A/N: really guys? Nine hits, eight visitors, and NO REVIEWS? What's going on with you guys? I mean I didn't think I was that bad a writer!!!

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Selena p.O.V.

I woke up to the sound of muffled laughter. Quickly opening my eyes, I looked up to see a quite good-looking boy standing over me along with James, another cute boy, and a very short and piggish looking one.

" Psst. Lily. Lily, wake up! Lily!"

Even with all my coaxing, she remained impervious to my call.

"Lily!"

Then I had an idea.

" Lily! Your boyfriend's here!"

That woke her up with a start.

" James Potter is not my boyfriend, the bastard." she seethed.

"Always one to jump to conclusions," I teased. " Who said I was talking about Jamie boy over here?"

" Wait, you're not?" she asked, a little confused.

Before I could say anything, James cut in.

" Of course she was talking about me! It's not her fault that she didn't know we were going steady already! The poor girl just thought we looked amazing together, right? I mean, I am one of the sexiest guys on the train- Excuse me, I am the sexiest boy here. I t's not your fault you can't resist." he added, turning to me. By now, both Lily and my wands were out.

" Potter, when will you learn, I AM NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND I NEVERWILL BE!" she screamed, while managing to look calm at the same time. It was amazing how she did it, really. But if you looked closely into her eyes, you could see a fire burning. It was actually very scary. I mean very, very scary. I mean terrifying! And of course Jamie had the luck to be staring right at them. Slowly the color drained from his face and skin. His eyes turned glassy and his knees knocked together. Then he crumpled to the floor and started spasmodically shaking while screaming in pain and terror. It was funny at first, as we all thought he was acting, but then we realized it was real.

"Lily! Stop! This is serious!" I cried.

" Selena," she said slowly, "I'm not doing it. I don't know what to do!"

At the same moment, the before-mentioned good-looking guy stepped forward and said "No, I'm Sirius." with a goofy, but cute smile on his face

"What the he- never mind." I said, turning away. I didn't get it, and anyways, I'd find out later.

Right then, as I turned to tend to James, Mr. Cute ,from over on the side, came up to us and slapped "I'm Serious" guy, then looked at his hand as if he was crazy.

"Sirius, this is no time for that stupid pun. Your best mate is practically dying, and all you can do is smile and make a joke? What-slap!-is-slap!-wrong-slap!-with!-your-slap!-fucking-slap!-head-slap!"

Now "Serious" looked truly amazed.

"Moony! You- of all people, you!- swore!"

Moony looked ashamed and embarassed of himself. Whether it was because of the swearing, or because of his name, I'll never know. I thought. What kind of parent names their child Moony? I asked myslef.

"Oh, Moony isn't my real name, by the way. I'm Remus Lupin, this is Peter Pettigrew, indicating the piggy boy on his right, you already know James, and this is-"

"I'm Sirius Black, proud member, founder, and presidentf the disown-evil-parents-society Pleasure to meet you."

" Oh, the pleasure's all mine," I said sarcastically while rolling my eyes.

" By the way, he's the only member," Remus whispered to me in a not-so-quiet voice.

" I heard that!" said Sirius in a sing-song voice.

" You were supposed to stupid," sighed Remus.

" Back to the point, what do we do with James?" Lily asked.

" What?" chorused Remus & Sirius together.

" what the frick- right here!" she cried, indicating the floor. " Or not?" she whispered, staring at the floor where James was.

Or used to be.