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Ruka: Hey Riley. Can I ask you something? Do you like Kaname-sama?

Riley: I didn't give you permission to ask me a question.

Ruka: So…Do you?

Riley: Yes.

Ruka: Oh. I didn't think you'd tell me so easily. I thought you would be harder to persuade.

Riley: I just didn't want to hear you talk.

Seiren: Ha! I told you nobody wanted to hear you talk, but you just never listen!

Rima: Yeah. Cause if we let you talk, you would be forever talking your ass off.

Riley: Why do you care? You're forever talking your ass of about Shiki.

Rima: Well that's different.

Seiren: Say something else we never heard.

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Riley: I know! Let's play a game!

Seiren: What type of game?

Riley: So it goes like this. We take turns saying three guy's names and then the person you ask has to tell us which one they want to marry, fuck, and be friends with.

Ruka: Huh?

Riley: Like this. Seiren? Hmm…Kaname, Zero, and Aido.

Seiren: Fuck Kaname, marry Aido, and be friends with Zero.

Ruka: Ooohhh I get it. And Seiren, Aido? Really? That's just nasty.

Seiren: Everything about you is nasty.

Ruka: Shut up!

Seiren: So Rima, Kain, Kiryu, and Ichijo

Rima: Which Kiryu? Zero or Ichiru?

Seiren: Zero.

Rima: Fuck Kain, marry Ichijo, and be friends with Ichiru.

Seiren: You deaf bitch I said Zero! Dammit!

Rima: Well excuse me if I just happen to like Ichiru more than Zero!

Seiren: Just shut up.

Rima: WHAT?! YOU STARTED IT!

Seiren: And now I'm ending it. So shut up.

Rima: AND BE FRIENDS WITH ZERO! HAPPY?!

Seiren: Very.

Rima: Riley. Kaname, Shiki, and Ichijo.

Riley: Marry Kaname, fuck Ichijo, and friends with Shiki.

Riley: Let's make this harder. Ruka, for you. Toga Yagari, Headmaster Cross, and Ichio.

Ruka: Um…I…Err…Are you sure I have to answer this?

Riley: That's the reason I asked you this, so you could answer it. Other than that, I would have never asked you.

Ruka: Fuck Headmaster Cross…be friends with Ichio…And marry Yagari.

Seiren: Oh. My. God. HA! THIS IS RICH!

Rima: EHMAGOSH YEAH!

Riley: Wanna go tell everyone? I call telling the rest of the night class.

Seiren: And Ichiru and Zero right? They have to know this too. This is just way too good for them not to know.

Rima: But we can't get it done because that would mean ditching class and Headmaster Cross doesn't like it when we ditch.

Ruka: Last time we ditched, we couldn't leave our dorm.

Riley: I'll ditch class and tell them.

Rima: You're a pureblood, you can't. It'll ruin your pride.

Riley: Being a pureblood is soooo haaard. People expect you to be perfect and stuff, but I hate all of that. It's like living in a universe with shit for company.

Ruka: You're also forgetting that you're the only pureblood that cusses.

Riley: I DO NOT CARE!

Seiren: How about you tell Yagari and everybody else, and we'll tell the rest of the night class.

Riley: Got it.

Seiren: BYE!

Rima: Holla!

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Riley: You will never survive this.

Ruka: WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!

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Ruka: My life is crap.

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Yuki: WAAAIIIT YOU GUYS! DON'T LEAVE ME!

Yuki: Why am I always late? I hate it when they leave me out. It makes me sad.

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Author's Note: Like heeeeyyyy! This is chapter two! If you were wondering who Riley is, she's the girl Kaname has the hots for. I'm going to make him suffer! By the way, I'm kinda stumped on what Ichijo's revenge should be. What do I make Aido say?! PLEASE REVIEW! (And tell me what I should make Aido say. Should Aido suffer? Poor Hanabusa.) Did you like the game? Tell me in your REVIEW. Please? If you don't I'll get you because I'm a qualified Vampire Hunter. Trained to be the best by TOGA YAGARI! Chapter 3's coming out. Bye!