Chapter two
All is not as it seems.
I stared at who spoke
"You're late." The same voice told me again. It belong to Makarov, who was dressed all in blue, blue as a blue caterpillar, smoking a pipe.
"Master?" I squeaked when I saw the look upon his... strangely and badly painted blue face, his moustache and eyebrows were bright white and his hair was streaked with blue hightlights
"Lucy Heartfilia! Where have you been?" He demanded, suddenly growing about three times as big, still in the caterpillar costume
"Master! I'm sorry, Gemini side tracked me!" I gabbled, and Makarov began to shrink
"Oh ho ho! Is that so?" He chuckled, his moustache was twitching and shuffling, it was hard not to laugh as it twitched in his face like it was it's own caterpillar moving around his top lip. I bit my lip and let him chuckle
It went silent, and Makarov just stared at me for ages, the intense blue contacts creeping me out a little
"Lucy Heartfilia! You have to ,,withherlargebreasts,andbringpeace! He gasped all in one breath
I stood there dumbfound that a. the master had the power to say all of that in one breath, and two. Even though it was powerful, I have no idea what he said
"Um. P-pardon master?" I stuttered, and he stared at me
"You mean to say, you didn't understand me?" He looked at me with no emotion, his eyes were harsh like new cut sapphires
"N-no I didn't mean th-... yeah I didn't understand" I said glumly, looking down at the perfectly shiny black shoes
"Oh ho ho!" He laughed "You do like to joke, Lucy. For you I will repeat it slower."
I began thanking him gratefully, but he held up a hand
"But ask me another question again and I will have to punish you." He told me with his monotone voice, I swallowed and nodded my head
"You have to defeat the evil Red Queen, Erza Scarlet, and stop her unlawful rein, so that the beautiful" this part his said to the side "and may I also say big breasted" then he turned to me a small red blush on his blue cheeks "Mirajane so she can live out her days as the true ruler of Wonderland" he chuckled, before drinking a huge glass of brown liquid, most likely ale, through a straw
"Oh..." I replied a bit dumbfound, Erza is the red queen? And what is Wonderland when it's at home? I began to open my mouth, and then remembered the masters warning.
"Okay!" I beamed as cheerfully as I could. After that, the master began chuckling and mumbling to himself, I sweatdropped and moved on, edging onwards towards a path with distant flowers and mushrooms, which, strangely enough, the closer I got, the bigger then grew until I was level with them. Well... Level isnt the word because I was being towered over by huge roses, sweet williams, lillys, and all other sorts of flowers with fungi dotted few and far between.
Distantly, I could hear the sounds of repetitive music and laughter, with caution I moved forwards pass flowers
"Hello dear." A voice said and I screamed, and covered my eyes
"Who are you? Where are you? Show yourself"
"But my dear you can't see me with those small hands over your eyes..." The voice told me and I slowly uncovered my eyes. No one was around
"Hello?" I called, and there was a small giggle
"My dear, look up." And I did. I was face to face with a delicate white rose.
"U-uhm.. Y-you're a flower.." I stated stupidly.
She smiled with her weird face created from petals and spots to form her pupils.
"Of course, and you're a little girl, oh how pretty you are" Her leaves shivered with delight.
"Uhm, thank you. I.. um. I'm looking for the source of the noise."
"Your voice box dear."
"No I mean um, the laughter and music."
"That way" She pointed with her leaves towards a sign post with two faces drawn on.
Natsu and Happy. I ran away from the flower and past the sign post in the direction it was pointing
Natsu Dragneel was stood at the head of the table, yelling
"I am king Natsu!
And he was wearing something… that really wasn't Natsu. It was a large green hat, an orange overcoat that covered a green shirt that clashed with his neon green trousers, if that's what you want to call them, when they hung above his ankles so you could see the orange hiking boots poking out beneath them.
For a long time, I stared at Natsu's appearance, and then I began laughing, I laughed so hard it hurt to breath, that's when I noticed Gray sitting at the side of the table with a china cup and a spoon, stirring it as Happy threw sugar cubes into it, he was wearing a coloured pin stripped shirt with a blue set of tails over it, velvet by the looks of it, with black pinstripe trousers and white leather shoes, I suppressed another bout of laughter because Natsu and Gray were glaring at me
"Yes?" They both asked before they glared at each other, their hands flashed to red and blue
"Don't copy me!"
"You copied me first!"
They began squabbling with each other and I coughed
"Well?" Natsu asked, before the sound of marching appeared
Me: Sorry that took so long folks, I've been very busy
Happy: Busy eyeing up the men!
Erza: Impecable taste.
Happy: Aye!
Me: D Happy! I haven't so shush. -shake fist at Happy-
Gray: Are they at all like me?
Me: ._. Why are you naked?
Gray: AH! My Clothes T_T
Natsu: Ahaha! Now Gray lets fight!
Erza: ... Does this mean to say you're not getting on... -cracks knuckles-
Me: ._. What are you all doing here anyway? This is my privet space! I am telling the people where I've been
Happy: .. I told them for you :3 Aye! next week! Rika's love interest!
Me: Happy!
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