CHAPTER 1
18 years old now and still a rogue ninja. I've been running a long time now and still didn't find Sasuke. Aint this bout some bullshit, but as you know I don't give up so easily. I am in Otokagure, and the people here don't even know of me here for some odd reason. Well its time for everybody to learn of me The Great Fire Fox.
Naruto begins to proceed out of the inn as he checks out and he see a local bar and says "Hey I never sat down and drunk some Sake. I will make sure I do that tonight after I get my name all over this town".
He walks around the village for quite a bit as everyone looks at him and shock.
He turns his head and everyone is staring at him and he says "What the fuck are you asses looking at"?
Two ninja's walk up to him and grabs him by the arm.
One of the ninja says "Hey you there, you're coming with us".
Naruto snatches away from the very tall ninja's as they start to giggle a little. Naruto looks at the ninja and says "what the fuck ya laughing at ya pussies."
The ninjas snicker and say "Homosexuals are not allowed in this village, we have to ask you to leave sir. Tehe".
Naruto looks at them with a disturbing face as the whole village starts to laugh at him.
"WHAT THE HELL GIVE YOU THE IMPRESSIONS THAT IM GAY YOU BITCHES".
The ninja's looked at him and says "your outfit hahahahah"!
Naruto is wearing a cape with a tight vest with some furry slacks and he has cat claws on his hand. With fox ears in his hair, and the whiskers of course.
The ninja breaks his laugh and says "We assumed that you're dressed for a Gay strip club. Seriously man take that shit off hahah.".
"Yeah total fag, maybe I should get fag repellent then it will be easier to keep guys like him out of the village" the other ninja says.
"YOU PUSSIES IM POSE TO BE A FOX. THAT IS MY NICKNAME THE GREAT FIRE FOX" Naruto yells.
The ninja's stop laughing at Naruto with a surprised look on there face. Naruto says "I know you heard about me".
The ninja says "wow I can't believe your standing here, hey chuck he is fire fox".
Naruto evilly chuckles and says "Don't worry Ill give you sometime to take it all in."
Chuck comes over and says "That's great he's here because Internet Explorer is working slowly".
Naruto changes his expression to a dull look and says "Come again".
Chuck walks up to Naruto and says "okay now how I download you on my software".
Naruto tries to hold his anger in. (Happy thoughts Naruto Happy thoughts)
Chuck looks back at him and says "Hey is Fire fox gay our something"
"ERGRRGGHHHHHHHHHHH THAT'S IT THIS VILLAGE IS ABOUT TO BE NOTHING BUT ASHES" Naruto yells!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naruto punches one ninja in the face and he flies into a side kiosk going threw it. The other ninja back up and start to form a Jutsu
Earth Element, Earth Rising Wall
An Earth wall comes out the ground towering over Naruto and Naruto Punches threw and grasp the ninjas head. He cocks back and slams his head full throttle in the ground.
He looks around and says "Who the hell else want to assume some stupid shit huh"?
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As it get late Naruto goes to sit down at the bar.
As he sits down at the bar the bartender says "Um sir there is a gay bar down the street if that's more suited for you".
Naruto becomes angry again and grabs the bartender by his neck. He yells out "Listen here you bitch I am not gay now make me a got dam DRINK"!
Naruto pushes him back and he says "Alright alright what you want let me guess a Maui".
Naruto says "yes that would be lovely".
"Knew It"
Naruto becomes angry again and says "what's that pose to mean"?
The bartender looks back and says "Um I don't know you just look like a guy who likes Maui. I had a guy name Ro-ule came in here and he drunk the same thing and he was extremely gay".
"YOU SON OF A BITCH"!
"That will be enough boys" a mysterious woman says.
She come and sits down by Naruto and says "I like a strong man that likes to get kinky, definitely since you are a 5 star rogue ninja Uzamaki Naruto".
Naruto smiles and says "YES somebody knows me haha so what's your name beautiful". "Oh me my name is Karin" she says.
As time pass Naruto becomes drunk as they talk. "Do ur know why I came on this advenrurerrr Im lookinnn forr my frienddd. My Long Lost comradeee. I couldnttt even stp him. . . . . . He so strong. He beattt meee so mamy times??????????????. Heyyy are youuu listening to me. . . . . . . . . . Hey. . . . . . . . . . . . .Hey BITCH!!!!!! ANSWER ME".
Karin looks at Naruto and says "What did you say you bastard".
Naruto gets up from the bar and says "You heard mee you preeetyy ass bitch"!!!
Naruto goes for a smack but falls out.
The bartender looks at him and says "Wow he's out, Murph come get him"
Karin interrupts him saying "Its okay Ill takes him".
She grabs Naruto, form seals, and disappear. .. .. .. ………………………………..
The Next Day Naruto wakes up in a sheltered cave.
He gets up to go outside to see where the hell he is, but there is nothing but a wasteland. Even though there is an empty wasteland he feels I certain decent amount of chakra streaming from somewhere close.
"Where is that chakra smell coming from and it seems familiar" says Naruto.
"Here I come you Bastard"!! He turns around and its—
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