Sorry, I haven't updated in a while! Ive been a bit busy lately: MapleStory, Youtube, homework, etc. Here's chapter two! Enjoy!
The Hyotei regulars were sitting in the clubhouse waiting for Atobe to start morning practice. Nobody dared to talk about last week's incident in front of their somewhat irritable captain. Except Oshitari. Although he wasn't talking about it now, because it wouldn't be any fun unless Atobe was there. Then...
"Hey Shishido, you're stepping on my tennis bag." said Gakuto rather calmly.
"So what?" replied Shishido.
"So get off!"
"Or else what?!"
"Or else I'll kick your face!"
"Gakuto, you can't kick my face because you're too short--OW! WHAT THE FUCK!" Gakuto had done a moonsault and kicked Shishido's face on the way down.
"THAT"S WHAT YOU GET, LOSER!"
"JERK!"
"BUM!"
"RETARD!"
"STUPID!"
"IDIOT!"
"MORON!"
"DUMBASS!"
"BASTARD!"
"ASSHOLE!"
"BITCH!"
Shishido punched Gakuto in the face after that word.
"What the hell?!"
"That was payback for kicking me in the head!"
"You wanna fight?!"
"Bring it on loser!"
"Here they go again." said Hiyoshi.
"Always like this." said Oshitari as he went back to his book.
Then Atobe came in. "What -- the -- hell -- is -- going -- on ??!!"
"Obviously, Shishido and Gakuto are having another bitch fight." said Oshitari very calmly.
"Kabaji!"
"Usu."
"Get them outta here! Now!"
"Usu."
At lunch time, during practice, Coach Sakaki had a very bright idea. "We're going to try a new doubles pairing today. Oshitari and Ootori, take that side of the court. Mukahi and Shishido take the other side."
Almost instantly, there was chaos.
"WHY DO I HAVE TO PAIR WITH HIM !?!?!?!?!?" Shishido and Gakuto said simultaneously.
"Because you need to learn to cooperate."
"NO!!!'
"Fine then, because I said so."
"I'm not playing doubles with this loser!" said both of them.
"Well it doesn't look like you have a choice." said Hiyoshi.
"Shut up!" yelled Shishido.
"Nobody asked you!" added Gakuto.
Game to Oshitari-Ootori pair. 5 games to 0, change court.
"Nice scud serve." said Oshitari.
"Thanks!" said Chotarou.
"This is all your fault!" screamed Shishido.
"My fault ?!?!?!" yelled Gakuto.
"Yes it's your fault!!!! Cause you're stupid!!!"
"Shut the hell up!"
"No!"
"Shut up!"
"Make me!"
"Both of you shut the hell up!" yelled Atobe.
Hiyoshi whispered something to Atobe "Hey, I have an idea..."
"Seriously."
"Trust me. It'll work."
"Trust you?"
"Just do it."
"Fine. Hey Shishido, Gakuto!"
"What do you want?!?!"
"I want you to stop bitching. But obviously that's not going to happen. Gakuto, you haven't returned a single scud serve. Shishido, your grip totally sucks. And neither of you have won a single game yet. Both of you suck."
"You're the one that sucks!" yelled Gakuto.
"For once, I agree with this idiot. Shut up, Atobe!" said Shishido.
"Then start playing."
Game to Shishido-Mukahi pair. 7games to 5.
"God damn it. How did they win?!" asked Atobe.
"Simple, they both hate each other. But they hate you even more." said Hiyoshi.
"And how did you get that idea?"
"I don't like you either."
"Over my dead body will you become captain next year."
"That can be arranged."
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