Total Drama vs. WWE
Rated T
Disclaimer: I do not own the Total Drama series, nor do I own the WWE of any cases. It's been a long time since I wrote a wrestling fic, and I'm back! So, here it is!
Chapter 2: Sam vs. The Cobra
The RAW theme song plays once again as Michael Cole and Jerry "The King" Lawler return to commentate.
"Hello, and welcome back to Monday Night RAW!" Michael Cole exclaimed as The King felt psyched.
"What a night we're having so far. We had Ezekiel pick up a very huge victory over Damien Sandow! He still must be thrilled!" The King said joyously right in Cole's face.
"I still don't believe it. Damien Sandow didn't get his gear off, he wasn't even ready to be exact!" Cole said in such a complaint mood.
"Sorry to hear that, Cole. Let's get this party rolling and find out who will be the next contestant from Total Drama to compete!" Jerry Lawler said still psyched up as the Street Fighter II theme song played all over the arena. Justin Roberts then approached the mic.
"Ladies and gentleman, this next contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way down the aisle, being accompanied to ringside by his girlfriend Dakota, from his mother's basement, weighing at 230 pounds... Sam!"
"Oh, man! Look who Sam's got with him!" The King said just like a sex-crazed wolf as he looked right at Dakota, who's looked prettier than ever as she waved to the fans, "I wonder if she can bring those puppies over here!"
"Even if you did, I hardly think that would happen." Cole said with a bit of a scoff and a chuckle. Sam then grabbed the microphone.
"It feels so good to be right here in the World's Most Famous Arena... Madison Square Garden!" Sam said to the crowd, who was giving the gamer nerd an acceptable applause, "Before we start this match, I wanna dedicate this match to my beautiful and smoking-hot girlfriend, Dakota! Hey Dakota, this one's for you!"
"You go get 'em, Sam! I'm cheering you on!" Dakota said to his gamer boyfriend, just shouting happily as she gave him a very sweet kiss for good luck. The rest of the girls in the audience 'aww'-ed at the spectacle.
"Aw man, this isn't fair Cole! Why wouldn't Dakota kiss me?" The King said right to Cole with a groan.
"Maybe because he's used to kissing dorks. I oughtta know since I sit with one each Monday night." Michael Cole chuckled as a rock-styled Italian opera song began to play throughout the arena, indicating Sam's next opponent.
"And his opponent, from Calabria, Italy... weighing at 243 pounds... Santino Marella!"
Santino ended up powerwalking throughout the whole four corners of the ring, just huffing and puffing every chance he got until he finally got to the ring just waving to the fans who were just ape-shit crazy for the former United States Champ-ione. Santino then takes the mic and speaks to the uber-gamer.
"So... you must be Sam-uel! Let me tell you something, Sam-uel... have you ever been introduced to my fists? Pasquale and francesco?" Santino spoke to Sam as he was very clueless of what the italian mean't.
"Pasquale and francesco? Is that some sort of video game character you made up? Because it would be so awesome to see them up-close!" Sam exclaimed as Santino just smacked himself in the head. But just decided that it was good just to let it pass.
"Well, neither do I." Santino said right on the mic once again, "But have you ever felt-a the bite and the sting of a Cobra? You see, he's been a-dyiing to meet-a you! And I'm sure your spicy little meatball sitting outside the ring would love to see my-a Cobra!"
Dakota somehow cringed at Santino's comment, thinking that the Italian's mind was dirty as it was, but Sam sorta stepped in the conversation as he was still clueless as ever.
"Um, are you gay?" Sam said right to Santino with an eyebrow raised as Santino started fuming.
"Santino aint-a gay! He's..." Santino replied as he just shooked it off. "Ohhhh, just-a forget it! Let's get a-this over with! My Cobra is a-hungry!"
The referee broke Santino and Sam apart as the bell rinally rung on them. It was now into full circle as Sam decided to open Santino to a combo of his punches. Just like a boxer, he started to attack parts of Santino's body and chest, just making him vulnerable to these punches. Sam was definitely on a roll.
"Oh man, look at Sam go! It looks like he didn't take too kindly to that dirty talk Santino was making right to his girlfriend!" Jerry 'The King' Lawler said as Sam knocked Santino right out of the ring.
"Can you blame him? Next thing you know, he's clueless and when the bell rings, he's about to go rage!" Michael Cole said as Sam wen't under the ring and gave Santino more shots to the face. "And were seeing that in the gamer."
Weird enough, every time Sam was hitting Santino Marella, Sam seemed to make a punching sound through his lips, like he was making some sort of punching sound effect.
"POW! POW! BOOM!" Sam shouted out as he was landing each punch successfully. Not since one man had been in so much pain from those many punches. Sam had spent the entire match just punching away at a Cobra-less Santino as Dakota was cheering Sam on.
"Go Sam! Make me proud! Daddy's betting money on you to win!" Dakota shouted happily to Sam as the good-luck kiss was seeming to work for a little while...
...that was until Santino finally turned the tables when one of Sam's punches finally seemed to give the Italian a second wind. Santino was now being unaffected by Sam's hard boxing-like blows.
"Wait a minute, Cole..." The King said as he noticed the angry look on Santino's face, "It looks like those punches aren't affecting him anymore!"
"Santino's about to lose it!" Cole said as the final punch that Sam got to Santino, made the angry Italian speak back.
"You son of ma gun!" Santino said right to Sam as he swung away, only to have Marella counter it with a few punches of his own. Sam started to step back with each punch that was brought to him. This almost looked pretty much like a boxing match to be exact since Sam just threw punch after punch since the beginning of the whole match.
Santino then gave Sam the irish whip from rope to rope. Sam started to give Santino a clothesline, but the Italian performed a split, just in time to dodge it and give a very hard hip toss in which Sam landed hard in his back. Santino then ran aside the ropes and performed a running diving headbutt, which made Sam moan in such pain. The momentum finally began to change.
As Sam was still laying down in pain. It was time for Santino's secret weapon to emerge from Santino's one-piece. He took his green colored sock, which just happens to be Santino's main Cobra, and began to put it on.
"COBRAAAAAAAAA!" Santino said to the fans as he got himself steady, waiting for the Cobra to strike the uber-gamer.
But before he can, he was distracted by Dakota, who decided to use her innocent charm, that nice sexy shimmy, and the blonde-licious looks just to strike Santino's fancy. And pretty much, so did the Cobra itself.
"Oh, man! Santino should've struck Sam with the Cobra!" The King said out of astonishment.
"But it looks the Cobra is being struck by Dakota's charm! I think Santino's Cobra may be in love with her!" Cole exclaimed as Dakota decided to pet the Cobra and decided to give it a nice little kiss on the lips or the fangs. The Cobra was about to lose control because of that kiss.
As Santino was still being distracted by Dakota, Sam got up and decided to pull something inside his shorts.
It was perhaps another silky sock that Santino just had, but in most cases, the sock Sam was now wearing resembled pretty much like Dakota. Everyone couldn't believe that he was stealing a page out of Santino's playbook. Sam's version of the Cobra was now called "DaKota' in tribute to his blonde girlfriend.
"DAKOTAAAAAAA!" Sam said to the rest of the audience as he took a very vengeful stance, hoping for the Dakota-Cobra to strike.
As Dakota blew a kiss to Santino and finally went off the apron, the Italian turned right around...
...only to have Sam's Dakota-Cobra strike Santino right in the face, sending the latter right down in the mat unconscious.
Sam then covered Santino for the pin as the referee made the three count.
"1... 2... 3!"
As the bell rang, Sam was greeted by cheers and Dakota just cheered wildly that her boyfriend got the win.
"The winner of this match... Sam!"
As Dakota went inside the ring to hug her gamer boyfriend, Santino was rolling out of the ring in defeat.
"Well, I'm not sure if I like the way it ended, Cole, but you have to admit one thing... Sam knows how to impress the WWE Universe, and I was definitely impressed tonight." The King said with an approved smile.
"Indeed, that marks down another win for the Total Drama cast. They're really rolling tonight!" Cole exclaimed as sam and Dakota continued their heart-warming embrace/victory at ringside.
And then, it got really hotter between them as both Sam and Dakota met in a real passionate kiss. Both of their lips ang tongues felt so much warm inside each other's and just rubbing around like pink-colored eels. That kiss made fans holler and hoot for more. But when Dakota lifted up her leg and wrapped it all around Sam's back with his hand playing a game of ass-grab, this made fans holler and hoot really loudly.
"Oh, come on! Get a room! Do we really gotta see that?" Cole said as he was just cringing from the inside as he looked away.
"You can't really be disgusted by this? I mean, a lovable loser like Sam kissing a hottie like Dakota is hot! It makes me wish that we would have ditched the 'PG' era years ago!" King chuckled as Sam carried Dakota bridal-style and hopped over the barricade and into the nearest locker room for something a little more than making out. ;)
"I feel the same way. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go smoke weed and think about my life..." Michael Cole said in pity as he left the broadcast booth like a poor-ass drunkard.
"Same me some too!" King said right to Cole who was walking like a zombie and then focused right on the camera, "We'll be right back for more Total Drama vs. WWE after these messages!"
This is getting feisty! Sam getting the win and a kiss from Dakota! Man, I wish I was him!
Next up will be Alejandro! What kind of opponent do I have in store for him? Read and review everyone until the next chapter! BAZINGA!