Hello people once again! This chapter is very short but I hope you'll enjoy it!

DISCLAIMER- I do NOT own No More Heroes nor am I affiliated with it. I am just a normal average boy with his own complex problems. :/

No More High School

Ch. 1- Details About The Opening Ceremonies

Travis was out of the restroom and scratched his ass. "Fuck. What am I going to do now?"

As decided to head up on the roof to think a bit. "I have my damn brother in the same class as me which is a bad thing. But then, I got the hottie in it too. But then, I have the albino and that annoying fan boy. ARG!"

He punched the wall in anger.

"You know. That's school destruction."

"AH!" Travis Touchdown jumped up from the sudden voice.

He turned around to see who it was and it was...

"Mr. Brankino?" Travis blinked.

"Haha! Scared you didn't I son?" he laughed.

"Fuck yes," Travis sweat dropped, "Shit old man. You got to stop doing that to me."

"Oh no. I can't. It's too funny to see the badass of the school get scared like a elephant seeing a mouse when someone goes behind him."

Travis head dropped down.

"Haha. Don't get sad," Mr. Brankino's face lost all of its playfulness, "Anyway, you got to go to the gym room. You need to go to the opening ceremonies."

"Dammit," Travis complained, "Do I really need to?"

"Yes sir. And this year, everyone MUST introduce themselves to the whole staff and student body."

Travis' face lost all of its color.

"Yes yes," Dr. Brankino noticed the change in Travis when he made the statement, "It's to boost everyone's self confidence."

"Self confidence my ASS!" Travis walked away from Mr. Brankino.

"Where are you going son?" he asked in wonder.

"I'M GOING TO TAKE A SHIT!" Travis screamed.

"Don't forget! The opening ceremonies are going to start at 9!" he told Travis.

"Fuck that shit," Travis thought, "I'm not going to embarrass my damn self."

"Haha," Mr. Brankino laughed once again, "Good luck Travis."

TO BE CONTINUED

See it's pretty damn short. But I guess you can say it's an kind of important chapter. (Well it is the first chapter.)

Anyway, I apologize if you found any mistakes. And I apologize that it's short. I made this one right before I was about to go to school. :P

Okay, now I'm done rambling. LATER!