Chapter 1: A Normal Day Thrown To Chaos
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Sanzo: What was that?
Me: Well I don't own you so shush.
Note: I'm sorry that this chappie is so short. I wanted it longer but Fred was being unhelpful. Chapter 2 should be much, much longer and a whole heck of a lot better.
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It was just another fairly normal day in the Sanzo team. They had camped out the night before, gotten up and eaten breakfast, killed a bunch of youkai assassins, drove until they reached the next town, ate lunch, got an inn, Hakkai, Gojyo, and Goku had went to get supplies, and now the sun was set and they were all out getting diner.
"Hey you stupid fricken kappa! That was mine!" Goku shouted.
"I'm sick of you yellin' at me for eatin you bakasaru!" Gojyo snarled back.
"I'm not yellin at ya for eating! I'm yellin at ya for eatin what's mine!" Goku growled.
"Silence or death!" the duo soon found a gun directly in their faces.
"But Sanzo he keeps taking my stuff!" Goku whined.
"I didn't take nothing! He's the idiot that thinks he has a right to anything edible!" Gojyo complained.
"I said shut up!" there was a loud THWACK as the fan-o-doom did its holy duty.
"OW!" they both groaned.
"If we're done here lets go back to the room shall we?" Hakkai smiled.
They all headed back their rooms. They had only been able to get one double room, much to Sanzo's disdain. So Sanzo and Hakkai had claimed the beds, leaving Gojyo and Goku to find futons for themselves. It was that or the floor.
Gojyo, Hakkai, and Goku were playing poker while Sanzo sat on his bed, smoking, while gazing out the open window.
"Hey! Stop cheating cockroach!" Goku yelled, shattering Sanzo's peace and quiet.
"You must be getting sleepy chimp. Your startin' to see things." Gojyo said around his cigarette.
"Well I'm afraid it doesn't matter since it seems I have a royal flush… again." Hakkai smiled.
"Goddamnit 'Kai! How do you do that even when I'm cheating?!" Gojyo groaned.
"Ha! I knew you were cheating ya damn kappa." Goku pointed an accusing finger at the kappa in question.
"Shut up you little ape!" Gojyo growled.
"Go to bed both of you!" Sanzo fired a few warning shots to convince them.
"Alright! Alright! We're goin'." the duo quickly went to their futons. Hakkai laughed as he turned off the lights. They all settled down and soon they were all asleep.
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The night stretched on and the youkai assassins started assembling around the inn. They had their orders and they were all rallying to be martyrs. They crashed into the room with their weapons at the ready. By this time the Saiyuki boys were up and ready to kick some idiot assassin butt.
"Sanzo party! Get ready to die and hand over the sutr-" the youkai was stopped by a bullet to the head.
"I was SLEEPING!!!!" this out burst from our favorite monk was followed by an array of bullets.
"It seems Sanzo-sama's a little cranky. But since when is that new?" Gojyo smirked as the chain came out of his shakujou, slicing up any youkai near him.
"Do you want to die, bastard?" Sanzo asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Calm down now." Hakkai smiled as he took out five assassins with a chi blast.
"Hey, after this can we go get somethin' to eat? I'm starving." Goku asked as he knocked in some skulls with his nyoi-bo.
"Well, its nearly morning anyways." Gojyo smirked.
"Breakfast does sound good." Hakkai said thoughtfully.
"Fuck that. As soon as this is over I'm going back to sleep and if anyone wakes me up I'll improve the ventilation in you moronic skulls." Sanzo snarled.
"Of course." Hakkai smiled.
The sun was just rising and there was only a few more youkai to kill. Unfortunately the four didn't sense the one youkai hiding outside. He had gotten specific orders from Ni Jianyi and he was prepared to accomplish the task even if it killed him. He took out the four darts.
"Well that just about does it." Gojyo said looking around. He made his shakujou disappear.
"They certainly made a mess didn't they?" Hakkai frowned as he disintegrated the bodies with his chi.
"Yeah. Lets go eat. I'm really hung- OW!" Goku stopped and looked down to a dart that was sticking out of his arm.
"Hey, what's wrong saru?" Gojyo walked over. "What's that? OW! What the fuck?" Gojyo looked down to the dart in his leg.
"Get away from the window, dumbasses!" Sanzo shouted aiming his gun at the window.
"Ah! AHHHH! No augh!" Goku jerked and fell to the floor.
"Goku!" Hakkai rushed over to the fallen boy. "Ah!" a dart hit him in the arm. He pulled it out quickly.
"GAH! AHHHHHHH!!!!! FUCKING! AH!" Gojyo collapsed to the floor as well.
"Gojyo! Nah! Ah!" Hakkai fell next to his friends as the excruciating pain shot threw him as well.
"What the hell's happening to you guys?" Sanzo asked looking to them and then aiming his gun back at the window. A forth dart flew into the window and Sanzo barely managed to dodge. He sent a few shots at the unseen foe and rushed over to the window. He held his gun at the ready and looked out. A youkai was trying to escape. He was taken out with a single bullet.
Sanzo stretched out his senses to search for any left over youkai. Finding none he turned back to his comrades. The painful screams had stopped.
"Hey. You three idiots alive?" he went over to them. All he found was the piles of their clothing. "What the fuck?" he nudged the pile that belonged to Goku with his foot. The pile of clothes started wiggling and a sound like a babies crying came from it. Sanzo pulled him gun back out and aimed it at the pile. He reached down and pulled the shirt away.
Out tumbled a little toddler. He had messy brown hair and looked up at Sanzo with big gold eyes. He smiled up at the dumbfounded monk, showing only a couple small teeth.
"Goku?" Sanzo asked shocked. He lowered his gun slowly. Gojyo and Hakkai's clothing started to wiggle and soon two more toddlers came out. Gojyo's hair wasn't as long as it had been, it was only to his shoulders. All three of the toddlers were naked of course. "Hakkai? Gojyo?"
Goku stood up on wobbly legs. He walked over to Sanzo and hugged his leg. "Daddy." he laughed. that's when Sanzo did something he'd never done before. He fainted.
**End Chapter**
Me: Sorry for the short chappie people. I felt it would be best if I ended it here. This chapter was really hard to get through.
Sanzo: Maybe you should just quit.
Me: No! I'm no quitter! Besides Fred would never leave me alone.
Sanzo: And once again it comes down to the muse being a pain in the ass.
Fred: I am not!
Sanzo: Yes. Yes you are.
Fred: Hakkai-chan doesn't think I'm a pain in the ass do you Hakkai-chan?
Hakkai: Er… of course not. O_^
Gojyo: You really have to do something about that lying problem 'Kai.
Hakkai: Its not a lie Gojyo.
Gojyo: See. You just did it again.
Sanzo: Hakkai's probably the most honest out of all of you rejects.
Goku: That's not true! I never lie!
Me: Okay Goku. How did the kitchen get flooded again?
Goku: Oh. Um… well there was this squirrel.
Me: For the last time Goku, there was no squirrel!
Goku: There really was!
Sanzo: And the flood wouldn't have anything to do with the fact that you wanted to try out your surf board?
Goku: …no.
Me: Freaking liars.
Gojyo: I don't lie.
Me: Then where are my panties?
Gojyo: …How would I know? *cough*
Sanzo: Yeah. Truthful.
Me: Uh huh. Anyways, thanks to all my readers! All your review really keep me going. Please review but no flames. They, you know, burn.