Hey guys so its been a while please give your opinions and advice appreciated
Me: deidara your turn to disclaime
deidara: yaio does not nor ever will own naruto or its characters *pouts*
ME:*sad face* its true if i did sasori would never die and sasuke would stay and make out with naruto every other min.
sasori: masashi kishimoto does *Grumbles*
deidara: Danna *tackles him* i missed you *straddles sasori/whispers in his ear* lets go have some "fun" now
sasori:*smirks* fine by me *drags deidara to the dressing rooms*
Me:*covers nose* *stops nose bleed* i dont get paid enough for this *takes pics of them* blackmail!
ON WITH THE STORY!
(lunch period Deidaras p.o.v)
iv'e already meet eight people :
sasori and pain(we have home room together)
kakuzu and konan (both in health,kakuzu has home room with us to)
hidan and tobi (both in gym,hidan has home room to)
itachi and kisame (both science both home room)
Pain=boy piercings all over his face,bright orange hair,weird grey eyes,and controlling (he thinks hes god!)hes 17 the oldest in the group hes rude since he said im a flat chested girl(1) birthday september 19
kakuzu=big guy,a lot of stiches,weird greenish eyes,brown hair,he turned 16 like a month ago or something he doesnt say much to me cause hes to busy with money either black mailing others for it or counting his own
konan=blue hair,grey eyes,one piercing under her lip,blue orgami flower in her hair,shes the only girl iv'e actually talked to and got along with at this school shes 16 her birthdays february 20
hidan=white hair,tall,pinkish brownish eyes there pretty,tannish,muscular, hes 15 tuning 16 in april 2,i think hes crazy and you'll see why later
tobi=black long hair (up 2 neck),redish greyeyes,pale skin,hes15 birthday june 12 (2) he acts like a damn little kid worse then having to deal with sasori
itachi=long black hair tied into a low pony tail,black eyes that change color (to red of course),pale skin,small girly figure (im smaller then him though),hes 15 turns 16 in june 9
kisame=um blue hair,light blue skin (weird but ok?),black beady eyes,16 birthdays march18
kakuzu doesnt even pay attention to me!hes to busy counting his money while hidans running around the lunch room trying to kill bunny that wondered out of its cage and tobi is clinging onto me saying "tobi is a good boy right sempai?" while itachi's asleep leaning on an eating kisame though there the weirdest they both act the most normal compared to the others!I snapped out of thought when I heared
"yes finnaly fuck yea!take that you bitch" hidan yelled while swinging the bunny around by the ears absentmindedly
"eat this shit now red!"hidan yelled while shoving the bunny into sasori's face.
"get that dirty shit away from me you son of a bitch!"sasori yelled at hidan.
"fuck red eat it now and so what if my moms a bitch you bastard!"hidan shot back glaring at the red head.
"im not eating it hidan now move it before I make you eat it again"sasori responded glaring back at him with more tention then hidan.
"Again,un?"I questioned ,slightly grossed out
hidan shoved the dead bunny into sasori's face again in a blink of an eye sasori was shoving the dead animal down hidans thoat.
"sasori i don't think that's a great idea"Itachi started but it was to late as kakuzu started putting his money away so he could deal with them both.
"sasori,off NOW!"kakuzu yelled while grabbing the red head and slamming hidan onto the bench
"hidan stop forcing others to eat what you won't now can I count my money in peace and quiet!" he yelled at the to sulking boys. 'ok remind me to never get on kakuzus bad side'I thought
LAST PERIOD (sasoris P.O.V)
'deidaras only been here for 5 hours and hes already had 11 guys ask him there desperate!' sasori thought 'well I cant lie he's kinda cute more when he pouts,he even calls me danna soo adorable!...woah wait hold on what am I thinking! that brats not cute hes annoying!'
"class welcome to konoha high im your new art teacher but call me kurenai,to start things off lets talk,what are your oppinions on true art"kurenai asked her class. naruto's (a hyperactive blond who reminds me of Deidara only with whisker like scares on his face I also think he might be dating sasuke) hand shot up.
"talk with the person next to you" kurenai finnished.I turned towards Deidara
"well brat you wanna go first?" I asked
"sure un! I believe art is fleeting it should only last a moment that's what makes it special,un!"Deidara exclaimed.
I frowned,then smirked and said "awwww,how cute!you really believe that true art is fleeting!" Deidara's face turned red with anger
"because it is ,un!"he yelled.
"no brat true art is eternal!it has to last forever so people can appreciate its beauty!"I said calmly while tapping his nose with my index finger.
"Its fleeting un!" Deidara growled
"Its eternal brat!"I exclaimed while frowning
"fleeting un!"
"eternal brat"
"transient un!"
"everlasting brat"
"a BANG un!"
"end-less brat!"
"f-l-e-e-t-i-n-g un!"
"for the last time brat its eternal, why would you even think its fleeting?thats just stupid!"I yelled at the blonde.
"because sasori-no-danna un,if something last for ever it'll become boring but if its fleeting you'd want it more since its gone forever un".I stood there staring at the blue eyed beauty.
"well...your point does make sense but I still think its eternal..."i sighed "tell you what we'll agree to disagree deal?"I asked with a smirk.
"un!sure danna un!" Deidara sarcastically replied while smirking
AFTER SCHOOL ( Deidaras p.o.v.)
"Yo brat me and the others are going to hang out at itachi's wanna come with?" sasori asked me while gathering his things
"ummm...sure I guess un" we both grabbed are jackets out of are lockers and headed out to itachi's. soon as we got to itachi's i went into shock. his place is huge!itachi was already standing out side waiting for lead us to his arcade/game room that was a huge room with four (60"5 inch) flat screen tvs hanging on the wall he had 2 wii's 4 ps3's 5 x-box 360's. he had dance revolution,guitar hero the whole set,black ops,halo 2 bundle edition and ssoooo many more!
"yo itachi hook up the guitar hero lets play" sasori told itachi while grabbing the electric tossed itachi the bass,while hidan sat near the drums.
"Yo dei catch!"he yelled while tossing the mic towards me.
"dei,un?"i asked tilting myhead he smirked
"yea its my new nick name for ya brat, like it?" he asked while adjusting the strap to the electric."no not really why cant you just call me by my name,un" i respondedwhile blushing lightly.
"because I like to annoy you" sasori replied with a smirk
"ok lets pick a song what do you wanna sing dei?"sasori asked.
"uhh how about a lunatics lament by alesana,un?"i smirked
"sure ready when you are"he replied
"lets do this,un!"i yelled smiling at sasori
(sasori p.o.v)
the song was starting i was backround singer
"if only you could see" Deidara sang starting it off
"if only you could see"i ecoed after after him singing as much as i can to match the singer
"your the only one I've ever dreamed of(2)"Dei sang after me
"if only you could see,if only you could see"we both sang together
"should I apologies,to such pathetic eyes? just the sight of you has made me sick tonight"deidaras voice flowed though the air like a silk ribbion
"it was your poison kiss that turned me into this then again there is a chance you could be right" he sang
'wow who would have thought the brat could sing!' i thought as the keys started going faster as it hit the chores
"darling will you please take a walk with me?we can count the stars that disappear i wish you could see your the only one I've ever dreamed of are you satisfied?" deidara sang smiling
"are you satisfied?are you satisfied?" i sang echoing the chores
"what fate has led me here oh please forgive me dear,i dont know if i could survive on my own
i could have married you instead i burried you now i will see if i could fall asleep alone..."deidara sang smirking at the screen
"darling will you please take a walk with me,we can count the stars that disappear i wish you could see your the only one i've ever dreamed of are you satisfied?"
are you satisfied?" i sang
"the nightmares coming true."
"are you satisfied?"i repeated
"it was all for you"he sang while smirking at me
"are you satisfied?"i sang giving him my own smirk
"i did it all for you" he sang looking at me...woah did he just wink at me?
"are you satisfied?"i sang while playing my(kinda) guitar solo in the song.
TIME SKIP TO AFTER THE SONG
"Wow blondie who would have fucking thought you could fucking sing!" hidan exclaimed while grabbing a beer
"un...thanks hidan-kun..." Deidara responded,cheeks slightly reddish/pink. 'whats with the blushing...and wtf!hidan-KUN?more like hidan teme to me!' i thought
"yea dei you could really sing im suprised how well you did you even beat my high score"i said while smiling at the blonde whos cheeks look like some one took a paint brush dumped it in crimson red and painted over them.
everyone in the room was staring at me like i grew an extra head that had 3 eyes and 5 noses "what?"i asked
"hey guys look the little fuckers smiling you made red smile blondie what a fucking jashin damned miracle!"hidan yelled smirking i looked at deidara who was yelling while studdering "n-no im sure it wasn't because of me I mean why would it be I'm nothing"while staring at the floor
why is it that when he said that it made my stomach knot up and twist in pain?before i knew what i was doing i walked up to him and tilted his head up so he could look me in the eye
"I don't know who told you that but they where wrong trust me your worth something"i told him next thing i know i was hugging him like life depended on it.
"d-danna un!" deidara studdered while slightly hugging back. when he pulled away he looked around the room to notice everyone staring at us as if we did something crazy
"what?" I asked
konan just smiled and said "ohhh nothing"
"danna un?"Deidara finnaly said
"yes dei?"i asked him
"i-i have to go home now if i stay to long my father would get upset"he replied in a rush.
"cant you call him and ask if you could spend the night? Its pretty late and I rather not have you walk home alone"Itachi asked
"i'll try un"the blonde replied
(1)remember the boy in the 1st chapter!
(2)nobody knows tobis real birthday so i gave him mines
(3)in this song its surpose to say "your the only GIRL i've ever dreamed of"but i changed it to "your the only ONE i've ever dreamed of" i sing it like that i think its better since im not bi or les.
me:wow sasori your soo sweet!
sasori:yea yea what ever*fixes his clothes*
deidara:danna dont be mean un! ?*ties his hair up*
me:exactly what did you guys do in there?
both:thats none of your damn buisness(un)
me:oh it is *shows pics to them
both:...bitch (un)
me:oh so ya want to go there watch whats gonna happen now ya gonna go though hell in this story now!
itachi:sasuke where are you!
all:wtf! itachi?what are you doing here?
itachi:oh nothing much just hunting for bunnys what do youthink im looking for sasuke!(mumbles:dumb asses)
me:itachi your soo lucky i love incest or else i would have killed you just now
sasori:hey no fair! how come you let him off the hook!
me:simple i-love-incest- that means i love itasasu
WARNING IF YOU DONT LIKE YAIO OR INCEST OR LEMONS WITH YAIO AND INCEST (lol i put them all together cus im that smart!) THEN DONT CONTINUE WITH THIS STORY IT STILL HAS A PLOT ITS NOT GOING 2 BE 1OO PERCENT SMUT BUT IT WILL HAVE IN LATER CHAPTERS YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
R&R=LOVE