Blog entry 2- MY POOR TEETH.

HEY GUYS AHM BACK! Sorry for keeping anyone waiting…if anyone was actually waiting…

I can't believe people liked my blog. I mean, I know I'm so awesome and all, but I was practically forced to do this, you know. Whatever 'practically' means. Anyways, I should probably explain why I didn't write for a while…

OKAY. I GOT BRACES.

…stupid dentists…hurting my teeth…making me brush them…

What? It takes a LOT of work, you know! First, you have to take the brush. THEN, and this is the hard part, you have to squeeze out the TOOTHPASTE. But not too much, or too little! It has to be JUST RIGHT. See how hard this is? Oh, and the next step is SO risky, some people have DIED doing this! You have to PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH. AND START BRUSHING. *gasp* My poor teeth…

NO, HOAGIE. I'M NOT EXAGGERATING. Whatever that means.

Anyways, yeah I got braces. I can't eat anything GOOD until next week! How did I survive, you ask? By eating cruddy OATMEAL, that's what. What is that stuff made of, anyways?

Ahem. Speaking of Hoagie, he TORTURED me at lunch today. I mean literally. I was stuck sitting there, eating nothing but apple juice. (which was actually pretty good but that's not the point) And you know what he does? He gets a nice, hot, delicious brownie. And eats it. RIGHT. IN. FRONT. OF. ME.

I was about to give him a smackdown of a lifetime, but then he offered me some pasta. Okay, he got away with it this time! BUT JUST YOU WAIT, GILLIGAN.

yeah.

So today was pretty weird. But I heard it might snow tomorrow! Which means NO SCHOOL. Which means video games and pizza all day. Which means- OH WAIT, I STILL CAN'T HAVE PIZZA. See, told you braces were cruddy! Well, then I might actually go outside…maybe.

I should go reply to comments now.

-comments-

SkyHigh- AHAHA! That brownie was SOOOO DELICIOUS!And so was the chilli dog! IN YO FACE~

SkyHigh- ….I SWEAR THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU IM GONNA SMACK YO FACE SO HARD YOU WONT BE ABLE TO EAT ANOTHER BROWNIE EVER AGAIN. (or chilli dogs!)

Ace'slittlesis4evah- Oh, can it WALLABEE! We all know that you sleep with a stuffed teddy bear under your bed from Kuki! And anyway, you should know that Ace is planning tortures forms of revenge on you for getting Kuki. And you really aren't that hot. Nigel is hotter. And also, if you need any help against Ace, call me,. I know how to break into his room seven different ways, hack his computer and spring his traps. Good luck. MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!

Ace'slittlesis4evah- EY! For your information, I am SO much hotter than Baldie-HOLYCRUD WAIT WHAT. Ace is gonna TORTURE me? Aw come on man! Me and Kuki aren't even DATING! And, uh, I sooo don't like her, yeah..hehe… OKAY ANYWAYS. Do me a favor and find me some of his DEEPEST DARKEST SECRETS! *insert evil laugh here!* MAY THE FORKS BE WITH YOU TOO! (p.s. WHAT TEDDYBEAR I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKIN ABOUT.)

KNDNumbuh25- …*facepalm* So you DON'T brush your teeth everyday? That's just…*facepalms again*

KNDNumbuh25- It is SUCH a waste of time! First you gotta get the toothpaste, then the brush, and- you get the point!

SkyHigh- Bro, that's just naaasty.

SkyHigh- HOAGIE GTCO!

Fearofchicken13- AWWWW I wanna see your teddy Wally!

Fearofchicken13- I….HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!

a/n Wally. Denials not the only river in Egypt.

*crickets chirping*

;A; …well anyways. Thanks for reading and commenting, and I will see you again next week (hopefully!) And if not, I promise to make it up to you by forcing Wally to write a SUPER HUGE BLOG ENTRY!

hasta la pasta!~