Hay people here's a new chapter for Hogwarts fox, I hope you enjoy.
"talking"
'thinking'
'letter/writing'
"summoning/bijuu"
I do not own harry potter or Naruto
The great hall of Hogwarts was packed to the brim with students, all eating and gossiping, "Temari you have got to try this Yorkshire pudding stuff, it's pretty good," and watching Naruto eat everything in reach, making a lot of the Gryffindor's nervous.
After the sorting of the first years, Dumbledore had introduced the shinobi, as exchange students from Japan, telling them they would be here for a while.
Once they had all introduced themselves, they were all sorted into houses, Gaara and Neji were placed in Slytherin, Hinata and Kankuro were placed in Hufflepuff, Tenten and Shikamaru went to Ravenclaw, while Naruto and Temari were placed in Gryffindor.
"Naruto settle down," Temari said sternly causing Naruto to freeze as he reached for more meat. "I know that because of your metabolism you need to eat a lot more but don't just stuff your face," Naruto nodded his head while glancing at her, before eating at a more normal pace.
"How the bloody hell did you do that?" Ron asked in surprise, he had been watching as the new boy ate plate after plate without any sign of stopping or slowing down.
"You just have to know how to control him," Temari smirked as Naruto began to cry anime tears at her cruel words. "By the way we didn't introduce ourselves, my name is Temari Uzumaki, and this bottomless pit is my husband Naruto Uzumaki," Naruto gave a small wave to the main group they were suppose to protect.
"My name is Harry Potter," Harry said a little surprised at what she said, they were married, how was that possible.
"Ron Weasley," the red haired boy said food in his mouth, still a little surprised at the amount of food Naruto was eating.
"Hermione Granger," the girl said watching the two suspiciously, she had never read anything about wizarding schools in Japan; she had read about schools in other places such a Egypt and France, and even Russia, but nothing about a school in Japan; another strange thing was the fact that the two were married, and they appeared to be their age.
"Nice to meet you guy's, like she said the name's Naruto Uzumaki," Naruto grinned before pulling out a scroll and opening it, before summoning a bottle of Mount Myōboku Sake, getting a disapproving look from Temari.
"I thought I told you not to bring that," she said with a stern glare at her husband.
"And leave it for the pervy sage or the old lady to get their hands on it, like hell," he said pouring himself a cup. "Do you know how hard it was to convince Gamabunta to part with this one bottle?" Temari narrowed her eyes before letting out a sigh and holding out her glass, waiting for him to pour her some.
"What is that?" asked another red haired boy who had a prime and proper air around him.
"It's Sake, a drink from out 'school'," Naruto said calmly drinking it and letting out a small sigh of satisfaction.
"That didn't answer my question," the boy said with a disapproving look on his face.
""Yes it did, it's called Sake, it's a drink, if you want to know more you're going to have to try it yourself," the boy, Percy, along with the golden trio held out their glasses in order to try some.
Everyone in the hall turned as Naruto broke out into laughter as the golden trio and Percy began gaging on the Sake, Kankuro soon joining him as realization of what happen hit him.
"Oh man, hahaha, you should see the look's on your faces," Naruto laughed as the four Gryffindor's tried to wash their mouths out with the pumpkin juice.
"Naruto, stop laughing at them," Temari said not really caring as she calmly drank her own glass of Sake. "It's a natural reaction for most people when they first drink Sake."
"How can you drink that stuff, it's absolutely revolting," Hermione said getting another round of laughter from the Kyubi Jinchurikki.
Once the start of term feast was over, the two Uzumaki's followed the golden trio up to the Gryffindor common room, silently marveling at the sight of the portraits along the walls moving and waving as they past.
"So, what's it like here at Hogwarts?" Naruto asked the three, who glanced between each other.
"Well, it's like any normal school I guess," Harry said, not really knowing how to answer Naruto, since he didn't even know about other schools until they were introduced to the shinobi. "We have classes most of the day, their all interesting in their own way, then we have days of on the weekend in order to do homework and spend time with friends."
"Man, sounds pretty boring if you ask me," Naruto said looking around like a kid in a candy store.
"So what's your school like?" Hermione asked glancing over at Temari who was looking around, memorizing the layout of the school.
"Well, it's very different from here, I can tell you that," Temari said turning to look at the bushy haired girl. "Our 'school' is split into five 'houses' similar to Hogwarts, there's our 'house' Konoha, my brother's 'house' Suna, then there's three other 'houses' Kiri, Kumo, and Iwa.
"Konoha and Iwa 'house' don't really get along, Kiri, is kind of having an in 'house' argument, Kumo house is kind of on a lock down, and Suna is really close with Konoha, which is why our two houses are the only ones here," Temari said getting an interested look from Hermione as the group entered the common room.
"Fascinating, your school sound's very complicated," Hermione said getting a nod from the two shinobi.
"It is, by the way, can you tell use were our room is?" Temari asked getting a confused look from the three third years. "You see, Dumbledore said that we would be getting a privet room for the two of us," Naruto tapped her shoulder and pointed over to a door that a few people were looking at in confusion.
"Has that door always?" Ron asked as the five walked over to the door which had a note on it that read 'Privet room for Mr. and Mrs. Uzumaki.'
"Well that answers that question," Naruto said opening the door to reveal a rather large room with a bed on one wall, a couch in front of a fireplace, a small kitchen area, and privet bathroom with a hot spring like bathtub. "Damn, the old man really went all out on this room," he smirked as he opened the small fridge in the kitchen, revealing a bottle of sake. "He even got us a bottle of sake and not the cheap stuff either."
"Wow, he really did go all out," Temari said looking around the room impressed while the other Gryffindor's stared in awe at the room. "Well we should get to bed, don't want to miss our first class," she smiled sweetly before closing the door on the faces of their house mates. "Now, shall we test out this bed?" she asked tackling Naruto onto the bed in a searing kiss while he threw up a silencing seal.
The next morning, as the sun was rising over the forbidden forest, Naruto and Temari were headed down to the great hall, Temari with a slight limp, in order to meet the others.
"Sup guy's," Naruto said cheerfully as the two Uzumaki entered the great hall to see the others sitting around talking about their houses.
"Uzumaki," Gaara said in his monotone voice glancing at the two. "I hope you slept well," both blushed at that.
"Yeah, we slept alright," Naruto grinned before Temari smacked him over the head.
"Shut up," she glared at him before turning to face the others. "So, how did you guy's sleep?"
"The Slytherin's are all a pain in the ass, especially Draco Malfoy," Neji said with a glare, his Byakugan activating in anger, with Gaara nodding in agreement.
"The Hufflepuff's are alright, their all really nice," Hinata said calmly, a small smile on her face, and a small smear of blood on the sleeve of her robe where she wiped away he nosebleed; when Temari moved to Konoha, her and Anko managed to break Hinata out of her shell, thought she became more open about her desires for Naruto, though he was still too dense to see it.
"The Ravenclaw's are alright, though their all troublesome," Shikamaru said, his head down on the table, getting a sigh from everyone.
"Well I agree that they are alright for the most part, but a lot of them are real smartass," Tenten said with a twitch in her eye.
"Well, the Gryffindor's seem alright to me," Naruto said with a wide grin. "Most of them seem to be a little head strong, but otherwise they seem cool."
"I agree, they do seem alright, though that girl Hermione already seems suspicious of us," the group turned to face Temari as Naruto warped his arms around her, placing his chin on her head.
"We should keep a close eye on her," Neji said getting a nod from everyone. "If the report we got on her is true, and she is suspicious of use, she'll do anything to get information on us."
"Let's not worry about her for now," the group turned to face Naruto. "Until it becomes a real problem, we should focus on protecting the school and acting like students."
"Since when did you become the leader?" asked Kankuro, before he was sent flying into a wall be Temari's iron fan, which she had in a seal on her wrist.
"Don't argue with him," the wind mistress said glaring at her idiot brother. "While he may not be a tactical genius, he's right, besides he out ranks you so don't argue."
"Right, sorry sis," Kankuro said pulling himself out of the wall, missing the rest of the group laughing at him before they began going over what they plans.
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