WWT Monday Night Program: November week 1
Mr. Comanator: Ladies and Gentleman, tonight on Monday Night Program, all the fallout of last night's shocking Tension Show. Timmy Turner appeared last night and in an impromptu title match, lost the X division title to none other then Mr. Krabs!
Desire: And then, the TWO finally decide in the Jake Long-Dagget Beaver problem. Shikamaru, the special ref in the hardcore title match, gave Jake the S-Factor. I guess that Jake is no longer in the TWO! Ha!
Mr. Comanator: Squidward defeated Norbert Beaver, and finally, after two months, Norbert Beaver lost the National title!
Desire: The change of the tag team titles, after Jimmy and Mikey both lost to the S-Factor- Shikamaru and Chouji! And more important, Danny retains his World title vs Invader Zim!
Mr. Comanator: But the most surprising thing. After two months, Youngblood and Gaara finally found out the identity of the mysterious man who attacked Youngblood for two months! It was none other then Youngblood's former tag team partner: Skulker! But because the mysterious guy has injured Skulker, the question is: How could it be? And why, Skulker, why? All of this and more, tonight, on Monday Night Program!
**"Beautiful People" by Marilyn Manson plays as the intro to WWT Monday Night Program, Fireworks go off on top of the Tvtron. **
Mr. Comanator: Welcome everyone, to Monday Night Program! I'm Mr. Comanator and next to me is Desire.
Desire: The voice of the TWO is here! And ladies and gentleman, tonight another TWO member will squash WWT! Yes, after he defeated Patrick to retain his TV title, Sasquatch will face Mikey for the title! Oh my God!
Mr. Comanator: And a Womens battle royal do decide the #1 contender for the Womens title! And Skulker will be in here too…
(The TWO music plays)
Mr. Comanator: Speaking of the poison, the poison is here!
Desire: You're jealous of us! Of the Toon World Order!
**Danny, Chouji, Ino, Dagget, Kankuro, Lydia, Norbert, Sasquatch, Shikamaru, Temari and Timmy Turner come to the ring. The crowd boos. Danny, Chouji, Shikamaru, Ino, Dagget and Sasquatch flash the World, Tag team, Womens, hardcore and TV title respectively. **
Desire: We almost got it all. That's if it weren't for Squidward and Krabs.
Mr. Comanator: You know…
Desire: Shut up, Danny is talking.
Danny: Another PPV, another victory for us! We got out of this event with 5 titles. I think that the WWT members should be afraid because it's pretty clear that we'll take the other two titles from Squidward and Mr. Krabs. But I would like, before of anything, to introduce him. The mysterious guy- Skulker!
("The Zoo" by the Scorpions plays)
Mr. Comanator: Here comes that son of a bitch!
Desire: Where is Youngblood? I can only see Skulker!
Mr. Comanator: Oh, damn…
**The crowd boos and Skulker enters the ring, dodging soda cups. He shakes hands with Kankuro and with Danny. **
Skulker: How someone smart said once? This garbage in the ring is representing you!
**The crowd boos more and throws more cups in the ring**
Mr. Comanator: It's representing the gross that standing in the ring right now!
Desire: You can't talk like this!
Skulker: Well, the more simple thing: Kankuro played the role of the mysterious guy when he should've injured me. And the other thing. Why I turned on my partner? Well, my partner started teaming up with Gaara. My partner was more succesful then me. And all of this other bullshit, you know, like every turn. Besides, I'm really sick and tired to suck up for you.
Danny: Great. Now, after we won, it's time for us to take the two other titles. The main event for tonight, Ino?
Ino: Okay. Squidward and Mr. Krabs are a pretty good team, no? Then tonight, the National champ and the X division champ will team up vs Timmy Turner and Norbert Beaver. And in this match, if our team would win, then Timmy would be the X division champion and Norbert would be the X division champion!
Mr. Comanator: What? This is bullshit!
Desire: It's totally fair. Another great main event from Ino, the co-owner of WWT. Great.
Ino: So…
(Crash Holly theme plays)
**The Crowd cheers as Snap enters the ring. **
Desire: What he's doing here?
Mr. Comanator: We all know that he is very angry at Danny.
Snap: Well, I wanted to tell you a few things. Ino, you maybe don't know, but one week ago, the next main event was decided. Channels War PPV. The main event is the Television Games match between two teams. And guess who the leader of the first team is? Me! And who the leader of the second team is? Danny Phantom! Great, isn't it? And you need 5 members on each team! Great, huh?
Danny: And…?
Snap: What, you're not surprised? I thought…
Danny: Every year we have the Television Games match! I only need more team members. What's the problem? And I'm sure that there is the stipulation that says that if I'm the guy who pinned, then the guy who got pinned would be the #1 contender. And if I'm not the guy who pins, then the guy who pins becomes the #1 contender. It's every year!
Desire: Ha!
Snap: But… Wait a second! Of course you're not surprised! I didn't…
Danny: So let me show you the first two members of my team! Guys!
**Shikamaru and Kankuro start attacking Snap. Shikamaru sets up Snap for the S-Factor. **
Mr. Comanator: No! Wait a second!
**Jake Long runs to the ring and makes the TWO to run away. Dagget tries to run away, but Jake takes him and throws him out of the ring. **
Desire: Dude, you got kicked out. Get over it!
Mr. Comanator: I don't think so!
Jake: After you all kicked me out of the TWO, I got the big idea. Okay. But I will not let you go with it. Dagget! I will challenge you one last match for your title! But not just a match. A loser leaves town match!
**Crowd cheers. Dagget can't believe it. **
Jake: If I'll lose, I'm leaving WWT. And if it's the other way around, you're leaving! And not only you. If you'll lose… Lydia will have to leave with you! Tonight!
Mr. Comanator: Whoa!
Desire: He can't do that!
Mr. Comanator: We have to go to the commercials!
**The cameras return to the ring. **
Mr. Comanator: I can't believe it. A loser leaves town match, tonight? And with three careers on the line?
Desire: That's stupid. But on the other hand, the Television Games match!
Mr. Comanator: Of course. Two cages, two rings. Two people will start the match for 5 minutes. After 5 minutes, a coin toss will be made and it will decide the team that will have the numbers advantage. The winning team of the coin toss would send in another competitor. After two minutes, the other team would send in someone. This will continue until everyone would be in there. After everyone entered, the first man to get a pinfall or submission would win it for his team.
(Kappa Mikey theme plays)
Ring announcer: This match is schedule for one fall, and it is for the WWT Television title. On his way to the ring at this time, from Japan, By Way United States, Kappa Mikey! (Crowd cheers)
Mr. Comanator: The former tag team champion! Recently, because of his team with Jimmy Neutron, he's also friends with Misty, Zim and Mr. Krabs: The Non-Identified Wrestlers.
Desire: This man is a common rapist! He slept with Ino!
Mr. Comanator: Because she was too stupid and got drunk!
(Randy Savage theme plays)
Ring announcer: and his opponent, from The Animals Kingdom, he is a member of The Toon World Order, the WWT Television champion, Sasquatch! (Crowd boos)
Mr. Comanator: This man, however, is a common thug.
Desire: He is a powerhouse. He is cool. And He holds this title for a month.
Mr. Comanator: Oh, shut up!
**Kappa Mikey spinning mule kicks Sasquatch. Mikey hits Sasquatch with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Mikey covers Sasquatch hooking the leg. Referee Jason Smith counts. ..1 ...2, Sasquatch escapes. **
Desire: Yes!
**Sasquatch hits a jumping elbow hrust on Kappa Mikey. Kappa Mikey gets back to his feet. Mikey gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. Sasquatch hits Mikey with a running powerbomb on to the mat. **
Mr. Comanator: Oh, what a sick powerbomb!
Desire: Another great move of Sasquatch. Kick his ass!
**Sasquatch nails Kappa Mikey with a belly-to-back suplex. Sasquatch climbs to his feet. Sasquatch climbs to the top rope but Mikey nails Sasquatch with a springboard dropkick. **
Desire: No! Hey, don't let me down now!
Mr. Comanator: Come on, Mikey, come on!
**Flying lariat by Mikey takes Sasquatch down. Mikey with a somersault splash on Sasquatch. Kappa Mikey chants start. Kappa Mikey gets back to his feet. **
Mr. Comanator: We're gonna have a new TV champion!
Desire: You can't do that!
**Mikey tries to do the Lylymu breaker to Sasquatch, but then Sasquatch drops him and holds him. After some fighting, Sasquatch throws Mikey to Jason. **
Desire: Disqualify Mikey!
Mr. Comanator: But Sasquatch throwed him!
Desire: It was on purpose!
**Sasquatch goes to the outside and takes a chair. Mr. Krabs runs into the ring. **
Desire: Oh, SHIT!
Mr. Comanator: Yes! Yes! The X division champion is here!
**Mr. Krabs hits Sasquatch and Mikey holds Sasquatch. Krabs grabs the chair. **
Desire: No! NO!
**Krabs lifts the chair… But Sasquatch moved and he hits Mikey! **
Mr. Comanator: NO!
Desire: HA! Even Krabs knew it!
**Sasquatch throws Krabs out of the ring and then he climbs to the top and gives the Elbow drop to Mikey. Jason Smith wakes up and counts...1 ...2 ...3! **
Ring announcer: The winner of this match, and still WWT Television champion, Sasquatch!
Desire: Poor Mikey. Everyone betrays on him!
Mr. Comanator: You know that Krabs meant to hit Sasquatch!
Desire: Really? Does Mikey think that way too?
**In the ring, Mikey starts arguing with Mr. Krabs. Both shoving eachother. Jimmy Neutron runs to the ring and tries to separate between the two. **
Desire: Oh, poor Jimmy Neutron comes to the ring to help his friends?
**Jimmy tries to talk some reason into both of Krabs and Mikey. Mikey still shouts, so Jimmy takes him out of the ring and tries to speak to him. **
Mr. Comanator: Jimmy really needs to fix this stuff.
Desire: And Mr. Krabs is going to lose his title tonight, in one of our Main events!
**Backstage, you can see Youngblood kicking boxes and hitting things with a chair**
Youngblood: Skulker! You jerk! Where are you, come here and fight me! Come he...
**Gaara comes, Youngblood almost hits him with the chair but then stops**
Youngblood: Sorry, I thought you were Skulker.
Gaara: Yes, we're really look alike.
Youngblood: Sorry. I'm just shocked that after everything, he is the guy that attacked me.
Gaara: Look, bro. Remember that three weeks ago, you were all ready to retire just because of Skulker's attacks?
Youngblood: Yeah.
Gaara: So, I came and told you to fight. And you did. And you gonna keep doing it!
**Crowd cheers**
Youngblood: Thanks, bro.
Gaara: And you're girlfriend is so cool.
Youngblood: What does Ember has to do with this
Gaara: Well, she is the Commissioner. And as one, she scheduled a tag team match for us. You and me, the Alliance of Extreme, vs Kankuro and... Skulker!
**The crowd explodes**
Youngblood: R... Really? She did?
Gaara: And you know, just in case, this is gonna be...
**Gaara pulls his Singapore cane**
Gaara: A hardcore match.
**Crowd cheers**
Youngblood: Dude, in our hardcore matches, you either win, or you either DEAD!
**Crowd cheers, Youngblood and Gaara give high five and leave. The cameras then switch to Spongebob and Patrick. **
Spongebob: Well, then you lost the TV title match yesterday. Never mind.
Patrick: Yes this is. It's been 5 months since I've lost the title to Shikamaru. Since then, I couldn't get the title. Never mind how.
Spongebob: It's fine!
Patrick: For you! You held the World title for 6 times! It's fine for you! But what about me? I want a title!
**Truman X comes**
Truman: I heard you say that you want a title?
Patrick: Of course. Why?
Truman: You know, I want one too.
Patrick: You want a title for 7 months and you couldn't done it right.
Spongebob: Patrick! Sorry. He's angry a little bit.
Truman: It's fine. But Patrick, I have an idea. Come with me!
Patrick: Where to?
Truman: Don't worry, it inlvolves titles.
Patrick: Really?
**Truman and Patrick go. **
Spongebob: Don't do anything wrong!
Mr. Comanator: Up next, hardcore tag team match!
Desire: Youngblood gonna get his but kicked!
**Cameras return to the ring. **
Ring announcer: The following contest, is a hardcore tag team match!
(TWO theme plays)
Ring announcer: Introducing first, they're representing the Toon World Order, the team of Kankuro and Skulker! (Crowd boos)
Mr. Comanator: Kankuro is a slimy, disgusting man who helped Skulker to do those attacks on Youngblood.
Desrie: If Shikamaru is the past and Danny is the present, then Kankuro is the future of the Toon World Order!
Mr. Comanator: Look at them! The crowd throws garbage in them.
Desire: What, the crowd throws their little kids to the ring?
Mr. Comanator: Oh, shut up.
**The crowd keeps throwing garbage at Skulker and Kankuro. **
("Me against the World" by Simple Plan plays)
Ring announcer: And their opponents! The team of Gaara and Youngblood, the Alliance of Extreme! (Crowd cheers)
Mr. Comanator: Oh, now beware. Here they come: To kick your asses!
Desire: Really? I can't see those two pieces of garbage anywhere!
Mr. Comanator: I learned that they're unexpected. They can... Oh!
**Gaara and Youngblood come out of the crowd, with a cane and a chair respectively, and they start hitting the Toon World Order. Running neckbreaker drop executed by Captain Youngblood takes Kankuro down hard. Youngblood executes the front facelock on Kankuro. Referee Jason Smith is checking for a tap out. Kankuro escapes. **
Desire: Idiots! What a cheap way to attack!
Mr. Comanator: At least they're not do it like Skulker did!
**Youngblood short lariats Kankuro. Gaara hits Skulker, picks him up and delivers a tilt-a-whirl suplex. Kankuro executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Gaara. Kankuro hits Gaara with an elbowdrop. **
Desire: Oh. Now Kankuro talking!
**Gaara gets hit with the shooting star press from Kankuro. Referee Jason Smith makes the count. 1... Gaara kicks out. Skulker punches Gaara in the gut.. Youngblood comes in and stare at Skulker. **
Mr. Comanator: Wanna run, Skulker?
Desire: Skulker would kick his ass!
**They lockup. Skulker sends Captain Youngblood to the corner of The Ring. Skulker executes a headlock takedown. Skulker uses the verticle facebuster on Youngblood. Skulker Dumps Captain Youngblood Into The Ringside Area. **
Desire: Exactly like I thought!
**Skulker tackles Youngblood to the Cement. Skulker climbs to his feet. Gaara comes to the outside. He looks to the ring, and Kankuro nails Gaara with a huge slingshot sommersault splash. **
Mr. Comanator: NO! Do something!
**Skulker and Kankuro takes both Youngblood and Gaara into the ring ramp. Skulker takes Youngblood's chair. He lifts it... And Youngblood jumps and drives the chair into Skulker's face! Skulker falls off the stage! **
Desire: WHAT?
Mr. Comanator: Win or die situation for them!
**Both Gaara and Youngblood get up, but Kankuro punch both of them hard. He sends them both to the crowd. Youngblood Gaara get up, and Kankuro jumps right into the crowd, onto them. **
Desire: This man would kill them at one move!
**Both Gaara and Youngblood are bleeding. Kankuro argues with some fans, but Gaara hits him with a garbage can. Youngblood takes the garbage can and hits Kankuro again and again. **
Mr. Comanator: Retribution!
Desire: Thugs! Jerks! Idiots!
**Youngblood takes a chair and moves backwards as Gaara starts climbing some chairs. Kankuro gets up... And Youngblood gives him a Clothesline with the chair! **
Mr. Comanator: Pirate Clothesline with a chair!
Desire: Look out, Gaara is on the chairs!
**Gaara jumps and do a Swanton off the chairs. He hits Kankuro. **
Mr. Comanator: A Sand Bomb of the chairs, DANGEROUS!
**Gaara pins Kankuro. 1, 2, 3! **
Ring announcer: The winners of this match, the Alliance of Extreme!
Mr. Comanator: Bruised, bloody, but they're the winners.
Desire: Fuck them.
Mr. Comanator: Never mind. The WWT is still kicking! We have to go to the commercials!
**After the commercials, backstage, bloody Youngblood and Gaara are with some doctors. **
Doctor: What did you two were thinking to yourselfs?
Gaara: Win or death.
Youngblood: Yeah.
Doctor: I have to go for a second!
**The doctor leaves**
Gaara: Well?
Youngblood: Dude, I feel FINE! So cool, did you see me hitting Skulker?
Gaara: I guess he's not gonna leave the hospital tonight!
Youngblood: Not after falling off a stage!
Gaara: I wish we would hurt Kankuro more. But I pinned him. Ha! This is...
**Kin comes. She looks at Gaara**
Kin: You were great. Both of you are really bad boys. Just to let you know, Gaara, if you need another partner for this hardcore matches...
**Kin tastes Gaara's blood**
Kin: Give me a call, fine?
**Kin walks out of there. Ino, Temari and Lydia come to her. **
Ino: Kinnie! Hey!
Temari: Everything fine?
Kin: I gotta go...
Temari: Tell me something, Kin, when did you won last time?
Kin: Ah...
Ino: A long, long ago, right? Then what are your chances to win tonight?
Kin: One to...
Temari: Nothing! One of us will win it. Got it?
Kin: But...
Ino: And then you can cry again, and...
Kin: Listen to me, sluts!
**Crowd cheers**
Kin: I know that my chances are not so good. So? You know what? I'm saying that I'll eliminate both Temari and Lydia. And then, after that, I'm coming for your womens title, Ino. And Lydia, you better look out for your job.
**The cameras switch to the ring. **
Ring announcer: The following match is a womens battle royal, to declare the #1 Contender for the Womens title!
(Justin Bradshaw theme plays)
Ring announcer: Introducing first, from The great state of Texas, Sandy Cheeks! (Crowd cheers)
Mr. Comanator: Sandy is a powerful competitor. former multi-time champion...
Desire: Former! But she can't win that match, she can't do anything right!
(TWO theme plays)
Ring announcer: Next, representing the Toon World Order, from the Sand Village in Japan, Temari! (Crowd boos)
Desire: This is my pick! My BFF!
Mr. Comanator: Oh, please. She also can't do anything right!
Desire: She will win it.
("Gasolina" by Las Divinas plays)
Ring announcer: Next, from Omega Planet, the Galaxy, Misty! (Crowd cheers/boos)
Mr. Comanator: Misty lost to Ino just last night. She can win this thing and get another title shot.
Desire: She lost the match fair and square!
Mr. Comanator: Lydia distracted her!
(Doink the Clown Heel theme plays)
Ring announcer: From The Ghost Zone, Lydia! (Crowd boos)
Desire: Excuse me, but Lydia did nothing in this match. Miss Idia did it.
Mr. Comanator: Stop with this bullshit.
Desire: Lydia is my new pick.
Mr. Comanator: If she'll have a job by the end of the night!
("All the things she said" by T.A.T.u plays)
Ring announcer: And last, from The Sound Village in Japan, Kin! (Crowd cheers)
Mr. Comanator: You know? If you got two picks, then I'm picking Misty and Kin.
Desire: Dude, you have no brain.
Mr. Comanator: Just wait!
**Lydia executes the guillotine choke on Sandy. Sandy gets out of it, and tries to eliminate Lydia. Temari and Kin save Lydia. **
Desire: What?
Mr. Comanator: I just got it! If Lydia would win but will be fired later...
Desire: Then the runner up would be the #1 Contender!
**Misty delivers a kick to the head of Lydia. Misty measures Lydia up and drops a closed fist. Lydia gets up and gives an Exploder suplex to Misty. **
Crowd: Lose your job! Lose your job!
Desire: No she's not!
Mr. Comanator: Yes she will!
**Kin clotheslines Temari and then she executes a neck-breaker on her. Lydia gives Kin the cobra clutch suplex onto the mat. Sandy executes the brain buster on Temari. Misty spinning mule kicks Kin. **
Mr. Comanator: All hell is broken loose!
Desire: Come on, TWO!
**Lydia places Sandy on the turnbuckle and executes the belly-to-back superplex. Lydia chokes Sandy with her boot. Lydia grabs Sandy and then throws her to the floor. Sandy was eliminated by Lydia. **
Desire: Goodbye!
Mr. Comanator: What a power!
**Misty runs and tries to eliminate Lydia. Lydia tries to hang on. **
Desire: What?
Mr. Comanator: Misty hates her, she want to eliminate her regardless the result of the main event!
**Meanwhile, Temari knifehand chops Kin. Then she drops an elbow on her. Temari tries to jump on Kin but Kin kicks her. Kin then gives Temari the Witch's Peak. **
Mr. Comanator: The Witch's Peak!
Desire: No!
**Kin picks up Temari and throws her out. Temari was eliminated by Kin. **
Desire: SHIT.
Mr. Comanator: Can't do anything right.
**Lydia kicks Misty in her stomach and then she executes the diving headbutt on Misty. Lydia bounces Misty off the ropes and hits him with a backdrop.
Lydia tosses Misty to ringside. Misty was elimintated by Lydia. **
Desire: And this is the last one!
Mr. Comanator: Come on, Kin!
Desire: Kick her ass, Lydia!
**Lydia with a gut-wrench suplex on Kin. Lydia hits Kin with an elbowdrop. Lydia puts Kin in the Lydia-Plex position. **
Desire: Lydia-Plex, come on!
**Kin shoves Lydia to the ropes and clothelines her out of the ring. Lydia was eliminated by Kin. **
Mr. Comanator: YES!
Ring announcer: The winner of the match, Kin!
Desire: No! Why her? Anybody but her!
Mr. Comanator: Sorry, girl. But the #1 contender is Kin. And she will face Ino in Channels War!
Desire: Oh, fuck.
**The cameras change to the backstage, where Snap walks out of the ring as interviewer Bob Jones runs toward him. **
Bob Jones: Snap, how do you feel after what's happened earlier tonight?
Snap: I swear to you, Danny Phantom will not get the last laugh. I swear.
Bob: Do you have any idea about who you're gonna choose as your teamates?
Snap: A little bit, but everyone would love to to be a part of it.
Bob: And why is that?
Snap: Because...
**The scene got blurred. Desire unplugged the cables. **
Mr. Comanator: Desire! Put it back! I wanted to hear what Snap had to say!
Desire: It's nothing. He had nothing to say.
Mr. Comanator: And you know that...?
Desire: Because I'm the smartest person in this whole damn arena!
Mr. Comanator: NOT!
**The cameras switch to Mr. Krabs and Squidward in their room. **
Squidward: Look. I still don't like you. But we're fighting for our titles. Got it?
Mr. Krabs: Yes. I hate you too, but I will help you...
Jimmy: Mikey, no!
**Jimmy and Mikey enter the room. Mikey looks very angry. **
Mikey: YOU!
Mr. Krabs: It was an accident! I swear!
Mikey: Really?
Jimmy: Please, Mikey. You're just angry, but Krabs didn't mean to...
Mikey: SHUT UP! You know what? Squidward, I hope that he will watch your back tonight. But be careful, because he can stab it, too!
**Krabs and Squidward get up. Krabs stares at Mikey and leaves. **
Jimmy: Please, Mikey...
Mikey: I would give everything to screw him...
Desire: Maybe some tension in the WWT?
Mr. Comanator: Nonsense. Tag team match, next!
**The cameras switch to the ring. **
Ring announcer: This match is a tag team match, and it is for the National and X division titles!
(TWO theme plays)
Ring announcer: Making their way to the ring at this time, representing the Toon World Order, Timmy Turner and Norbert Beaver! (Crowd boos)
Desire: You know, I hope that you're not jealous of Timmy. He's a great boyfriend. And Norbert is another future star.
Mr. Comanator: How can I? They got their asses kicked last night.
Desire: Idiot.
(The Rockers theme plays)
Ring announcer: and their opponents, the team of the WWT National champion Squidward and WWT X division champion, Mr. Krabs! (Crowd cheers)
Mr. Comanator: Squidward got some success recently. And Mr. Krabs also changed his ways.
Desire: Please. He showed his true colors earlier tonight.
Mr. Comanator: He said he was sorry!
**Timmy Turner elbow smashes Mr. Krabs in the nose. Turner hits Mr. Krabs with an earringer. A flying shoulder block send Krabs to the mat. Timmy Turner covers Krabs. Jason Smith counts: 1,2... Krabs escapes. **
Desire: SHIT.
**Krabs tags in Squidward. Squidward with a powerful choke lift on Turner. Squidward uses a belly-to-belly suplex. Timmy is down. **
Mr. Comanator: Oh hell yeah!
**Flying somersault drop kick by Timmy Turner puts him back in the match. Timmy Turner tags in Norbert Beaver. Squidward rolls onto Norbert Beaver connecting with a knee. Squidward double underhook faceslams Norbert Beaver hard to the mat. Norbert Beaver tags in Timmy Turner. **
Desire: Come on, Timmy! Make him suffer concussion once again!
**Squidward gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. Squidward uses a closed fist on Timmy Turner. Squidward smashes Timmy's face with a flying forearm from the top rope. Squidward tags in Krabs. Turner hits a jumping elbow hrust on Krabs. Turner tags in Norbert Beaver. **
Desire: Total domination by the TWO!
Mr. Comanator: Wait until the end.
**Squidward runs to the other side of the ring and starts brawling with Timmy. Krabs kicks Norbert in the head. Norbert gets sidewalk slammed by Mr. Krabs. Outside, Squidward executes a Clarinet on Timmy. **
Mr. Comanator: Clarinet on the floor!
Desire: Illegal!
**In the ring, Krabs executs the slingshot facebuster, slamming Norbert Beaver's face to the mat. Krabs goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on Norbert. Mr. Krabs climbs ti the top rope. Norbert Beaver gets hit with the Million Dollar Elbow from Mr. Krabs. Jason Smith counts: 1, 2, 3! **
Mr. Comanator: YES! They're still the champions!
Desire: Dirty cheaters...
Ring announcer: The winners of this match, Squidward and Mr. Krabs!
Desire: Next time, they will not have this luck.
**The cameras switch to Ember's room. **
Ember: Well, I'm here to announce one match for the next show. Well, I decided that in the next show, the S-Factor, Shikamaru and Chouji, will defend their tag team titles. Against this team!
**Ember points to Patrick and Truman. **
Desire: What they have done to get this title shot? I'm thinking that Ember's bed has something to do with it!
Mr. Comanator: Wow, what a match for next week! We have to go to the commercials now, but then we will show you the next match! Dagget and Jake. The winner will be the hardcore champion. The loser would leave town! And Lydia's carrer is on the line, too!
**The cameras switch to the ring. **
Ring announcer: This match is a Hardcore Match for the WWT Hardcore title, where the loser leaves town!
(Jake Long's theme plays)
Ring announcer: Intoducing the challenger, from New York City, "The American Dragon", Jake Long! (Crowd cheers)
Mr. Comanator: Come on, Jake! You can do it!
Desire: No, he will lose and will leave!
("Princess of the Universe" by Queen plays)
Ring announcer: And his opponent, representing the Toon World Order, from The Beaver Dam, the WWT hardcore champion, Dagget Beaver! (Crowd boo)
Mr. Comanator: Where is his stupid little girlfriend?
Desire: Praying.
**Flying shoulder block send Dagget to the Mat. Dagget Beaver throws Jake off the ropes and hits him with a diving shoulder block. Dagget Beaver gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. Dagget Beaver with an Aztecan suplex on Jake sends him to the Mat. Dagget Beaver goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on Jake. Dagget executes a corkscrew legdrop on Jake. **
Mr. Comanator: I think that all the hatred just came out!
Desire: You can bet on that!
**Jake Long executs the slingshot facebuster, slamming Dagget's face to the Mat. Dagget gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Jake. Dagget bounces Jake off the ropes and clotheslines him. Dagget takes out a chair. Dagget powerbombs Jake into the chair. **
Mr. Comanator: Pure hate.
Desire: They're really hating eachother.
**Dagget Beaver Dumps Jake Into The Ringside Area Dagget Beaver rolls onto Jake connecting with a knee. Jake gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Dagget. Jake Long bites Dagget Beaver's arm out of desparation. Jake Long superkicks Dagget Beaver. Dagget Beaver gets knocked on the ground and Jake Long flips onto him. Jake Long executes a neck-breaker on Dagget. Jake Long hits Dagget with a running powerbomb on to the Cement. **
Desire: I think that Jake tries to injure Dagget.
Mr. Comanator: Same with Dagget.
**Jake Long Throws Dagget Over The Guard Rail Into The Crowd . Jake punches Dagget's head on some chairs and pull him back into the ring ramp. Dagget monkey flips Jake Long onto the Cement. Jake Long gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Dagget Beaver. Dagget tries to hit the Muscular Savior onto Jake, but Jake reverses it and pulls Dagget to the backstage. They brawl into the Parking Garage. **
Desire: Oh god, the Parking Garage!
Mr. Comanator: Kick his ass, Jake!
**Jake sets up Dagget to the Dragon DDT, but Lydia comes in and Clotheslines Jake. Lydia executes the Lydia-Plex on Jake Long. **
Mr. Comanator: NO!
Desire: Yes! She will not leave easily!
**Dagget connects with a flying knee. Jake Long goes down. Dagget climbs on the stairs and does the Beaver Splash on Jake! Referee Jason Smith makes the count. 1 ...2 ...3! **
Mr. Comanator: No...
Desire: Ha!
**The TWO come and throw Jake's bags on him. They take him and put him in a dumpster with his bags. **
Mr. Comanator: No! Don't do it!
Desire: Do it, Dagget!
**Dagget looks at the dumpster and then he pushes it out of the building. **
Dagget: Goodbye! And don't come back!
**Dagget celebrates when the show ends. **
Quick results:
WWT TV title: Sasquatch def. Kappa Mikey
Hardcore tag team match: The Alliance of Extreme (Youngblood and Gaara) def. Skulker and Kankuro
Womens battle Royal: Kin def. Lydia, Misty, Temari and Sandy
Tag team match for the National and X division title: Squidward and Mr. Krabs def. Norbert Beaver and Timmy Turner
WWT Hardcore title, loser leaves town: Dagget Beaver def. Jake Long
Announced for Channels War:
Television Games match: Team Phantom (Danny Phantom, Shikamaru, Kankuro, ? and ?) vs Team Snap (Snap, ?, ?, ? and ?)
Womens title match: Ino vs Kin