meredith Puget (a.n: not related 2 Jake but she wishes! Sam: *rolls eyes*) and she was a bitch (a.n: like me lol) but it wasn't her fault because she got abused and raped by har Dad at home and by Snape at school so she was so fucking depressed! She slit her wrists and wore an MCR shirt so people wouldn't know that. She had one of those cool scene girl skirts and looked flawless. * She was a vampie. She was way prettier and cooler than Hermionie lol XD.
"Harry!" said Snape's angry voice. "Get u here and show the class how a good luck potion is made!"
Harry walked angrily to the front of the class. The girls swooned at how fucking hot and manly he was. Harry tried to mix the potion but, then...HE STARTED MIXING IT WRONG!11 Snare was really angry.
"TEN POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!" he shouted.
Harry couldn't fucking believe it. His life was such a fucking shit hole. He stormed angrily out the room, yelling all angsty and hot and kicking over chairs.
"Harry'1" gased Ron in a deressed way.
A.N: NO FLAMES! I don't mind constructive critisism but NO FLAMES!1