Fun Times with Kikoku
Title: Fun Times with Kikoku
Rating: T
Fandom: One Piece
Summary: A collection of various shorts about Law's cursed sword, Kikoku, manifesting.
Genre(s): Humor/Adventure
Timeline: Punk Hazard Arc
Master's Heart
Tashigi, Smoker, Law, Robin, Franky, and Luffy were trapped in the cage. Caesar, Monet, and Vergo stood in front of them. Vergo held Law's sword. Suddenly, the nodachi began to glow, forcing Vergo to let go of it. The nodachi shifted to human form. "Geez Master, you're dumb,"
"Kikoku!" Law exclaimed.
"I mean seriously, you're really stupid," Kikoku insulted his wielder.
"What did you call me?" Law asked.
"Why the hell would you give your heart to Caesar if you plan on betraying him?" Kikoku pointed out. "That's just plain dumb. Master's dumb,"
"I am not dumb!" Law snapped. "Just get us out of this cage!"
"Let me think about it," Kikoku paused, putting a finger to his chin. "Monet-san, do you have any food?"
"I can get some cookies," Monet offered.
"Sorry Master," Kikoku told Law. "I want cookies more than I want to save you,"
"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?"
"You're the one who didn't feed me ever since we left the crew!" Kikoku claimed. "I'm starving!"
"CURSED SWORDS CAN'T STARVE! THEY DON'T NEED TO EAT!"
"You're not a cursed sword," Kikoku remarked. "You don't have a say. About those cookies?"
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"You're really strong, Vergo-san," Kikoku told the spy.
"Thank you," Vergo said, sipping his tea.
"I don't understand why Master left the Donquixote Pirates," Kikoku continued. "You alone could defeat him!"
"Because he has my heart!" Law shouted from the cage.
"Is this some kind of tragic one-sided love story?" Kikoku asked, despite knowing the real meaning.
"KIKOKU!" Law blushed from embarrassment. "He literally has my physical heart!"
"Master, we know you are in love with Vergo-san," Kikoku teased. "Stop shouting it out,"
"I DO NOT LOVE HIM!" Law became a deeper shade, like the color of Eustass Kid's hair.
"I can make money off of this love story," Kikoku took out a stack of papers and a pen. "Vergo X Law, a fanfiction by Kikoku!"
"KIKOKU!"
Hooray! This crack-fic was updated! Who here thinks I should actually create a fanfiction titled Vergo X Law, a fanfiction by Kikoku?
Kikoku: Yes!
Law: I do not love Vergo!
Vergo: It's Vergo-san to you, brat! (Squeezes heart)
Law: GAH!
Kikoku: Ah, his heart his aching because he wants to be with Vergo-san but can't because they are enemies.
Law: HE LITERALLY HAS MY HEART!