I threw myself on my bed and pulled the covers over my head "Bella? What's wrong?" Edward asked alarmed.
"You wont shag me" I mumbled.
"Bella, I can't! Ill get too excited and split you in half" He seemed like he wanted to be raged but his voice sounded saddened.
"Can we at least try? Im just so horny! You don't want me to have to resort to Mike Newton do you?"
Edward growled slightly then pulled me towards him.
"You're such a sneaky bitch Bella. If I didn't love you so much i'd hate you and your blood would reek of piss"
"Do you want some blood? If it will get you in the mood.." He looked at me, eyes wide. I didn't wait for an answer. I pulled some scissors out my drawer and cut my toe off. Bloody gushed everywhere. "Suck it Edward, NOW!" His eyes turned black as he dived to my feet, taking my foot in his mouth like a dog. Like Jacob Black. Ram. Deep growls escaped his throat as he lifted his head to look at me.
"This is like Christmas" he beamed, excited "Thank you my love, I can't believe you let me suck on your foot. It takes too damn good!" I smiled gleefully, glad to know I was finally going to have my way with him.
"Come up here" I cooed and he jumped on me, his lips covered in toe blood. "Ew Edward."
"Oh come on Bella, if you're to become a vampire one day you might as well get practice. Suck your toe stump and I promise ill stick my stone sausage in you" I didn't need to think about it twice. I pulled the bloody mess up to my face and sucked greedily. "That is the most sexiest thing ive ever seen" Edward whispered, smile wide.
"I can think of sexier" I teased pulling my top off. "Touch me Edward. I want to feel your hard as roof tile hands on my boobs!!" He groped them while kissing me hungrily, the toe blood spurting out from between us.
"My hard penis is so hard Bella" he crocked into my ear.
"You have a constant boner?" I giggled
"Why yes I do. I must have been having naughty dreams when Carlisle turned me. Its never been floppy since"
"Do me NOW!!" I yelled, not caring if Charlie heard. Edward yanked both out clothes off in a flash and covered my body in his.
"This could hurt" He said quietly.
I don't give a fuck, stick it in!" His great member rammed me up against the wall, I screamed in pleasure and grabbed his perky cold bum. Suddenly my door slammed open.
"Bella!? What's wrong I heard..." Charlie stared in horror at the bloody mess that was Edward and I. Naked and having sex up against the wall.
"GET OUT NOW!!" he yelled at Edward "How dare you!!" Edward hissed and fly out the window naked.
"What the hell do you think you're doing Charlie!?" I yelled, pulling the covers over myself and darting out the bed to stand in front of him. "Im 18, not 10. Do you want me to make your stinking tea, is that it!? HERE IT IS" I bellowed yunging some old left over cereal at his head "Eat that you FUCK". Before he got a chance to answer I ran down the stairs, not caring I only had a cover to hide my dignity, or what was left of it anyway and ran out the door. Edward was hiding in the bushes.
"Im so sorry Bella" he began
"Oh shh, come on, lets go back to the meadow and get it on"