Heyy people! How is everybody? I am actually shocked at the number of people who reviewed… Not that I don't love it, I'm just… surprised! Thanks everyone, and keep them coming!

I do not own Hetalia.

Alfred!

Mate! What's up!

Mel here!

Ok, I have a bit of a problem, and I don't know if you could help me, but... I
think I might have fallen in love...

With one of your cities... DON'T TELL HIM!

...It's NY. I- might have fallen for him, but I have no idea how to tell him
or ANYthing!

I thought you could help, seeing as you know him best and stuff...

Please write back soon!

Seeya!

~Melanie Flinders

The City of Mebourne

((Mel and NY are both OCs of mine... Make up whatever you want about NY, he's
only half-done.))

Heyy, dudette! I haven't seen you in AGES! :D

NY? Seriously? Woa, that guy gets some love.

Ok, my advice: YOU HAVE TO STAND OUT! Like I said above, he gets lots of love, and if he doesn't notice and remember you, you have no chance. Big, bright things are awesome and he loves them. And not everyone knows this, but he's a big sucker for musicals, art and architecture. The dude's obsessed. You didn't hear that from me though, right? It'd be pretty unawesome if he turned up at his pop's door with his shotgun in his hand, loaded and pointed at my head.

Just Googled your home, and it's awesome! You should bring him out to see some of those awesome buildings of yours. If all goes well… well, I'll leave that to you to decide ;)

~Alfred

Dear Alfred,

I need to get rid of my stalker she's a total creeper too. She pops out of no
where and stares at me. So any advice?

Stabby

Hi dudette.

Uhh, stalker? No fun. If ignoring her gets you nowhere, maybe take different routes to your classes or wherever she stalks you. Confuse her and try get her off your track. If that also doesn't work, Tell an adult or someone who can confront it. Or do it yourself if you wanna.

~Alfred

Dear "Hero"

I need...relationship advice. there is thiss guy that I am rather fond of but
he seems uninterested. We also get into fights sometimes. Do you know how I
could speak to him without fighting?

-UnicornTea

((Yes this is Arthur. XD))

UnicornTea… Unicorn… Tea… HEY ARTIE! Awesomee~

Uhh… Those fights you have are the perfect excuse to get emotional. Tell whoever it is when you are. If they respond badly, blame it on confusion. If they take it well, hug them! ^_^

~Arthur

Hero,

1. Couldn't you have picked a better codename? We all know who you are.

2. How do I get people to listen to me?

3. ...errrm...there is a girl that I like...do you have any advice?

-James K Jones (Delaware)

Delaware… You're one of my awesome kids, right?

Now for my awesome advice!

Codename? Hero is an awesome codename!

Not the way the Muslim terrorists did on 9/11. Keep talking to people and try to get them to listen. If they don't, tug on their sleeve or something. Remember that you're my son, not Mattie's

Ohh, You like someone? WHO? Come on, you can tell daddy~ … Ok, just get her to notice you, spend lots of time with her and make her feel special. Good luck!

~Alfred

Um Hi America!

I WAS gonna go to Gilbert's column but then I saw yours and you're just way
cooler. Anyway, I have a problem.

Kay, here goes, don't laugh.(BTW i'm British)

I like this guy right... I mean really like. But we both share the SAME NAME!
For example: my name is Sam so is his. Awkard or what! Anyway my friends laugh
at me when I talk to him. Please help me out, America! This british girl think
you're way more awsome than Prussia! And you're the Hero!

AquaGrace

(To Author: This was a brilliant idea)

Hi … Sam?

Of course I'm way cooler. I am the hero.

Haha, I do remember that Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner were dating for a while. They used nicknames to get over the awkwardness. Maybe you could try that.

~Alfred

(Thank you ^_^)